Today's Evil Beet Gossip

O.J. Simpson is a Seriously Disturbed Individual

Mr. Orenthal James refuses to disappear into obscurity, and, if that means he has to keep bringing up that whole yeah-I-killed-my-wife thing, then that is what will happen. Honestly, can someone just take one for the team and give this guy a movie role already?According to the AP, Fox plans to broadcast a two-part interview with Simpson in which he will regale us all with tales of "how he would have committed" the brutal murders of his ex-wife and her friend, Ron Goldman. Simpson has agreed to an ...

Dave Chappelle Pulls a Dave Chappelle

Perhaps Dave Chappelle should try his hand as a magician, since he seems to have this disappearing act down pat. At the last minute, Chappelle canceled this Thursday's scheduled appearance at Las Vegas' Comedy Festival. Bill Maher, whose act was supposed to follow Chappelle's, will now perform an extended set. Chappelle has not provided an explanation, and the Comedy Festival is issuing refunds at points of purchase.This isn't the first time Chappelle has pulled a stunt like this. In May 2005, he...

I Link We’re Alone Now

Rachel Weisz says it's okay to drink while you're pregnant. "Amen to that," says Lindsay Lohan's mom. [Cele|Bitchy]

If there is, in fact, a way to get America to a film version of Sweeney Todd, it's probably Borat. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
Rachel Weisz says it's okay to drink while you're pregnant. "Amen to that," says Lindsay Lohan's mom. [Cele|Bitchy]If there is, in fact, a way to get America to a film version of Sweeney Todd, it's probably Borat. [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]Shocker of shockers. Justin Timberlake is out and about, being a self-absorbed ass. [Girls Talkin' Smack, Pop on the Pop]Oprah and her couch are not invited to the TomKat wedding. [Bossip]If Paris and Nicole can be BFF again, perhaps there's hope for Britney and Madonna? [The Bosh]You should return that bulk purchase of lube to...

Michelle Rodriguez In Love with a Girl

Via The Advocate's interview with Kristanna Loken, star of Terminator 3 (although if Rodriguez tells her side of the story, it will undoubtedly be through People, our nation's A- and B-list one-stop-shop for publicly coming out):At first Loken, 27—who has a recurring role as lover of Shane (Katherine Moennig) on Showtime’s The L Word this season—affirmed that she’s in a relationship but wouldn’t specify the name or gender.Then we mentioned the tantalizing stories...

What Sucks and Costs $250 Million?

This is older news but you haven't heard about it yet. A friend mentioned this to me and I had to track it down for you, the adoring public. I'm about to blow your mind. Ready?Evan Almighty could cost as much as $250 million U.S. dollars to make. That's million with an M. As in one quarter of a Billion dollars.You may be scratching your head as to what exactly Evan Almighty is. It's the sequel to Bruce Almighty, the one where Morgan Freeman was God and Jim Carrey put a definitive end to his ...

Speaking of Simon Rex

He was in the movie "Pledge This." You know, the one with Paris Hilton. The trailer makes sure that you know that she is in the movie. It looks awful, but awful in a "I'm suprised it didn't end up in theatres way." "Big Mama's House" made it.
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Simon Rex…Gay Pornstar

So I was looking around for information on this rapper named Mickey Avalon and I found out that his first record was recorded with friend and gay pornstar Simon Rex. Um, the same Simon Rex the MTV VJ and actor? Evidently he has starred in such flicks as "Young Hard and Solo II." I guess this has been common knowledge for a while but I still am quite shocked. He went from Gay Pornstar to VJ to actor. Interesting leap. Here is a rundown of "Young Hard and Solo II" from our friends at Exce...

Renee Zellweger: Kenny Chesney "Biggest Mistake of My Life"

Renee Zellweger has finally opened up about her whirlwind romance/wedding/annulment with/to/from country singer Kenny Chesney. The Oscar winner, who was once engaged to Jim Carrey, wed Chesney in May 2005 after only four months of dating. She filed for annulment four months later, citing "fraud" as the cause of the split.Renee tells the British magazine Now,There was no alternative but to let it go. I made the biggest personal mistake of my life. I felt a fool. I was looking for something else. I j...