"Madness is doing the same thing and expecting a shark not to eat your other fucking arm." Jen Dziura on one-armed teen surfing sensation Bethany Hamilton. ...
As she is drunk out of her skull on this appearance on Charlotte Church's U.K. television show.
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Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe get into a little tiff at the Flags of Our Fathers screening in NYC. Ryan claims Reese is embarrassing him, mostly because her jaw is overshadowing his career. [Cityrag]
Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe get into a little tiff at the Flags of Our Fathers screening in NYC. Ryan claims Reese is embarrassing him, mostly because her jaw is overshadowing his career. [Cityrag]Victoria Beckham has been offered the hosting gig on Simon Fuller's new fashion-centric reality show. She may turn it down, since the show films in the U.S., and she knows that if she leaves hubby David's side for more than a minute, some hottie's going to steal him away. Like Paris Hilton. Or ...
Well, the Aaron Sorkin thing didn't work so hot, so NBC is going back to basics, as the Peacock struggles to keep its head above water after three years of unimpressive ratings and declining operating profit. NBC is slashing 700 jobs, around 5% of its workforce, expecting the cuts to result in a savings of $750 million in operating expenses by 2008.NBC's also through gambling on "quality programming" with "good writing" or, you know, "writing," as they plan to move their prime-time focus away from scr...
I was poking around TMZ and I found this photo of Paris buying her little dog a mountain worth of tacky dog stuff. It looks like she is actually buying a little dog bag with another dog already in it. That is the stupidest thing I've ever heard of. I guess fake dogs are much easier to carry around.So I remember a while back Paris Hilton used to tote her Chihuahua everywhere. Well, that was until she left it at her grandparent's house and forgot about it. After that little escapade she also got h...
World News Sources have confirmed today that Britney Spears has finally lost some of her baby weight and is so excited she is shopping for a new wardrobe.Even though I'm a little taken aback that this is a WORLD NEWS STORY I am kind of excited because this might mean that hot Brit is going to make a comeback. I love Britney Spears and though I have filled my trashy pop void with an unhealthy obsession with Danity Kane I really have missed her.I really think that Britney should dump Kevin, become...
Thank you to a recent anonymous commenter for giving us the title for this post.Michael's line was obviously a huge disappointment, although I'm sure he is crying his eyes out each night right into Brandy's vagina.I love Laura Bennett, and I would wear most of her clothes, but I agree with the judges that she lacks an original point of view and creative vision.Uli's line? Rocked. Those pieces would make any woman look stunning. She should have won, in my opinion.Jeffrey's line did nothing for me. I hated, hated, hated the dress that Marilinda wore. With the zip...
She may not have made it into the finals of Top Chef, but contestant Lee Anne Wong has signed on to host Top Recipe: The Wong Way to Cook, an new "webisode" series on BravoTV.com, which will air every Thursday evening to showcase the winning recipe from last week's Top Chef epsiode. "It offers a new viewing opportunity to our highly engaged viewers and a place where they can log on and further connect with one of their favorite Bravo personalities and explore the creative process," says Lauren Zal...
So Justin has premiered his new “clothing line,†William Rast, during Los Angeles Fashion Week Tuesday. He is in a long line of celebrities that have really no qualifications to make clothes yet do so anyway. Is this a good idea? Let us look at some past attempts by celebrities.Jessica Simpson- Has 3 lines of clothing. Now, I had to go to a mall in suburban Illinois to find a Fashion Bug that actually carries her clothes. I bet Jess totes wears jeans shorts from the Fashion Bug.(Good or ...
In case you weren't tipped off by the rock-hard body and Kabbalah-inspired name change to "Esther" and on-stage urging of her fans to put a certain cylindrical part of our President's anatomy in their mouths and apply pressure (hint: it's not a finger!), Madonna does not half-ass anything. The singer, who has two biological children, and recently adopted a Malawi infant, is coming back for more. Loathe to let this adoption-related publicity die down, Madonna is already talking about adopting a three...
The Heather Mills/Paul McCartney divorce proceedings have stumbled across a landmine of their very own. TMZ has obtained transcripts of the allegations Mills makes in court documents, which are not exactly a big step forward for social perception of amputees (no pun intended -- well, maybe). Mills paints herself as a battered prisoner of war, as helpless and she is legless, begging the abusive warden of Paul McCartney for table scraps, as the ruthless Beatle forced her to cook two dinners a nigh...
Hi there! Beet here. This site continues to grow in popularity, thanks to all you awesome readers (especially those of you who send us tips), all our kick-ass Evil Cohorts, and Lindsay Lohan's unwavering dedication to doing retarded shit and flashing her va-jay-jay. I'd like to create more content for you all daily, but what with the day job and the other job and the grad school and the late-night gas-station rendezvous in Silverlake (thanks Craigslist!), it's getting to be a bit overwhelming.Thankfully, I've found the perfect Ashley to my...