No, not the "it girl." Just "that girl." You know, the one who can't walk out of the club using her own internal balancing skills, but rather must rely on those of the friends who are propping her up. Check out the video here.What's funniest to me is the running 'razzi commentary. When you watch the videos of Paris or Lindsay, the photogs are always super nice: "Paris, watch out, there's a puddle!" "Lindsay, hi, you look gorgeous, you look beautiful!" "Paris, how's your jaw? Is your jaw okay, Paris? Your fans are so worried about you!"With Avril, it's just, "Come on, you drunk bitch!"But I guess Paris has never spit on a photog....
Brad and Angelina are forced to exercise amongst the unwashed masses, despite their earnest pleas to be spared such indignity.Just what Kelly Ripa needs: another television show.I bet Dane Cook and Jessica Simpson have really deep pillow talk. "I know many consider Thus Spoke Zarathustra to be Nietzsche's most important work, Jess, but I've personally always felt it to be Ecce Homo, with it's ultimate emphasis on transvaluation." "I concur, Dane. So very heartily."Sigourney Weaver injures her knee on a trampoline while filming a movie. "You have to learn ...
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This sound clip made the Internet rounds awhile back, but a friend sent it to me again today, and I thought it worthy of posting here. You may not want to listen to it at work -- you'll probably laugh out loud. />...
Rolling around the Internet today is this clip from last night's Project Runway reunion, where they showed previously unseen footage of Vincent Libretti freaking out after a PR staffer mishandled his laundry.
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Josh Duhamel and Ashton Kutcher go all Zoolander in this 1997 footage of the two at the Male Model of the Year competition (yeah, it really happens). Duhamel wins, and interviews that "the guy -- I forget his name -- from Iowa, he was exceptional." The guy he's talking about is, of course, Ashton Kutcher (who introduces himself as "Chris Kutcher").
Josh Duhamel and Ashton Kutcher go all Zoolander in this 1997 footage of the two at the Male Model of the Year competition (yeah, it really happens). Duhamel wins, and interviews that "the guy -- I forget his name -- from Iowa, he was exceptional." The guy he's talking about is, of course, Ashton Kutcher (who introduces himself as "Chris Kutcher").Not one but two models ate shit on the runway at Paris Fashion Week. Luckily, CBS News consolidated the videos of the two into a single clip for you to...
Remember that chick from Whale Rider? She was 13 when she became the youngest-ever nominee for Best Actress for her role in the 2002 film. She hasn't done much since -- a Star Wars film here and there, sleepover parties, after-school sports, get knocked up by her 19-year-old boyfriend. You know, the usual kid stuff....
Scientists at the Niels Bohr Institute at Copenhagen University in Denmark have successfully teleported light and matter a distance of half a meter. This is the first time scientists have been able to teleport both light and matter, and at a distance of more than a few millimeters.I don't understand most of the rest of the words in the article -- it seems like the science people are trying to say that this does not mean you will be able to teleport yourself to Paris Fashion Week by next year, but s...
I hate that these actually look kind of sweet. Nothing is particularly offensive here. Except for her fake eyelashes -- Anna Nicole should be careful, lest she accidentally overdose on those things.More pics of these shenanigans here....
After her three-month internship with Seventeen, former Miss Seventeen contestant Brianna Burrows is preparing to sue Editor-in-Chief Atoosa Rubinstein for slander, after Rubinstein privately bitched out Burrows in her office. Rubinstein, whose general bitchiness and insanity have made her something of a legend in the NYC media community, allegedly told Burrows that her "career in magazines was over and that [she'd] never work in this industry again." Silly, naive Brianna. When the editor you're w...
Jean-Paul Gaultier proves, once and for all, that, yes, it is absolutely crucial that runway models be actively eating-disordered....
Vince Vaughn and Jennifer Aniston broke up over the phone.Madonna selects an African child to adopt with the same obsessive attention to detail and God complex that make her live performances such extraordinary spectacles. Mischa Barton and Nicole Richie are dunzo. Barton says Richie's "fickle," by which she of course means "starving." Having properly atoned for a year of sins on Yom Kippur, Mel Gibson's drinking again.Ashlee Simpson denies hooking up with Nick Carter while he was with Paris Hilton, using her...