- Jamie Lee Curtis decides she’s “not an actor anymore,” about 10 years after the rest of the country made up their minds on the issue.
- Gee, Pete Doherty, you really don’t figure touring with your band is the best way to stay sober straight out of rehab? Really?
- Candy Spelling wants you to think she has feelings just like normal people, acts like she’s excited Tori’s pregnant.
- Am I the only one totally bothered by the fact that one of Shannon Doherty’s eyes is much, much higher up on her face than the other? You can tell even when she’s wearing sunglasses!
- So I haven’t really been linking to these pics all week, because they truly sadden me, and creep me out in a way I don’t really have words for. But I guess I have to be a true journalist and get the story to my audience. So check out the pictures of the Zombie Formerly Known as Katie Holmes, and her new BFF/cryptmate Posh Spice.