Just another sickening battle in the war on privacy we call fame. Some enterprising young stalker has apparently captured a Lohan grocery receipt. How do we know it's a Lohan grocery receipt? Her name's not on it anywhere. Okay, her name is on the bottom, but it's not like that proves anything. I could get a Ralphs card as Lindsay Lohan, too. The list includes:Chaser (a popular hangover "cure")2 bottles of Nyquil1 box Claritin tablets1 box of Sudafed1 box of UnisomGinseng2 boxes green tea supplementand also:...
Here's that "Ring the Alarm" performance I was talking about. God bless YouTube.
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A little something to incorporate into your daily prayer ritual.
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Pictures of Harry and his beloved Pink Taco in Hawaii. I think, because these pics are so genuinely cute (and because anyone reppin' Scottsdale is my homie), I'm going to try not to make fun of either of them today. We'll see how that goes.
Pictures of Harry and his beloved Pink Taco in Hawaii. I think, because these pics are so genuinely cute (and because anyone reppin' Scottsdale is my homie), I'm going to try not to make fun of either of them today. We'll see how that goes.[more pics at SplashNewsOnline] ...
Because you all are clearly incapable of forming your own opinions and thus are unfailingly interested in mine.
Because you all are clearly incapable of forming your own opinions and thus are unfailingly interested in mine.Sarah Silverman may well be the funniest person on planet Earth. As soon as one of you finds a clip of one of her VMA bits on YouTube, send me the link please.If we could never, ever have Amy Lee and Jared Leto standing next to one another again, I'd be fine with that. Really. In high school I could handle looking at three, maybe even four goth kids at the same time. In my twenties, two ...
Barbara Walters, E.E. Cummings find Rosie O'Donnell's blog pretentious, totally unnecessary. People reports that "Party of Five's Jeremy London" got married this weekend. The last time Jeremy London filmed an episode of Party of Five, it was 1997, and you still had a crush on Scott Wolf."Crocodile Hunter" Steve Irwin died this weekend when he was stung by a stingray while filming in Australia. It must be sweeps week. Donald Trump: still a raging, misogynistic asshole.David Beckham confirms that his wife, Posh Spice, is ...
The girl has brown eyes. She wears blue-tinted contacts. On occasion, I do enjoy perusing the various celeb photo sites and looking at the great big huge versions of the 'razzi photos, where you can see every last scar, concealed pimple, and odd tattoo, before they get shrunk and airbrushed for general use. It makes me feel better about myself. Okay?So today I'm looking through VMA photos, trying to find more things wrong with Paris Hilton, because I do that with my Saturday sometimes when my TiVo's not...
The kids over at JMansWorld, a Justin Guarini fan site (wrap your head around that), got wind of the little Justin Guarini mystery I've been trying to solve. And by "trying to solve," I of course mean "not trying to solve." Specifically, how was this guy the #1 requested celeb on E! Online for a significant portion of August 31 of this year? They did the digging that I was too apathetic to even attempt, and found an article on E! Online from August 30 titled "Making the Most of the 'Idol' Experie...
Not much today, kids. Not much at all.Gawker's backstage reporting from the VMAs is worth a read.Remember when Ben Affleck was cool? And when he was in a movie, people wanted to see it? Yeah. Not so much now. You know how you can tell it's a really slow news day? Pictures of Jamie-Lynn Spears. Ashlee Simpson may or may not be dating Pete Wentz. "Who is Pete Wentz?" exclaims America. Pre-VMA report from Page Six: Ryan Seacreast hanging with his gays; Jason Wahler makes Lauren Conrad cry; Brandon Davis may (shh...
Goddamn Beyonce just rocked the fuck out at the VMAs. In a sea of mediocre performances (I mean what the hell was that, Justin?), she demonstrated unequivocally why her albums go multi-platinum and Rihanna's are stalling out around gold with a commanding performance of her anthemic stay-the-fuck-off-my-man's-cock-you-whore single, "Ring the Alarm." Rihanna will not be sleeping well tonight. Neither, for that matter, will her "mentor," Jay-Z. Hot damn, you go girl. Thank you for that. ...
Someone at MTV's in trouble.I just listened to Fergie sing "I don't give a fuck so here we go" on the MTV VMA's Red Carpet Pre-Show. They caught the first use but missed the second.The weird thing is that it's 6:45 pm here in LA, meaning it is 9:45 pm in New York, where this was filmed. But it's light outside on the TV. So, um, this was definitely pre-recorded (at least for west coast audiences). And they still missed it. ...