Ew! When I reported earlier that House of Carter's Aaron Carter got engaged to Playboy model Kari Ann Peniche, I was completely unaware that Peniche used to date Nick Carter, Aaron's older brother. That is just so wrong. Tom Green (remember him? no?) shatters his tibia while skateboarding. He plans to air film of the surgery on his online talk show, Tom Green Live, which certainly won't garner anywhere near the attention he received for his televised testicle surgery, or, you know, for his televised sh...
On August 3, my ever-vigilant mother sent me a link to a website she thought I'd find amusing, DontDateHimGirl.com. I did find it amusing, so much so that I blogged about it, reluctantly repeating names of some of the poor chaps who'd been blasted on the site. I hadn't thought much about that particular post until today, when I received this email, from one of the young men whose name and public blasting I'd re-printed in part:
On August 3, my ever-vigilant mother sent me a link to a website she thought I'd find amusing, DontDateHimGirl.com. I did find it amusing, so much so that I blogged about it, reluctantly repeating names of some of the poor chaps who'd been blasted on the site. I hadn't thought much about that particular post until today, when I received this email, from one of the young men whose name and public blasting I'd re-printed in part: Dear Evilbeet! Please help. In your August 3, 2006 blog you d...
Check it out on AllieIsWired. />...
A pretty funny video from X17, as the paparazzi follow LiLo around for the better part of a day. She eats at Il Fornaio with Harry Morton and a woman who is either a rookie personal assistant or a very entitled friend.
A pretty funny video from X17, as the paparazzi follow LiLo around for the better part of a day. She eats at Il Fornaio with Harry Morton and a woman who is either a rookie personal assistant or a very entitled friend.Before Lindsay leaves the restaurant, this mystery woman comes out and instructs the paparazzi that she "needs them to stay at least ten feet back." The paparazzi chirp their agreement -- "yes yes, no problem, of course, sure, you got it" -- and, confident her natural genius for papar...
Taken from her hospital bed, just after her daughter's birth, and before her son's tragic death.
...
Redux Beverages in Las Vegas debuted its new beverage at NYC Fashion Week this week: "Cocaine."The beverage, targeted at party-goers (really? why?), is supposedly 3.5x stronger than Red Bull (its inventor, Jamey Kirby, says it is "350 percent stronger," because, you know, that sounds like more), and -- get this -- has a secret ingredient to imitate the mouth- and throat-numbing properties of actual cocaine.Their website looks pretty low-budg, which is fine, because you don't really need a complicated m...
Eminem's trying to work out the details of his divorce from Kim Mathers. Again.Scarlett Johansson loves being curvy, and she doesn't want to change a thing about herself. Which is totally fine, but it would be nice if she could change the character she plays every once in awhile.Teri Hatcher has very expensive THO. According to the Desperate Housewives star, during the show's first season, the producers spent thousands of dollars digitally erasing her nipples. For the love of Christ, will someon...
So, guys, I know it's really funny to make the gimme jokes about the fact that she doesn't ever eat because of a furious and devastating mental illness that has taken complete control of her body, mind and life -- I mean, yeah, that's funny shit -- but, like, if we can be serious for a second, maybe someone who actually knows her might want to consider, you know, trying to save her life. Just a thought. ...
Reports are trickling in that Howard Stern got a juicy confession out of Bam Margera on his radio program this morning. Bam says he did hook up with Employee of the Month star Jessica Simpson while she was still married to Nick Lachey. I didn't hear the show and I haven't seen the transcript, but Jessica was technically married to Nick for nearly eight months after the two were separated, and during that time period, Nick's many conquests were well-documented. So I'll reserve judgment for now.If you ha...
This has nothing to do with celebrities, celebutantes or gossip, so if you can't handle some off-topic ranting, please avert your eyes.Anyone who knows me knows I'm pretty far from a "femi-nazi" label. I mean, I write a gossip blog, for chrissake. I'm not one to hold picket signs or get petitions signed or, god forbid, write my senator. It's wonderful that there are people out there so invested in women's empowerment, and I respect and appreciate their efforts, but I am simply not among their ra...
Aaron Carter is engaged to Kari Ann Peniche, a former Miss United States Teen who had her title revoked for posing for Playboy. So, Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff, you both lost. Will Brad Pitt replace Tom Cruise in Mission Impossible IV? Paramount hopes so.Accomplished Jew-hater Mel Gibson takes time out from his busy schedule of AA and KKK meetings to make his daughter an MRS. Janet Jackson once "accidentally" used cocaine, and she was so utterly distraught over it that she just had to tell an L...
I'm out and about and on airplanes today, so posting will be slow for the rest of the afternoon/evening, but I promise to come back and catch you up tonight, my loves.You know what you should do in the meantime?Make friends with The Evil Beet on mySpace. All the cool kids are doing it. That and cocaine....