God bless the British press. They've got a pic of cocaine in its natural habitat -- the inside of Kate Moss's nose. If the standard blow-up doll isn't doing the trick anymore, you can bid on an actual Fembot on eBay.Nick Carter: "Paris Hilton is a psychotic evil whore blah blah blah blah hey by the way I have a television show coming out."Jamie Pressly gets engaged and Kate Hudson files for divorce. Do you want a George W. Bush butt plug? Perhaps for use in conjunction with your Fembot? Okay, okay. Ju...
And reality TV continues its sharp plunge into actual reality.
And reality TV continues its sharp plunge into actual reality.Rev Run's wife gave birth on Thursday, but the baby was born with its organs external to its body, a rare condition known as cloacal exstrophy, occuring in only 1 of every 250,000 births. The baby died soon after its birth.MTV cameras were inside the hospital at the time, but there's no word yet on whether they were in the delivery room....
This story gets more intriguing by the minute.
This story gets more intriguing by the minute.On Tuesday night, an obviously distressed Howard K. Stern appeared on Larry King Live to announce that he and Anna Nicole Smith have been in a relationship for "a very long time," and that he is the father of her new baby girl, Hannah.I think on some level I kind of knew this already, but still, it's crazy to watch the video. We forget that these are very real people. This has been a truly horrific month for HKS and Anna, and it's written all over hi...
File-sharing site Limewire is suing the RIAA for anti-trust violations, and they're asking for a jury trial. So it's pretty much the most awesome publicity stunt since that time Aaron Carter proposed to Kari Ann Peniche.Katie Holmes agrees to adopt another fake baby with Tom Cruise, if he'll marry her and renew her contract.The kids at Best Week Ever have tasted Cocaine: The Drink. The verdict: all the fun of actual cocaine, with 110% of the mysterious itching.Eddie Murphy is soooo in love with Scary Spice. It's so n...
Albert Einstein once said "Do not worry about your difficulties in math. I assure you that mine are still greater."
Albert Einstein once said "Do not worry about your difficulties in math. I assure you that mine are still greater."This isn't a great parallel, but the quote came to mind. Because however nauseatingly sick you are of every other post on this blog being about what Lindsay Lohan is doing today, I assure you that I am way, way fucking sicker of having to write about it. The jokes run thin real quick, and they weren't that good to begin with. I'm tired of thinking up new ways to be mean to her. The jo...
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I don't really know what else to say about this. It's like standing at the edge of Victoria Falls, feeling the soft mist on your face and watching the sunlight dance along the currents and the greenery and thinking to yourself "I can make this somehow better." No, my friend, you cannot. ...
Kari Ann Peniche('s publicist) finally breaks her day-long silence about the abrupt and predictable end to her week-long engagement to Aaron Carter. Brandon Davis gets in his second fight this week. I think he and Jason Wahler have an agreement to alternate days. Would you like to see a (tragically, censored) video of Steve-O urinating on his own red carpet? You're in luck! Paris Hilton is formally charged with that DUI she picked up earlier this month. The maximum sentence is six months in jail,...
Some very critical stories have broken in the past hour. Normally I like to take little breaks from blogging during the day to, you know, do stuff at the job I have that pays me in cash (rather than critical acclaim) and covers my health plan, but there is simply no time for that today.Lindsay Lohan was seen sucking face with Stavros Niarchos last night at Dragonfly. In case you'd forgotten about him already, Stavros is the Greek shipping heir who was at one point engaged to none other than Pari...
Hey boys! Just when you thought masturbating to thoughts of Miss Cleo couldn't get any better -- turns out she's a lezzie!Aaron Carter breaks off his week-long engagement to Kari Ann Peniche, because he's now met the requisite media usage quota of "House of Carters" as detailed in his contract with E!, and because, you know, she used to fuck his brother. KFed's not even going to include "PoPoZao" on his debut album, Playing with Fire; it's being replaced by a duet between him and his wife, Britney Spears. So, by its late October ...
Nicole Richie has been spotted all over town lately with her new man, longtime friend and Prince of Malibu Brody Jenner. But it was not so long ago that the super-skinny starlet was engaged to DJ AM. Is Nicole really over AM? Well, we can't know for sure, since she didn't wear a t-shirt making any formal statement to the press, but we can look at the evidence and draw our own conclusions.AM has been spending a lot of time lately with 22-year-old model Lauren Hastings, who has not yet thought to m...
You know those awkward days after a break-up, where you still have to see the guy every now and then to work out the details? Who's keeping the dog? Where are my bikinis? You owe me $30 for that time I paid for the cab. Won't you please reconsider? Please?In the new media, EdTV life of Lindsay Lohan, these moments are captured on tape and broadcast to an international audience via the web.Play along, won't you?TMZ has tape of Lindsay showing up at Harry's West Hollywood office yesterday, a day afte...