I think it's fair to say that most of us probably assumed that Mary-Kate Olsen's relationship with boyfriend Olivier Sarkozy, 17 years her senior, wasn't going to last. But indeed it has - for more than three years already, but likely a while longer since they actually got married over the weekend!
The wedding was a tres chic affair (see what I did there?) held at a private residence on 49th Street in New York. However, perhaps the most hilarious/ridiculous/probably actually true detail about the big day comes from the New York Post:
The reception was held at a private residence on...
Back in 1993, Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen bought Dualstar Entertainment, a fashion and entertainment company under which they've pursued pretty much all of their ventures (note: they were only six years old when they came to own Dualstar). Unfortunately, Dualstar is now being sued in a class-action lawsuit by a whopping 40 interns, past and present, who claim that working for the Olsens was a bona fide nightmare - one they never even got paid for.
From Page Six:
The lead plaintiff in the Manhattan ...
I love me some Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen. I grew up with them as Michelle on Full House and think they're excellent for having built an empire without becoming like Lindsay Lohan and squandering it all. I also sorta love that despite being billionaires, they continue to dress like homeless people. It's mind-boggling and sort of hilarious.
However, socks with sandals? Ladies, really? First of all, they're awful Jesus sandals. Second of all, those socks look thick enough to wear in the Arctic. ...
Well, love is in the air, because we've got a second engagement announcement today, this time from Mary Kate Olsen and her French boyfriend (and half brother of the former president of France, Nicholas Sarkozy), Olivier Sarkozy. The pair have been dating a little less than two years, and now they've finally decided to make things official and walk down the aisle - despite rumours that this would be happening stemming back to March 2013.
There's a 17 year age difference between the two - Mar...
Mary-Kate Olsen is dating some creepy-ass dude (Olivier Sarkozy), creepy because of how much older he is than she (17 year age difference) and because of how possessive he looks of her in every photo. It's been rumored that they've been secretly married, or engaged, or are having a "test marriage", whatever the hell that is. Now apparently Ms. Olsen's family and friends are urging her to get a $500 million prenup, so it looks like marriage may be in her future after all. From the fabulous National Enquirer (...
You know, I think that sometimes we all focus way too much on the negative, and I think that the relationship between Mary-Kate Olsen and her boyfriend, Olivier Sarkozy, is a good example of that. We always talk about how creepy he is and how uncomfortable it makes us feel to look at pictures of them together. So instead of doing that whole thing over again, why don't we stay positive about it all? Why don't we make this glass half full?
See, Olivier is VERY GOOD at being creepy. That is a tale...
Ugh, this is just the creepiest. Just look at that picture. Mary-Kate looks terrified. And why does he always grab on her head? What's that about? He looks like a creepy sorcerer trying to do some creepy magic on some kid he kidnapped and took back to his tower.
Now look at this picture:
Still with the grabbing of the head. Can anyone explain that?
One more:
That's Mary-Kate's "ha ha, I love it when you squeeze my head, ha ha, someone please receive this cry for help via text" face.
I don't care about the age ...
Oh, gross. I feel so incredibly gross right now. Up until this point, Sarah has always had the pleasure of talking to you guys about Mary-Kate Olsen and her boyfriend, Olivier Sarkozy. I'd always read them and shuddered and then quickly moved on, because eww, but it's my turn now. Because now, Mary-Kate and Olivier are taking this thing to the next level. They're roomies!
From the New York Post:
Obviously he’s into twins. Olivier Sarkozy, 42, the much older beau of elf-like Mary-Kate Ols...
I used to joke about the "third Olsen sister," some terrible gnome that the twins keep locked away in a basement (see also: Kristen Wiig as Judice). Joke's on me; turns out there is an Olsen sibling. Or maybe I did know that, but the knowledge somehow got lost in my brain's muddle. Oh, well.
Anyway. Meet 22-year-old Elizabeth Olsen. You're gonna hear a lot more about this kid in coming months, I swear. She's currently getting ridiculously rave reviews for her eponymous role in Martha Marcy May Marlene---and I'm talking Kirsten-Dunst-in-Melancholia r...
Today has been a super downer: the universe has once again grown frowzy, it seems.
So let us self-medicate with Celebrity Gossip’s shallowest-working salve, the "Blind Item." (I’m totally a doctor! Like, a smut pharmacist! A philanthropist, even! You’re welcome.)
Below are four Blind Items, prescribed to soothe.
BuzzFoto wonders:
These sibling stars that started out as child actors are so jealous to compete with one another for roles that their relationship is completely ruined. One is ...
So the second half of that question was totally a trick question - neither of these people are homeless. I really questioned the girl, but a dude that high-brow and polished-looking wouldn't be seen out in public with someone who was the embodiment of scabies, right?
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