I do honestly believe that Michael Jackson was a sad and misunderstood man-child, doomed to isolation, who never knew a normal life. Maybe a certain amount of retconning is required to arrive at that conclusion: I'm soft.
La Toya Jackson's new memoir, Starting Over, is a real downer. Much of the book centers on her brother's paranoia that people were out to kill him (she still shares his suspicions, not to mention his fake nose). And while La Toya Jackson isn't my go-to for facts-based narratives, this is some pretty dark ...
Are any of you still into Celebrity Apprentice? Because they're making another season of it and so far the cast they have lined up is... hilarious.
According to EW, the next group of D-listers to line up for The Donald include Starr Jones, Mark McGrath and my personal favorite, La Toya Jackson. A perfect start, if you ask me.
So who else do we think they should cast? I would love to see Carrot Top, Delta Burke, and Scott Disick. The first two are purely for the LOLs, but I'd like to see Scott try and prove that he has what it takes to do anyt...