Beet told us the other day that Dustin Diamond, better known as Saved by the Bell‘s Screech, has bundled together a collection of his delusions and found a publisher willing to call...
Um, so, I think this kid’s 17, so I may actually be trafficking in kiddie porn here. If that’s the case, um — authorities? — if you could just kindly alert me I will... If you can believe it, it turns out Dustin Diamond (aka Screech) is every bit the classy gentleman that his Dirty-Sanchezed sex tape would make him out to be. Diamond, who is currently... Evil T and I are not especially skilled in the fine art of film review, and Spiteful Lars prefers his pornography to involve Kevin Federline, so we left it up to those lovable pervs over at... They are remaking Dirty Dancing, and Mario Lopez is on the short list of celebs to star in the Patrick Swayze role, and still I wait, patient and hopeful, for my Lark Voorhies comeback... I don’t even know who the “comedian” is playing Screech in this Weekend Update bit on the Screech sex tape, but nothing about it is right. Not even the costume. How hard... Watch it here!
A lovely quote from Screech himself:
“If you freeze-frame right at the blue jelly double-cock, um, I believe there’s poop on the end of it…I can’t... I don’t really know what else to say about this. It’s like standing at the edge of Victoria Falls, feeling the soft mist on your face and watching the sunlight dance along the... Every day I get such a kick at looking at the search terms that guide you people to this site. I always feel a little bad when you end up here searching for something I don’t offer... Just a few random clips I thought I’d leave for anyone who swings by this weekend.
Remember when Jessie Spano was abusing caffeine pills? Yes, you do. You reminisce about it at least... It’s a slow news day. The things you might care about, before the week ends:
Lou Diamond Phillips arrested for some good old-fashioned wife-beating. People epithets him as “Law...
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Clips from the Screech Sex Tape!
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