Who the fuck IS this person? Smiling and looking all healthy and shit? It’s Samantha Ronson, chilling with Lindsay while she shops in LA. I honestly would not have recognized her.

La Lohan and SamRo hit up a party in LA last night. Lindsers seems to have used their brief time apart to dye her hair and get new extensions that are a redder shade. I actually think the...

Lindsay and Samantha celebrated Sam’s 31st birthday last night by hitting up a ton of Hollywood clubs, and, of course, renting an ice cream truck. This is an amazing idea. I had...

The Terrible Twosome are back in the City of Angels, apparently sporting new matching tattoos. First acquired in July 2006 with then-beau Harry Morton, Lindsay’s tattoo (on her left...

Lindsay and SamRo hit up Miami International Airport on Wednesday after spending a few days hanging out there with Samantha’s family. I’m relieved that Lindsay’s going to...

Word on the street is that Lindsay Lohan was drinking under the table — literally — at Mark Ronson’s recent gig in Chicago. Mark Ronson had two women at his feet during...

Way to go, Linds! After LA police chief William Bratton stepped WAY over the line by involving Lindsay Lohan’s sexuality in an on-the-record discussion of pending paparazzi...

It’s not even that slow a news day, but somehow E! has written an entire story about how LiLo and SamRo were allowed to chainsmoke inside Crown Bar in WeHo last night. Can you believe...

La Lohan and SamRo are back in LA, and were roaming the streets the other day. And it’s actually come to this — I am censoring a T-shirt. Because there are penises on...

Remember when we used to do “Your Daily Lohan” segments around here? That was back in the days when you might ever see Lindsay Lohan photographed without Samantha Ronson...

Okay, that’s a dumb title, and that’s not even how you spell “accelerate,” but it’s nearly 4 am and I can’t sleep. I’ve made this new and exciting...