Just when we’d almost forgotten about Mariah Yeater and the love child she claims she had with Justin Bieber, this girl manages to step back into the lamelight (I honestly meant to...
First of all, can I tell you how I hate when Justin Bieber does something that makes me have to write a post about it? Because it burns me with a radioactive kind of fire inside. I feel it... … Because, you know, there’s no such thing as ‘Billie Jean’ as it is. It’s a new concept that crazed fans claim to have babies by their inspirational idols... Remember the chick that Justin Bieber supposedly sexed up and made a baby with? Mariah Yeater, she of the unstable tendencies and weird torso? Well Justin Bieber apparently can’t... That’s right! On Friday, the Biebz took Mariah Yeater‘s little paternity test just as he promised, and I’m sure he aced it.
But why did Bieber bother? After all, the... Ooh, the “where he at” and the “he been busy” are just killing me. Where the hell did this girl learn how to speak, her infant? Anyway, from TMZ:
Justin... From TMZ:
Justin Bieber’s baby mama has dismissed her paternity lawsuit against the singer … TMZ has learned.
The suit was quietly dismissed late last week. What’s more... Here it is: Mariah Yeater‘s side of the story, in her own words. And boy, her interview definitely isn’t the blast I was hoping it’d be. I don’t know, I guess I... Which test, you ask? Why, baby Tristyn Yeater’s paternity test! And honestly, I’m a little shocked, because—I’ve said it before—I don’t think the Biebz... Well, well, well! I logged into the ol’ photo-wire this morning, and imagine my delight to find the sad, cold eyes of one Mariah Yeater staring back at me.
Here’s the... I’m pretty positive I still don’t buy this story, but it’s always fun to speculate. It’s also kind of fun to say her name along with Justin’s – Mariah... Our little baby is growing up! Star Magazine has the shocking “first photo” of Justin Bieber‘s infant love child—wait, what? I know, right? And yeah, no, I sincerely...
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