Two days ago, Lindsay Lohan was denied entry into the L.A. County Morgue. You knew that already. But Lohan returned, undaunted, yesterday morning—at 5:35 a.m., bless her crazy little...
The progenitors of the awfulness that is Lindsay Lohan have finally turned on their own creation, metaphorical pitchforks in hand.
Yesterday, dad Michael Lohan hopped aboard the... Let me clarify: five years ago, Lindsay Lohan discussed her 10 year plan with In Style, so today, she’s halfway in. And, well, it’s not looking too good:
“I want to get... “That’s from smoking a pipe with meth or crack. She’s smoking either crack or meth, one or the other. I’m not going to shade it. If you’re talking about prescription medication... Sometimes I think that Lindsay Lohan really has to put in a ton of effort to be this much of a mess. This is one of those times.
After she screwed up her first community service gig, she... As Jenn told you this morning, Lindsay Lohan got reassigned to community service at the morgue because she’s an entitled little monster who just can’t get her shit together. ... So Lindsay Lohan isn’t working at a women’s shelter anymore. And heads up! She isn’t working at the Red Cross anymore, either!
Nope. Stephanie Sautner, the judge... Yes, Lindsay Lohan could possibly end up in jail on Wednesday. Shocking, right? She has a hearing where the judge is going to be all “why did you screw up your community service in... Lindsay has done nothing wrong, ok?! NOTHING. Yeah, she got fired from her court-appointed community service, SO WHAT? It doesn’t mean she ever did anything wrong, ever. You know... Lindsay Lohan has been kicked out of her community service program, absolutely everybody reports.
TMZ:
Judge Stephanie Sautner ordered Lohan to serve 360 hours at the Downtown Women’s... “Lindsay is widely acknowledged as one of the most stunning actresses of her day, and we get requests every week wanting to do photo shoots with her from top photographers... I’m not sure if I’ve ever actually been more grossed out while scoping out the inside of a celebrity’s mouth. I mean, seriously. This bitch can drop $1200 on a Balenciaga...
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Oh My God, You Guys, Leave Lindsay Lohan Alone!
Lindsay Lohan Fired from Community Service Gig
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