“I am married to David Jones. David Bowie and David Jones are two totally different people. I did not want to get involved with a rock star. No way. It is not a sane thing to do but...
David Bowie, also known as the most talented, most fabulous musician ever, hasn’t released an album since Reality in 2003. He hasn’t toured since 2004, when he had a heart... I mean, there’s a long, modelesque neck, and then there’s this.
This isn’t normal, right?
Can you get plastic surgery to elongate your neck?
Also: this chick is 52. Dayum.David Bowie Is The Most Selfish Man Alive
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