Arnold Schwarzenegger is reportedly in stable condition after undergoing emergency open heart surgery on Thursday. According to TMZ, the 70-year-old former California governor developed...
Yeah, I know, it’s Arnold Schwarzenegger with a questionably-dyed hair color and definite poor taste in haircuts, but I had to sort of prime you guys with the face-forward photo... No, I know, I was wondering about it too. Last summer, one of the big stories was all about how Arnold Schwarzenegger was this big ol’ douchebag, but we really haven’t heard... On Friday, Arnold Schwarzenegger attended the inauguration of the first-ever museum dedicated to the Triumph of Being Arnold Schwarzenegger. The museum itself is located in the house where... I am so, so sorry about the headline. What am I supposed to do? My hands are tied, here.
Other movie titles I ought to have been able to contort into an ill-worded, trying-too-hard... Hey, look, another George Lopez ‘I’m not funny’ moment! How surprising!
In this particular segment of Lopez Tonight, George takes a swipe at Mildred Baena, Arnold... It’s like Tiger 2.0 up in this bitch apparently, and mistresses from all over the country are coming out of a Schwarzenegger dong-haze in order to nail his cheating heart to the wall... After being practically steamrolled by fucked up information over the past week, Maria Shriver went and hired a prominent LA divorce attorney to counsel her and review her matrimonial... Her name is Mildred Baena, and according to Radar Online and Star magazine (who, together, launched a ‘joint’ investigation, isn’t that cute?), and she is allegedly the... Oh man. This IS big, isn’t it? According to sources at the LA Times, the real reason Maria Shriver like, abruptly cut out on her husband and their shared home was because she found... “[Maria and I are] taking it one day at a time. I want to take a moment and thank our many friends and family for the tremendous amount of support and love that you have given us in... Why yes, in a shocking development, yes they did.
I mean, what could they have possibly disagreed on, who last moved the hairspray? What charity to donate their end-of-year write-offs to...
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