TMZ published photos today pulled from the security cameras of both Audrina Patridge and Lindsay Lohan– both victims of break-ins this year– and pointed out that the thieves have more in common than just wanting to rip off Hollywood’s C-List. In fact, both burglars may be the very same person.
LAPD was the first to pick up on the similar M.O. — douchey cap, t-shirt and an easy entry through unlocked doors and leaked these screenshots to the press in hopes that it would lead to the arrest of the thief. Not only has Lohan told the cops that the man on camera looks familiar to her, but as TMZ pointed out, she took to her Twitter this week and said “that’s how i know it was not a ROBBERY. electronics weren’t taken… just things that a certain old friend knew meant a lot to me.” Apparently some of the stolen goods include personal video tapes and legal documents that were part of Lindsay’s double arrests/blink-and-you’ll-miss-it jail time awhile back.
So what have we learned, kids? 1) Just because you’ve been reduced to a nobody does not mean that the Ed Hardy-clad fools you do lines with at Teddy’s are above breaking in to your house later. 2) Lock your freakin’ door. It’s a recession and crime is up. If you don’t live in the backwoods with nothing more than a clock radio to your name, you’re at risk of being ransacked. 3) For the love of God, Celebrities. Throw out your video cameras. Nothing you can tape at home would be worth it being leaked to the press by someone who wants to cash in on your stupidity.
It was ME!!!
Crazy Days and Nights has a Blind Item suggesting this is what happens when you don’t pay your dealer on time.
I am liking the CDAN theory as well, most of the people on the Hills would be using blow, so it does make sense. Plus it’s really funny, I’m sure her dad will be all over that.