Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Justin Bieber’s Just Not Famous Enough Yet, Guys

photo of justin bieber black and white vibe magazine pictures If it's another day, it's another BS, contrived interview courtesy of Justin Bieber and some crap magazine like Vibe (which wasn't a crap magazine until they decided to sell out and offer valuable interview space to an overgrown toddler with a bad haircut and attitude to match). Justin spoke to Vibe about his favorite things---fame, what it's like to be famous, and his fans, which can be roughly translated to "ME ME ME." I know I shouldn't expect so much from someone who doesn't even know ...

Guess the Celebrity! 80’s Edition

photo of mia sara 45 pictures photos And oh my God, she's forty-five years old and looks completely and utterly amazing. Because you want to know who else in Hollywood is forty-five? Benicio del Toro. Lisa Bonet. Laura Dern. Tia Carrere. Pam Anderson. And she looks a thousand times better than any and all of these people put together. While she starred in a few films in the late eighties, this gorgeous actress is "mostly retired" these days, taking care of her family, being a poet, and occasionally doing film projects, but not...

No, I Don’t Know Why James Franco is Making a Movie About Lindsay Lohan, Either

photo of lindsay lohan and james franco pictures From E! Online: Tinseltown's favorite Renaissance Man has put out a casting notice on Actors Access, an online casting guide, for a feature film he's looking to direct about "two Hollywood celebrities." And wouldn't you know, he's searching for two actors who can pass for Lindsay Lohan and himself. According to the casting breakdown, Franco is looking for a male to fill "James Franco Types ages 13, 21, 30, 45, and 60." Regarding his LiLo lookalike, the thesp is seeking a female to play ...

Celebrity TwitPic of the Day: I Don’t Even Know What Miley Cyrus is Doing With These TwitPics

photo of miley cyrus pictures photos hair see through shirt pictures And this one, she posted with the caption: I'm still totally loving my hair no matter what any of you haters say, and even though it's only been a few days, I'm TOTALLY used to the fact that I no longer have six-foot-long hair any longer, and I'm completely not contemplating getting ratty extensions to cover up the mistake I've made even though I totally don't think it's a mistake and I LOVE my hair and SO DOES LIAM and I just can't wait to see what this awesome-sauce head of hair looks like ...

Kristen Stewart is Blowing Robert Pattinson’s Phone Up

Because come on, she's in hiding and doing nothing but eating ice cream, smoking cigarettes, and not showering, so what else does she have left to do these days? Sources are reporting that Kristen is constantly texting her estranged lover, Robert Pattinson, claiming that she's "so in love" with him and that "he's the only one" for her. The same sources are also saying that Robert really isn't doing a whole lot to quell Kristen's regrets, and he isn't responding to her calls, texts, and handwritten letters. And because of that, I'm starting to wonder about boyfriend's motives. Yeah, I can't really fathom how I'd act if someone I loved went behind my back and did the ultimate no-f-cking way behind my back, but if my loved one were frantically trying to contact me, whether it be for apologies, words of kindness, or otherwise motives to reconcile the relationship, I don't think I'd be leaving them hanging out there for too long one way or the other, no matter what I decided to do. If this is all true, it's like, shit or get off the pot, Rob. I'm really, really sorry that you had to go through this, because you seem like a solid guy who really care(d) about his girlfriend, but you need to reach back out and do something about all of this incessant-contacting nonsense. If you want to be with her, work it out and be with her. If you don't, then don't keep dragging it out, and punishing yourself while you try to punish her, too. The longer this one-sided back and forth goes on, the worse things are going to be if you guys do decide to reconcile. ... And that's my Dr. Phil moment of the day. /> Because come on, she's in hiding and doing nothing but eating ice cream, smoking cigarettes, and not showering, so what else does she have left to do these days? Sources are reporting that Kristen is constantly texting her estranged lover, Robert Pattinson, claiming that she's "so in love" with him and that "he's the only one" for her. The same sources are also saying that Robert really isn't doing a whole lot to quell Kristen's regrets, and he isn't responding to her...

thePMlinks

photo of nicole kidman pictures The kitten-heel controversy. [Lainey Gossip] Shia LaBeouf is turning his nose up at Hollywood because he's artsy, duh. [The Superficial] Jennie Garth already has a new boyfriend. [Lainey Gossip] Chris Brown and Drake are being sued for a lot, a lot of money. [Starpulse] Lady Gaga belongs in a musem. [Cele|bitchy] Katherine Jackson is paying for Janet Jackson to wipe her own ass. [TMZ] 30 Places to meet an end-of-summer fling. [The Frisky] Anderson Cooper and Kelly Ripa are BFFs in the wake of Anderson's cheating scandal. [Socialite Life] David Beckham apparently ...

Rihanna’s Oprah Interview Made Chris Brown All Sad and Stuff

photo of rihanna pictures photos So I couldn't get a legal copy of the Oprah segment, so I watched it, instead, and transcribed it for you right here. Rihanna, in short, talked to Oprah earlier this month, and of course, discussed the Chris Brown incident, and sources are saying that Chris is really, really upset over the interview and "feels horrible." Here's what Rihanna had to say that shook Chris's tree so hard: "I lost my best friend. Like, everything I knew, switched. Switched. In a night. And I couldn't control that. So I had to deal with that. And that's not easy fo...

New Breaking Dawn Stills to Break Your Heart

photo of breaking dawn pictures photos Oh when things were so, so much simpler. This post isn't a post to rag on Kristen Stewart, because like I told you guys yesterday, I'm done with all of that, but it is designed to make you feel sad and reminiscent of days gone by, back when Edward and Bella were still Edward and Bella, and Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart had the emo fairytale romance that everyone was obsessed with, including them (or at least Rob). Check out the newest stills from Breaking Dawn Part 2, which hits theater...

theAMlinks

photo of winnie cooper pictures People think Obama staged the Colorado shooting for his Presidency. [The Superficial] Jessica Biel is always, always wrong. [Lainey Gossip] First Jennifer Aniston engagement photos! [INFDaily] Kristen Stewart will emerge from her hiding place soon. [ICYDK] 'Scooby Doo' and Wrestlemania? [Huff Po] Kim wants to be with Kanye 'til they're eighty. [Celebslam] The woman who got death threats because she was just so darn beautiful. [Cele|bitchy] Mayim Bialik's going to be OK, thank God....

Katy Perry and John Mayer: Still Doing It

photo of katy perry and john mayer pictures See these two? It's just getting gross. Now, I've never been a fan of John Mayer's look, either before or after his new 1980's country-and-western-style Hee Haw garb of late, but John Mayer, guys, is just not attractive. Like, not at all. He looks like he's got some lice chilling in that long, pulled back Johnny Depp-wannabe hair, and I would imagine that he's all sorts of marshmallow soft underneath the many layers of skanky t-shirts he wears, and while there's nothing particularly wrong with ...

Jodie Foster is Still Defending Kristen Stewart

photo of jodie foster and kristen stewart pictures So, lots of you guys have been railing against the general public for railing against Kristen Stewart and her whole part in this affair thing, and you're not the only one---Jodie Foster, Kristen's long-time friend and co-worker, has come out (again) in support of Kristen, and offers a very refreshing and somewhat game-changing perspective on the whole Kristen Stewart! Cheating! Scandal! and it's definitely worthy of the whole eleven hundred-plus characters that Foster doled out in defense of her girl Kristen. From the Daily Beast: We’ve all seen the he...