Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Nintendo Play Station sells for $360,000 at auction

Never heard of a Nintendo Play Station?  I think I know why.  Only 200 were every made way back in 1991 and they never even went to market. The console was created from a failed 1991 partnership between Sony and Nintendo. Forbes describes the unit as basically a Super NES with a CD-ROM drive. But of the 200 that were created, it is believed the other 199 were destroyed.  Making this one pretty valuable. One of the other things interesting about this auction is who was bidding. ...

Super Mario film get a full cast list

Chris Pratt was once a beloved cuddly idiot on Parks and Rec.  Then he was a sharp-tongued reluctant hero with Avengers.  Now he's taking on one of the strangest roles of his career... An Italian plumber with a penchant for coins. But the fun doesn't stop with Chris... the cast is a who's who of funny people. According to Nintendo: Chris Pratt as Mario Anya Taylor-Joy as Peach Charlie Day as Luigi Jack Black as Bowser Keegan-Michael Key as Toad Seth Rogen as Donkey Kong Fred Armisen as Cranky...

Super Mario 64 game fetches $1.5m at auction

Nintendo lovers everywhere, you now have a new bar set to prove just how much you love that silly plumber, Mario. At a recent auction an unopened copy of Super Mario 64 sold for a massive $1,560,000! Absolutely shattering any previous records for games at auction. Released in 1996 for the Nintendo 64, the game was Mario’s first 3D adventure. It went on to become the console’s best selling game ever, with nearly 12 million sales to date. It is sealed and in near-perfect condition, scoring 9.8 A++ on the Wata Scale.  (Whatever that is)  It’s the only known copy in such condition in existence. "This is effectively the highest feasible grade one could hope to receive from Wata," said Valarie McLeckie, Heritage Auctions Video Games Specialist. Nintendo lovers everywhere, you now have a new bar set to prove just how much you love that silly plumber, Mario. At a recent auction an unopened copy of Super Mario 64 sold for a massive $1,560,000! Absolutely shattering any previous records for games at auction. Released in 1996 for the Nintendo 64, the game was Mario’s first 3D adventure. It went on to become the console’s best selling game ever, with nearly 12 million sales to date. It is sealed and in near-perfect condition, scoring...

Everything coming to TV and Streaming in March 2021

I am fighting a private battle with Discover+ in that they aren't aware I hate them but I tell everyone I know.  My issue being they keep taking the best shit off HGTV and putting it on that pay app!!   I digress... Despite a plethora of Discovery+ shows starting this month, there's The OG Real World Reunion has GOT to be on the list. March 4th.   I am fighting a private battle with Discover+ in that they aren't aware I hate them but I tell everyone I know.  My issue being they keep taking the best shit off HGTV and putting it on that pay app!!   I digress... Despite a plethora of Discovery+ shows starting this month, there's The OG Real World Reunion has GOT to be on the list. March 4th.   Monday, March 1, 2021 3/2 AM: Biggie: I Got a Story to Tell (Netflix, Original Documentary Premiere) 3/2 AM: Playing with Power: The Nintendo Story (Crackle, Ser...

Ariana Grande got a giant Pokémon tattoo on her arm

Ugh.. the regret will be palpable.

Ariana Grande, who is no stranger to getting inked, just got a giant tattoo of the cute and fluffy Pokémon Eevee on her upper arm.

“I’ve wanted this for so long,” Grande, 25, wrote on Instagram.

When a fan on Twitter asked what games she played on her Nintendo Switch on Sunday, the “Imagine” singer responded, “honestly. yesterday i had a day off and i played pokemon let’s go eevee for fifteen hours. honestly.”

Perhaps Grande identifies with the rabbit-eared character. Eevee, while adorable, is also quite adaptable and is able to evolve into eight different Pokémon.

The body art was done by tattoo artist Kane Navasard who is based in Los Angeles.

“For the best Pokémon trainer in the game, @arianagrande,” he wrote on social media.

/> Ugh.. the regret will be palpable. View this post on Instagram For the best Pokémon trainer in the game, @arianagrande. For bookings, visit WWW.KANENAVASARD.COM #tattoo #singleneedle #losangeles #forthesinners #kanenavasard A post shared by Kane Navasard (@kanenavasard) on Jan 14, 2019 at 10:34am PST Ariana Grande, who is no stranger to getting inked, just got a giant tattoo of the cute and fluffy Pokémon Eevee on her upper arm. “I’ve wanted this for so long,” Grande, 25, wr...

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Quotables: Emma Stone’s First Heartbreak Like “Being Killed”

photo of emma stone at a funeral crying pictures scene pic "I was crawling on the floor. I remember throwing up, like, within the hour. I remember being on the floor...I have never felt anything quite like that. It was so visceral. It’s like someone has killed you and you have to live through it and watch it happen...It was awful." ---Emma Stone, interviewing with Cameron Crowe for Interview magazine, where she talked about her first heartbreak---at the tender age of fourteen. Ahem. I said fourteen. See, I had this kind of breakup once. But it...

Chris Brown is Using His Songs to Apologize for Being a Woman-Beater Now

Did you hear Chris Brown's new *song, and not the one where he talks about f-cking Rihanna because it's been so long and it still tastes the same or whatever as it used to? It's called 'How I Feel', and before you go on a paragraph-long tirade about how you don't care 'how' Chris 'feels', let me tell you, brothers and sisters: I am with you. I don't give one fainting rat's ass how Chris Brown feels, and please - let any inkling that might have made you think otherwise quickly drop off the radar because this is me setting you straight. But this song! This song. I had to bring it to your attention, not only because it's completely stupid, but because in typical, arrogant Chris Brown fashion, it makes me f-cking blood boil. Take the lyrics for example:
... Nineteen, a n-gga went through a tragedy ... Three years, a n-gga just found a better me. Yeah, you might find another lover, but you always started with Breezy like the letter B ... I’m gonna keep on living my life from day to day, learn from my mistakes ... Ain’t never gonna do a 60 minute interview, 'cause all you want to do is twist my words up.
Ugh. Ugh. The balls. The sheer audacity. I'm glad he's, you know, tactful enough to call it a 'tragedy' and not something douchy and smarmy like 'misfortune' or 'bad luck' or whatever like he has in the past, because yeah, what a tragedy. A tragedy so bad that people are eating their own words for dinner, because the second part of the lyric is right - "you might find another lover, but you always started with Breezy like the letter B." OBVIOUSLY the 'tragedy' that's being talked about is the Rihanna ordeal, and after her public displays of Brown-love over the past year has only encouraged his arrogance that yeah, he might have f-cked up, but bitches still be wantin'. I'd bang my head off the desk here if there weren't already a good-sized dent in my forehead already because of the history. The only part I can get behind is the 'never do a 60 minute interview' and the words being all twisted up, because he's right. The less he talks about it, the less others (you know, bloggers like myself) will. Oh, wait. No. That last part's wrong. I don't care how much or how little he talks about it. He's pathetic and I'm always going to remember him as a woman-beater, and not as some brilliant-ass artist that has an emotional problem that he can't keep in check. *Also? The music on the track absolutely sucks. Ever play Donkey Kong Country for Super Nintendo? Because the music was totally ripped from the water boards. /> Did you hear Chris Brown's new *song, and not the one where he talks about f-cking Rihanna because it's been so long and it still tastes the same or whatever as it used to? It's called 'How I Feel', and before you go on a paragraph-long tirade about how you don't care 'how' Chris 'feels', let me tell you, brothers and sisters: I am with you. I don't give one fainting rat's ass how Chris Brown feels, and please - let any inkling that might have made you think otherwise quickly drop off the radar...

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Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz Got Married

A photo of Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz Oh, you mean you didn't know Daniel Craig and Rachel Weisz were dating? You didn't even know that Rachel Weisz was still alive after she stopped being in the Mummy movies?  Well, you're not alone, because the rest of the whole world feels the same way. The couple, who have been dating since last fall, got married last Wednesday in New York, and it sounds like even most of their own families didn't know about it.  The secret wedding only had four guests - Daniel's kid, Rachel's kid, and...

The Snark Sagas: Cutting Comments From the Congregation

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What Company Flat-Out Dissed Justin Bieber?

Justin Bieber is one of the biggest stars in the world and putting his name and face on pretty much anything will guarantee sales and a whole  lot of them. Passing up a chance to partner with Bieber means one of two things: 1) Your company is retarded, or 2) You must really hate Justin Bieber. Click through to find out which brand recently have Bieber the middle finger... Read More...