From Radar Online:
Bristol Palin’s baby daddy, 22, and Sunny Oglesby, 20, reportedly came to blows after she downed some drinks and started physically attacking him.
“Sunny went completely insane ... She had two martinis and then she just snapped, ranting and raving about Levi not thinking she was pretty enough. ... She started biting, kicking and slapping him. Then she grabbed a knife and tried to stab him! Thank God Sunny’s mother and brother pulled it away from her as Levi ran off...
This is a disgrace, you guys, and for the record, I'm really disappointed in all of us. Yeah, a lot of things have happened this week already. And yeah, we've been focusing on other weddings for the past little bit. But in all the hubbub, we've neglected to congratulate Levi Johnston, baby daddy of Bristol Palin and member of the elite Douchebags of Alaska club, on his very own wedding.
Here's a photo from the event, which took place on Sunday:
That's Levi, his new wife, bless h...
According to sources at TMZ, Levi's gotten wind of just how bad a parent his ex-fiancee Bristol Palin is, and he's hopping mad. But how mad is he? Well, he's mad enough to drop posing in man-panties and impregnating other women and naming his offspring after a gun for five whole minutes, and he's allegedly filing for primary custody of his and Bristol's only son, Tripp.
If the case goes to family services, God only knows what kind of field day they'll end up having. Bristol herself has admitted (ON REALITY...
Because nothing says "I'm a big, tough Alaskan man" better than naming your kid after a gun. Or a really shitty car from the 80's. See Exhibit A:
And of course, Exhibit B:
No, it's apparent that Alaska is famous not only for its oil and having LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian film their love movie there, but for its bevy of stupid names (Breeze Beretta Johnston ... Track Palin ... Piper Palin ... Trig Palin ... Tripp Johnston), too.
From the Huff Po:
Levi Johnston's second child will be a girl named...
I absolutely cannot abide 20-year olds who write memoirs because, unless your parents died and you are raising your little brother all by yourself or you made it all up, how am I to care?
But Bristol Palin has accounted for my ageist ire by titling her new autobiography Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far. Ah! Bristol's journey so far! I like how the title already leaves the door open to a sequel.
In her new book, Bristol treats us to certain revelations about her private life. For instance: she drunkenly lost her virginity to ...
This bunk-ass, entirely too literal "thing" above is not a Photoshopped gag... This is actually the cover of Levi Johnston's upcoming book, Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin's Crosshairs.
First of all, I don't know how it's even legal for him to title his book this. His implication is that she hunted him down, and with the Palin's being less-than-thrilled about Levi as a person, he needs to be really careful about his language when referring to them. Like, boy's gonna get sued.
Secondly, the t...
"That makes no sense because someone always runs for President ... [Sarah] wouldn't go through with a campaign even if she was nominated."
Levi Johnston in response to Sarah Palin's latest rumored-Presidential-run comment along the lines that she'd - yup - run if there was no one else to do it.
Johnston also spoke directly to TMZ and claimed that his ex-girlfriend's baby mama wasn't qualified to be President of the United States, even if she was nominated, or worse, elected.
Honestly. S...
Levi Johnston is even more clueless than we thought, guys. According to PopEater, the recently single again Levi was following Sandra Bullock around the Teen Choice Awards all night, thinking that he maybe had a chance to get with the also recently single actress. His behavior was so creepy that multiple people noticed, including Sandra herself.
An insider reported the deets:
"All night long Levi was trying to get close to Sandra. He desperately wanted to get his picture taken with Sandra hoping it would show up on the cover of a magazine or at least be able to meet her in person and give America's sweetheart his phone number. Sandra was having none of it, telling everyone, 'Get him away from me.'"
OK, that's freakin' humiliating. PopEater went on to say that after he finally clued in to how uncomfortable he was making Sandy, he gave up on her and tried to score pictures with other female celebs, all of whom refused. How strange that a bunch of actually famous people who have worked their whole lives in order to achieve their status don't want to be associated with the deadbeat who knocked up one of the most hated politicians in America's teenage daughter!
While Levi's sole motivation seems to be keeping himself relevant, there's also a hint of him wanting to hurt the mother of his child and her family in there, too. It's easy to see why an immature 19 year old would want to get back at the family who put his name in the headlines (supposedly against his will, initially), his repeated attempts to hurt Bristol are such a turn off. It's like he's a miniature, talentless Mel Gibson. Or Spencer Pratt, part 2. />Levi Johnston is even more clueless than we thought, guys. According to PopEater, the recently single again Levi was following Sandra Bullock around the Teen Choice Awards all night, thinking that he maybe had a chance to get with the also recently single actress. His behavior was so creepy that multiple people noticed, including Sandra herself.
An insider reported the deets:
"All night long Levi was trying to get close to Sandra. He desperately wanted to get his picture taken with Sandra hoping ...
Goddamn, this kid is backwards. If he wanted to run for mayor, he should have listened quietly, observed mercilessly, and remained in the designer-paid-for-by-contributions back pocket of Sarah Palin's outdated Calvin Klein jeans. (Sarah's never heard of 7 For All Mankind or Diesel donchaknow.)
But alas, Johnston allows the Palin family to alienate him alienates himself, and now expects a valid run for Wasilla, Alaska, mayor. Just great.
And it gets worse: sources close to Johnston state that he's currently pitching a reality show for TLC to document his journey to winning the title of Wasilla mayor called Loving Levi: The Road to the Mayor's Office. [Dies. Just ... dies.]
Oh, wait. This is a Sarah Palin breed we're talking about, and it's apparent one can wear many hats -- beauty queen, governor, vice-presidential nominee, president? OK. I get it, then. Playgirl playmate, reality star (?), music video inspiration ...
Got it. It's all falling into place for me now.
Oh, and the chicks in the photo? Are all like, "Squee!! We have a photo with that dreamy dreamboat Levi Johnston! You know, the baby daddy of the teenaged mom? Isn't it just everyone's dream to get knocked up by a stodgy, famewhoring, tool before they graduate high school? Oh, let him be mine, let it be me!"
Or maybe they're just laughing at him. That's what I'm really hoping it is. Squee. />Goddamn, this kid is backwards. If he wanted to run for mayor, he should have listened quietly, observed mercilessly, and remained in the designer-paid-for-by-contributions back pocket of Sarah Palin's outdated Calvin Klein jeans. (Sarah's never heard of 7 For All Mankind or Diesel donchaknow.)
But alas, Johnston allows the Palin family to alienate him alienates himself, and now expects a valid run for Wasilla, Alaska, mayor. Just great.
And it gets worse: sources close to Johnston state that he's...
Levi Johnston may not be with Bristol Palin anymore, but that doesn't mean he's going to fall out of the spotlight. That's right, Old Levdawgs is back to trying his hand at the whole Hollywood thing, this time co-starring in a music video with singer Brittani Senser. Yeah, I have no idea who she is either.
A promotional poster for the "After Love" music video (LOL, what kind of world are we living in?) has been released, and while I'm trying to look on the bright side, there doesn't seem to be much of one. Unless you count "so campy and poorly made that it's actually kind of funny to watch," as a positive (Yet I doubt that's the feel Brittani is going for.)
If you want to find out what this Brittani chick is all about, here's a video of her performing "After Love" live. Her voice isn't as bad as choices in male leads. />
Levi Johnston may not be with Bristol Palin anymore, but that doesn't mean he's going to fall out of the spotlight. That's right, Old Levdawgs is back to trying his hand at the whole Hollywood thing, this time co-starring in a music video with singer Brittani Senser. Yeah, I have no idea who she is either.
A promotional poster for the "After Love" music video (LOL, what kind of world are we living in?) has been released, and while I'm trying to look on the bright side, there doesn't seem to...
From what I've seen of Levi Johnston, he does nothing without class and eloquence. Ok, of course I'm kidding, but I love watching this trashy kid create his own drama and roll around in it, and it doesn't look like he's going to stop anytime soon.
Levi's going to appear in Brittani Senser's video for "After Love." I don't have a clue who the Brittani chick is, and I don't need to, because here's the video's concept: Levi plays a good ol' boy in love who has to deal with the disapproval of his girlfriend's mother. And nobody gives a fuck what Sarah Palin thinks:
"I don't think we're going to be concerned about what Gov. Palin would want. I think that given the script, [Johnston] should be able to turn in a good performance."
Oh, I'm sure he will. Filming for the video starts on August 9, so I guess we'll have to wait a month to see how this particular slice of crazy Alaskan drama goes down.
And just a little casting tip: I think they should get the girl who was in Who's Nailin' Paylinto play the girlfriend's mom, because she was lovely. Just a suggestion. />From what I've seen of Levi Johnston, he does nothing without class and eloquence. Ok, of course I'm kidding, but I love watching this trashy kid create his own drama and roll around in it, and it doesn't look like he's going to stop anytime soon.
Levi's going to appear in Brittani Senser's video for "After Love." I don't have a clue who the Brittani chick is, and I don't need to, because here's the video's concept: Levi plays a good ol' boy in love who has to deal with the disapproval ...
From Radar Online:
Bristol Palin’s baby daddy, 22, and Sunny Oglesby, 20, reportedly came to blows after she downed some drinks and started physically attacking him.
“Sunny went completely insane ... She had two martinis and then she just snapped, ranting and raving about Levi not thinking she was pretty enough. ... She started biting, kicking and slapping him. Then she grabbed a knife and tried to stab him! Thank God Sunny’s mother and brother pulled it away from her as Levi ran off...
This is a disgrace, you guys, and for the record, I'm really disappointed in all of us. Yeah, a lot of things have happened this week already. And yeah, we've been focusing on other weddings for the past little bit. But in all the hubbub, we've neglected to congratulate Levi Johnston, baby daddy of Bristol Palin and member of the elite Douchebags of Alaska club, on his very own wedding.
Here's a photo from the event, which took place on Sunday:
That's Levi, his new wife, bless h...
According to sources at TMZ, Levi's gotten wind of just how bad a parent his ex-fiancee Bristol Palin is, and he's hopping mad. But how mad is he? Well, he's mad enough to drop posing in man-panties and impregnating other women and naming his offspring after a gun for five whole minutes, and he's allegedly filing for primary custody of his and Bristol's only son, Tripp.
If the case goes to family services, God only knows what kind of field day they'll end up having. Bristol herself has admitted (ON REALITY...
Because nothing says "I'm a big, tough Alaskan man" better than naming your kid after a gun. Or a really shitty car from the 80's. See Exhibit A:
And of course, Exhibit B:
No, it's apparent that Alaska is famous not only for its oil and having LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian film their love movie there, but for its bevy of stupid names (Breeze Beretta Johnston ... Track Palin ... Piper Palin ... Trig Palin ... Tripp Johnston), too.
From the Huff Po:
Levi Johnston's second child will be a girl named...
I absolutely cannot abide 20-year olds who write memoirs because, unless your parents died and you are raising your little brother all by yourself or you made it all up, how am I to care?
But Bristol Palin has accounted for my ageist ire by titling her new autobiography Not Afraid of Life: My Journey So Far. Ah! Bristol's journey so far! I like how the title already leaves the door open to a sequel.
In her new book, Bristol treats us to certain revelations about her private life. For instance: she drunkenly lost her virginity to ...
This bunk-ass, entirely too literal "thing" above is not a Photoshopped gag... This is actually the cover of Levi Johnston's upcoming book, Deer in the Headlights: My Life in Sarah Palin's Crosshairs.
First of all, I don't know how it's even legal for him to title his book this. His implication is that she hunted him down, and with the Palin's being less-than-thrilled about Levi as a person, he needs to be really careful about his language when referring to them. Like, boy's gonna get sued.
Secondly, the t...
"That makes no sense because someone always runs for President ... [Sarah] wouldn't go through with a campaign even if she was nominated."
Levi Johnston in response to Sarah Palin's latest rumored-Presidential-run comment along the lines that she'd - yup - run if there was no one else to do it.
Johnston also spoke directly to TMZ and claimed that his ex-girlfriend's baby mama wasn't qualified to be President of the United States, even if she was nominated, or worse, elected.
Honestly. S...