Set your DVRs because Miley Cyrus is on The Rachael Ray Show tomorrow. Can you imagine the cacophony of those two little squawkers? Ugh. Need. Booze.
Miley shares that dating Justin Gaston has brought her closer to the Lord. As in, "Oh God. Oh, Lord, whatever you are doing, don't...ever...stop..."
Just kidding, just kidding. Miley would never talk during sex because she knows that her voice automatically thrusts erections around the world into the no-fly zone.
Seriously...
Set your DVRs because Miley Cyrus is on The Rachael Ray Show tomorrow. Can you imagine the cacophony of those two little squawkers? Ugh. Need. Booze.
Miley shares that dating Justin Gaston has brought her closer to the Lord. As in, "Oh God. Oh, Lord, whatever you are doing, don't...ever...stop..."
Just kidding, just kidding. Miley would never talk during sex because she knows that her voice automatically thrusts erections around the world into the no-fly zone.
Seriously...
Oh, dear God, this better not be happening, butI have a feeling that Miley and her totally straight boyfriend Justin Gaston may have split up. They've been tweeting over the past day or so and it's not looking good for these kids. I don't think I'll be able to sleep tonight due to the devastation.
Of course, this frees Miley up to get back together with whichever Jonas brother she was totally having sex with dating before....
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Normally it's just not right to make fun of people when they're trying to be charitable, but these photos that Justin Gaston took with his If I Can Dream co-stars are pretty freakin' funny. Even if you leave out the fact that this naked man who's grabbing boobies and straddling a lady who's taking it from both sides is a total hardcore Christian. In fact, Justin's known for being so Christian that it was rumored he was living with the Cyrus family when he was dating 16 year old Miley. Because, ...
I don't really dig the model type, but between Justin Gaston and this Liam Hemsworth cat, Miley Cyrus has pulled in some seriously genetically blessed men. Last night she and Liam headed out on a date and the paparazzi pics show that he's seriously, ridiculously good-looking. Do you think he's in it for the cameras, the money or is Miley Cyrus irresistible to grade A hunks?
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Ah, nothing but the classiest of news from the always-eloquent Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay tweeted earlier this morning that her ex, Samantha Ronson, was less than pleased to see her at a Coachella after-party last night -- so less than pleased that she hocked one back and stuck it to Lindsay's face.
Linds also claims that Ronson left the party with (the only real way he's known) Miley Cyrus' ex-boyfriend, Justin Gaston.
Sam took it upon herself to address the rumors regarding her projectile bodily secretions, too, saying, "Guess what didn'...
We're hearing from sources that Miley and Nick are DEFINITELY back on!!!
The Jonas Brothers made the first stop of their tour tonight in Arlington, Texas -- and Miley was with them! She surprised the audience by stepping onstage during the final song and kissing Nick!!!
Wow, so I guess we know for sure now why she left Justin. Who leaves a hottie model with a package like this for Nick Jonas??
Miley Cyrus, apparently, and she wants the world to know!
Was anyone else in the audie...
Miley Cyrus just got rid of her totally virginal and hetero boyfriend Justin Gaston, and already has a new guy in her life.
Any guesses who the new dude is? Jump for the answer, ladies and gents.
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Damn, Miley!
When you write your (real) memoirs from your private room at Promises in a couple years, will you do us all a favor and please discuss IN DETAIL the sex you are having with this hot piece of man-meat?
Because he is sooooo freakin' edible!
Miley got all dressed up in sweatpants and Uggs to hit up Nobu with Justin Gaston on Sunday. Why bother going out for sushi, Milers? You have plenty of raw meat right at home, and you know exactly where it goes, girl.
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Either Justin Gaston went all Chris Brown on her, or Miley Cyrus got some serious upper lip injections, because homegirl was looking more than a little bit puffy at the signing of her new book, Miley Cyrus: Miles to Go, at the Barnes & Noble in NYC.
Honestly this girl does not look anything like the one on the cover of that book, almost to the point that I'm wondering if they're using a Miley Cyrus stunt double for any event that might result in her having to read.
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