Jessica Simpson is back on top these days, it seems. She's looking and feeling good, she's got endorsements left and right, she's about to get married to the father of her two adorable kids and now she's releasing her own fragrance. Jessica Simpson Signature is hitting store shelves in August, but would you actually wear it? Here's a bit more about it (via E! Online):
"Jessica Simpson Signature opens to whimsical notes of citrus, blending hints of clementine, nectarine, pomegranate and apric...
I haven't thought of just how yet, but this bitch will be done. Ruination by cheap, imitation flat iron or even an embarrassing eHarmony exposé. Something. Something, we'll see. It's on.
I know that I kind of explode a little bit when I find out that my very own Brody is rumored to be dating anyone, but for him to be dating my Hollywood nemesis, the object of all my celebrity-related snarky mocking? It's not the type of news that I wanted to wake up to - in fact, this makes for a really fucking bad Tuesday mor...
Though she hasn't received long overdue jail time like Lindsay Lohan, Jennifer is allowed to be bummed as well, and that's because she's been dealing with a stalker for the past few days.
Aniston has just obtained a restraining order against Jason Peyton, a 24-year-old from Pennsylvania who drove to California (in his car, which is covered in carved declarations of love for Jennifer) to find her. Police found him last Thursday wandering around a place he believed Aniston would visit, and he was carrying a "sharp object, a bag, a roll of duct tape and written messages about [Aniston]."
TMZ has obtained some of the documents on this guy:
"Peyton is an obsessed, mentally ill and delusional stalker -- with a history of violence and criminal stalking -- who drove cross-country in his delusional 'mission' to locate and marry [Aniston], with whom he believes he is in a relationship."
The restraining order says that Peyton isn't allowed within 100 yards of Aniston, her home, anywhere she works, or any of her employees. Not that that matters right at this very moment, because he's currently on an involuntary psychiatric hold.
It's a real good thing that Jennifer's in London right now, getting ready to promote her new perfume, because this dude sounds absolutely terrifying. Maybe go ahead and stay overseas for a while, Jen. You can find a brand new man and avoid this psychotic one. />Though she hasn't received long overdue jail time like Lindsay Lohan, Jennifer is allowed to be bummed as well, and that's because she's been dealing with a stalker for the past few days.
Aniston has just obtained a restraining order against Jason Peyton, a 24-year-old from Pennsylvania who drove to California (in his car, which is covered in carved declarations of love for Jennifer) to find her. Police found him last Thursday wandering around a place he believed Aniston would visit, and he was c...
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Jessica Simpson is back on top these days, it seems. She's looking and feeling good, she's got endorsements left and right, she's about to get married to the father of her two adorable kids and now she's releasing her own fragrance. Jessica Simpson Signature is hitting store shelves in August, but would you actually wear it? Here's a bit more about it (via E! Online):
"Jessica Simpson Signature opens to whimsical notes of citrus, blending hints of clementine, nectarine, pomegranate and apric...
I haven't thought of just how yet, but this bitch will be done. Ruination by cheap, imitation flat iron or even an embarrassing eHarmony exposé. Something. Something, we'll see. It's on.
I know that I kind of explode a little bit when I find out that my very own Brody is rumored to be dating anyone, but for him to be dating my Hollywood nemesis, the object of all my celebrity-related snarky mocking? It's not the type of news that I wanted to wake up to - in fact, this makes for a really fucking bad Tuesday mor...
Like, literally.
Jennifer Aniston's hopped on the celebrity-endorsed perfume bandwagon with her newest scent, "Lola Vie." Lola Vie can loosely be translated to "Laughing at Life." It's French and it's just ... Frenchly chic.
That's really clever, there, what she did. You know, "laughing at life"? Jennifer Aniston, laughing at life? Yeah, it is. She's gotten the bum deal on what appears to be a lot of things since her phenomenal Friends career ended, so I'm glad she got her revenge or...
Blake Lively claims she's skinny because she eats chocolate LOL [Amy Grindhouse]
Lindsay Lohan is banging Floyd Mayweather Jr apparently [The Superficial]
Ewan McGregor doesn't even need a costume, thank you [Lainey Gossip]
Lady GaGa may have been dumped by her boyfriend [Celebitchy]
A Pakistani genie and an exorcism - what's not to love? [OMG Blog]
So this is what Britney Spears and Sia came up with [PopBytes]
Oh my god, Melissa McCarthy and Sandra Bullock took their kids trick-or-treating together [ICYDK]
Reese W...
One could never accuse Nicki Minaj of a lack of self-confidence. In a way, it's sort of refreshing, if not expected - especially for a female in rap - but that doesn't make it any less obnoxious at times. Case in point: Nicki is releasing a new perfume range, entitled... (wait for it)... MINAJESTY. You know, like 'Her Majesty' but with Nicki's name put in it, since she's a Queen and runs this shit, etc. Insert eye-roll here.
I'm not a fan of celebrity fragrances (though admittedly, Jennifer Ani...
No one is allowed to photograph Kim Kardashian from the back. Thought you knew. [The Superficial]
If you love the smell of books, this perfume is for you. [The Frisky]
Mel Gibson's dad is being abused. [TMZ]
Lady Gaga's fans made her cry. [Starpulse]
This is her wedding fringe. [Lainey Gossip]
Padma Lakshmi and her daughter. [Socialite Life]
More Lindsay Lohan as Liz Taylor photos. [Yeeeah]
Kris Humphries is a good, Christian boy. [Amy Grindhouse]
Dana Carvey as Garth. [theBER...
Apparently Robert Wagner killed Natalie Wood. [The Superficial]
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez rekindling their romance? [Lainey Gossip]
Blah, blah, Beyonce's non-fake baby bump is moving to Miami. [Bossip]
Snooki uses kitty litter on her face. [Starpulse]
Justin Theroux about to dump Jennifer Aniston because of Chelsea Handler's annoying ass? [Cele|bitchy]
Anne Hathaway at Occupy Wall Street. [Huff Po]
Adriana Lima does the Victoria's Secret Holiday Catalog. [Yeeeah]
"Real" boobs...
January Jones probably named her child after its father. [The Superficial]
Brad Pitt's new movie is receiving HUGE praise. So are the photos. [Lainey Gossip]
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon want their kids to go into what profession? [Bossip]
Justin Bieber has a whale of a tale. [Starpulse]
Lindsay Lohan's punching people now. [Cele|bitchy]
Joseph Gordon-Levitt "out of control"? [Huff Po]
9 Ideas for Jessica Simpson's new album. [The Frisky]
Kelly Rowland and Diddy? [Bossip]
...
LOL at what Snooki's new perfume is supposed to smell like. [The Superficial]
Jennifer Aniston visits the baby doctor with Justin Theroux. [Lainey Gossip]
The story behind Marc Anthony and Jada's relationship. [Bossip]
Why are Ray J and Kris Humphries talking? [Starpulse]
Taylor Lautner: sexy or self-conscious in skin shoot? [ICYDK]
Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel: OFFICIALLY back on. [INFDaily]
James Franco: bloodied and beaten. [Huff Po]
Venus Williams not looking well, withdrawing from US Open. [CDL]
High-end cupcakes? [theBERRY]
Kris Humphries has a big WANG? [Celebrity Ran...