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Bruno Mars Is Making A Sitcom

bruno mars Bruno Mars is known for making sweet, sweet music (and by that I mean "catchy"), but he's also got other talents and he's ready to show them off. To that end, he's teamed up with NBC and Empire executive producer/Imagine co-founder Brian Grazer for a single-camera family comedy pilot that may or may not eventually make it onto our primetime TV schedules. Mars is apparently going to be one of the executive producers on the as yet untitled project, and his music will probably be used in some way, acco...

What Did We Think of Bruno Mars and the Super Bowl Half-Time Show?

super bowl I don't like American football, so it should be no surprise that I didn't bother to turn on the TV for the Super Bowl last night - not even for the commercials (still haven't seen any!) or the Half-Time show, which is what most non-sports fans are actually in it for. That and the snacks, that is. In any case, I missed Bruno Mars and the Red Hot Chili Peppers performing, but luckily, there's video! I'm not a Bruno Mars fan, really, but you have to admit he kills it here. His live show/band i...

Bruno Mars is Billboard’s Artist of the Year

bruno mars Bruno Mars is a bit of a dodgy little troll, isn't he? The problem is, he's also a pretty good musician with some disgustingly catchy songs. People love this dude - he's not only performing at the Super Bowl halftime show, but now he's been named Billboard's Artist of the Year for 2013. Like, out of all artists. Apparently his second album has sold 1.2 million copies since it was released a year ago this month. That seems... low, right? That's not a dig on Bruno, I just feel like when we hear about album sales, it's like, "Sold 60 million copies!" or whatever. Maybe I'm wrong on that one? Anyway, here...

Thom Yorke Asks, “Who The F-ck Is Bruno Mars?”

thom yorke radio head bruno mars Thom Yorke of Radiohead and his new band Atoms for Peace, made me smile tonight/today. Yorke, AKA Kate Hudson's first choice, asked the big question, the question everyone has been wanting to ask: Who the f-ck is Bruno Mars? Ah yes. Who the f-ck is Bruno Mars? And why the f-ck is Bruno Mars? And for how long? Well let me tell you, Englishman. Bruno Mars is a damn poet. Were you the one who came up with the lyric, "You and me, baby, making love like gorillas"? No. No you were not. That was all Mars, baby. In an...

Bruno Mars Is a Poet Who Describes Sex As Only An Artist Could

bruno mars Bruno Mars is a little fedora-wearing troll who also really likes cocaine. Or, you know, used to - before he was arrested for possession of 2.6 grams of it in Las Vegas back in 2010. He's also an absolutely terrible lyricist who manages to put together some catchy melodies that make me hate myself when they get stuck in my head. In a new interview with GQ, Bilbo opens up about his wonderful songwriting skills and penchant for describing sex and women's bodies in the most awkward and least sexy way possible. We begin with the recentl...

Watch This: Jimmy Fallon Covers Adele, Justin Bieber, Eminem, Bruno Mars, Josh Groban, Taylor Swift, and More

Photo: Jimmy Fallon gets gussied up as Taylor Swift for 'Late Night' Have you guys noticed something weird happening to Jimmy Fallon lately? Like, he's always seemed really nice and earnest, but "nice" and "earnest" isn't necessarily the same thing as "funny." His show is becoming a lot of fun, though? Like, it's hard for me to process this. Anyway, this Adele cover: Jimmy Fallon's Late Night did its damnedest to outdo Madge's Super Bowl halftime performance, and I think it delivers: And here's Fallon performing a range of pop songs with tweaked, Su...

Here’s a Moving Amy Winehouse Tribute (Not Like That Cheap Bruno Mars Tribute That I Dislike So Much)

Oh sadness. I'm not even going to go on a long-winded diatribe about how awful it is that we lost Amy Winehouse - a visionary, a musical magician - because it's all been said before, so I'm just going to let this here little video speak for itself. It's moving, it's poignant - it's Amy in the prime of her life and her career. Yeah, she's a little on the thin side, and yeah, all of these scenes were probably filmed while Amy was descending into the long, horrible journey known as drug and alcohol addiction, but we can look at these clips and appreciate Amy for who she was musically - an innovator (even if I'm not a huge fan of 'Our Time Will Come' itself). /> Oh sadness. I'm not even going to go on a long-winded diatribe about how awful it is that we lost Amy Winehouse - a visionary, a musical magician - because it's all been said before, so I'm just going to let this here little video speak for itself. It's moving, it's poignant - it's Amy in the prime of her life and her career. Yeah, she's a little on the thin side, and yeah, all of these scenes were probably filmed while Amy was descending into the long, horrible journey known as drug and alcohol addiction, but we can look at these clips and appreciate Amy for who she was musically - an innovator (even if I'm not a huge fan of 'Our Time Will Come' itself). ...

This is the Video for Bruno Mars’ Breaking Dawn Song

Remember we talked about this? All this 'It Will Rain' business that I can't even begin to wrap my head around because I'm still so distraught over Mars' shoddy Amy Winehouse tribute? I mean, of course I know it's not his fault that he, in no way, shape, or form, compares to Amy Winehouse, but damn. That'd be like me going out and pretending I could successfully ghost write for someone like William Faulkner or something. Come the f*ck on. Anyway, this is the video, and it's as broody and moody and provocative as you'd think it'd be, coming from the Breaking Dawn Part 1 soundtrack, and it's not so bad, I suppose. Speaking of which, Breaking Dawn hits theaters next Friday - are you prepared for the madness and mayhem? />Get More: Bruno Mars, It Will Rain, Music, More Music Videos Remember we talked about this? All this 'It Will Rain' business that I can't even begin to wrap my head around because I'm still so distraught over Mars' shoddy Amy Winehouse tribute? I mean, of course I know it's not his fault that he, in no way, shape, or form, compares to Amy Winehouse, but damn. That'd be like me going out and pretending I could successfully ghost write for someone like William Faulkner or something. Come the f*ck on. ...

Bruno Mars Debuts New Breaking Dawn Single, ‘It Will Rain’

Am I the only one not excited about this guy? He's like a lame Michael Jackson tribute artist, and I've seen much better while under the influence of buckets of vodka at resorts in the Caribbean. As for this song being on the Breaking Dawn soundtrack, I understand that the film execs want the most cutting-edge, the trendiest of musical acts, but this Bruno Mars character is a flash in the pan, trust me. I mean, remember the Romeo + Juliet soundtrack that came out in 1996 (I'm dating myself, I know)? It had some KILLER tracks on it. Garbage, Butthole Surfers, Radiohead ... solid stuff. However, Bruno Mars is the Romeo + Juliet equivalent of Gavin Friday's 'Angel'. In fifteen years, people are going to say, "Yup, I remember I liked that song for about a minute. ... I was such a cheeseball." It's like that, guys. /> Am I the only one not excited about this guy? He's like a lame Michael Jackson tribute artist, and I've seen much better while under the influence of buckets of vodka at resorts in the Caribbean. As for this song being on the Breaking Dawn soundtrack, I understand that the film execs want the most cutting-edge, the trendiest of musical acts, but this Bruno Mars character is a flash in the pan, trust me. I mean, remember the Romeo + Juliet soundtrack that came out in 1996 (I'm dating myself, I...

Love It Or Leave It: Bruno Mars is a Hat Wearin’ Fool

Bruno Mars modeled a variety of hats in the newest issue of GQ, and ladies, I gotta ask: Am I the only chick out there that dry heaves upon seeing a grown man in a hat? It'd be one thing if we were living in the 20s or if most of these hats were accompanied by zoot suits and they were going for that whole overall look, but a fedora thrown on with a flannel and some jeans? Spare me please. I dunno, maybe some women dig this style... Are any of you out there? And you can you please remove a...

Bruno Mars Covers ‘California Gurls’

One of my favorite things ev-AR are the acoustic covers that come out of Radio 1's Live Lounge. It's kind of a tradition for artists to stop by there and sing a song or two of their own, as well as some sort of cover. Lady Gaga's done "Viva La Vida", Lily Allen's done "Naive", and Paramore did "Use Somebody" once. It's just kind of a great treat, and Bruno Mars doing his cover of "California Gurls" is no exception. Gosh, I gotta say, between the fabulous video spoofs and now this, Katy Perry's version of ...

The DNC featured a musical salute to each state!

Who said political functions can't be fun!

DJ Cassidy and the Democrats played special tracks for each state and territory during Tuesday night's roll call.

But what song — or songs, in some cases — repped your state? We found them all so you don't have to. Better yet, we offer some reasons behind the choices.

Alabama: Sweet Home Alabama - Lynyrd Skynyrd

While Lynyrd Skynyrd's ode to Alabama might seem like an obvious choice, the band was formed in Jacksonville, Fla.


Alaska: Feel It Still - Portugal. The Man

The rock band is from Wasilla, Alaska, where two of its members met in high school and began playing music together.


American Samoa: Edge of Glory - Lady Gaga

The song choice is a tongue-in-cheek nod to the territory's position as the southernmost territory in the United States.


Arizona: Edge of Seventeen - Stevie Nicks

Singer-songwriter Stevie Nicks, known for both her solo career and her work in the band Fleetwood Mac, is from Phoenix.


Arkansas: Don't Stop - Fleetwood Mac

Speaking of Nicks, her band's track "Don't Stop" became the official song of Bill Clinton's 1992 presidential campaign, with the band even uniting to perform at the former president's first inaugural ball. Clinton is famously from Hope, Arkansas, and served as the state's governor from 1979 to 1981 and again from 1983 to 1992.

California: The Next Episode - Dr. Dre featuring Snoop Dogg,
California Love - Tupac Shakur, featuring Dr. Dre, Alright - Kendrick Lamar, Not Like Us - Kendrick Lamar

Nearly all of the above artists are legendary California musicians, with Dr. Dre and Kendrick Lamar born in Compton, and Snoop Dog born in Long Beach. Only Tupac does not count himself among the native Californians, having been born in New York City.

Colorado: September - Earth, Wind & Fire

Philip James Bailey, one of two lead singers of Earth, Wind & Fire, was born in Denver. What's more, he turned to Denver East High School friends Larry Dunn and Andrew Woolfolk to shore up the band after some original members left, according to the Colorado Music Hall of Fame.


Connecticut: Signed, Sealed, Delivered (I'm Yours) - Stevie Wonder

It’s “kind of a perfect campaign song,” as Chris Willman, the chief music critic at Variety, notes on Morning Edition. Wonder is from Michigan, but that didn’t stop Barack Obama from making “Signed, Sealed, Delivered” a hallmark of his two presidential campaigns.


Delaware: Higher Love - Kygo & Whitney Houston

Higher Love has been a staple of President Biden's campaign, with the track playing at the end of his 2020 acceptance speech.

Democrats abroad: Love Train - The O'Jays

Trains? Travel? Abroad? Sure, why not.


Washington, D.C.: Let Me Clear My Throat - DJ Kool

The legendary rapper was born and raised in our nation's capital.


Florida: I Won't Back Down - Tom Petty

Tom Petty was born in Gainesville, Florida. His “American Girl” was also used by Hillary Clinton’s campaign.


Georgia: Turn Down For What - DJ Snake and Lil Jon

Lil Jon made a surprise convention appearance to express his support for Kamala Harris. The rapper is from Atlanta, while DJ Snake, his counterpart on the track, is from Paris.

Guam: Espresso - Sabrina Carpenter

The summer hit, which has over a billion streams on Spotify, is one of several songs that may have been chosen simply for their mass appeal — and understandably so. In June, Carpenter became the first artist since The Beatles to have two songs debut within the top three spots on the Billboard Hot 100.


Hawai’i: 24K Magic - Bruno Mars

R&B and funk musician Mars is from Honolulu, Hawai'i.


Idaho: Private Idaho - The B-52's

"Private Idaho" was a single off the Georgia band's second album, though they didn't play a show in the state of Idaho until 2011.


Illinois: Sirius - The Alan Parsons Project

"Sirius" was the walk-on music for Chicago's NBA team, the Bulls.


Indiana - Don't Stop 'til You Get Enough - Michael Jackson

Jackson was born in Gary, Ind. — the eighth of 10 children.


Iowa: Celebration - Kool & The Gang

A classic party anthem, Kool & The Gang actually hail from New Jersey. Meanwhile, Iowa passed on their hometown heroes of the band Slipknot.


Kansas: Carry On Wayward Son - Kansas

The band Kansas was formed in the state in 1973, hailing from its capital city of Topeka.


Kentucky: First Class - Jack Harlow

Rapper and singer Harlow was born in Louisville, Ky., and raised in Shelbyville.

Louisiana: All I Do Is Win - DJ Khaled

Rapper and producer DJ Khaled is from New Orleans.


Maine: Shut Up and Dance - WALK THE MOON

It’s a universally-adored pop hit, even if the state did borrow it from a Cincinnati, Ohio, band.


Maryland: Respect - Aretha Franklin

Using an anthem by the queen of soul — with roots in Tennessee and Michigan — is the only reason we can think of to pass on Billie Holiday, Toni Braxton and David Byrne, who are among other talent with Maryland ties.


Massachusetts: I’m Shipping Up to Boston - Dropkick Murphys

The American Celtic band was formed in Quincy, Mass. The song itself describes a sailor with a missing leg, who is going to Boston in search of a wooden prosthetic.


Michigan: Lose Yourself - Eminem

The rapper famously grew up in Detroit and his 2002 movie 8 Mile is set in the Motor City.


Minnesota: Kiss - Prince & The Revolution, 1999 - Prince & The Revolution

The celebrated musician was born in Minneapolis, Minn., in 1958. The singer also died in his home state in Paisley Park in 2016 at the age of 57.


Mississippi: Twistin' the Night Away - Sam Cooke

One of the most influential soul singers of all time, Cooke was born in Clarksdale, Miss.


Missouri: Good Luck, Babe! - Chappell Roan

The 26-year-old from Willard, Mo., has found herself on a meteoric rise to stardom following the release of her 2023 album The Rise and Fall of a Midwest Princess.

Montana: American Woman - Lenny Kravitz

Several of the songs remaining in the DNC roll call playlist veer towards simply keeping the party going, with no obvious ties between the tracks and their assigned states. But these hits are on-brand for a party building momentum around the goal of putting a woman in the White House.


Nebraska: Firework - Katy Perry

Fireworks evoke the classic American pageantry of the fourth of July. Weirdly, this pick makes sense, though we've been unable to find any relationship between pop star Perry and the state of Nebraska.


Nevada: Mr. Brightside - The Killers

The rock band formed in Las Vegas in 2001 by Brandon Flowers and Dave Keuning.


New Hampshire: Don’t Stop Believin' - Journey

A classic "keep on truckin'" anthem for a party dead set on reinvigorating its voting base.


New Jersey: Born in the U.S.A. - Bruce Springsteen

"The Boss" is famously from Long Branch, N.J.


New Mexico: Confident - Demi Lovato

The singer-songwriter was born in Albuquerque, N.M.

New York: Empire State of Mind - Jay-Z featuring Alicia Keys

The song serves as an ode to New York City by the two artists, who are from Brooklyn and Manhattan respectively.


North Carolina: Raise Up - Petey Pablo

The rapper and record producer is from Greenville, N.C.


North Dakota: Girl on Fire - Alicia Keys

Another feminist anthem on the strength and resilience of women. This tracks.

Northern Mariana Islands: Ain’t No Mountain High Enough - Marvin Gaye and Tammi Terrell

Harris is climbing the metaphorical mountain — and breaking glass ceilings, as Hillary Clinton reminded us on Night 1.


Ohio: Green Light - John Legend featuring André 3000

Legend was born in Springfield, Ohio, while André 3000 hails from Atlanta.

Oklahoma: Garth Brooks - Ain't Goin' Down ('til the Sun Comes Up)

Country singer Brooks is from Tulsa.


Oregon: Float On - Modest Mouse

The rock band was formed in Issaquah, Wash., in 1993, but is now based in Portland, Ore.


Pennsylvania: Motownphilly - Boyz II Men, Black and Yellow - Wiz Khalifa

Vocal group Boyz II Men is from Philadelphia, with the music video for "Motownphilly" filmed across locations in their home city. Wiz Khalifa's "Black and Yellow" is about growing up in Pittsburgh, Pa. The colors represent that city's NFL team, the Steelers.

During their 2011 Super Bowl match-up against the Green Bay Packers, the team used the track as their fight song, while their opponents used a remix, "Green and Yellow," as their own.


Puerto Rico: Despacito - Luis Fonsi featuring Daddy Yankee

Both Luis Fonsi and Daddy Yankee hail from San Juan, Puerto Rico. A remix of the hit track featuring Justin Bieber was released in 2017.


Rhode Island: Shake it Off - Taylor Swift

Swift owns the single most expensive home in the state of Rhode Island — an entire estate called High Watch, which she purchased in 2013.


South Carolina: Get Up I Feel Like Being A Sex Machine - James Brown

James Brown was born on May 3, 1933, in Barnswell, S.C.


South Dakota: What I Like About You - The Romantics

I guess South Dakota is stoked about their candidate, who's saying "all the things that I wanna hear."


Tennessee: 9 to 5 - Dolly Parton

Country music star Dolly Parton was born in Pittman Center, Tenn., and currently lives just outside of Nashville. Her Dollywood theme park and resorts are located in Pigeon Forge.


Texas: TEXAS HOLD EM' - Beyoncé

This one's a little self-explanatory.

Utah: Animal - Neon Trees

The rock band formed in Provo, Utah, in 2005.


Vermont: Stick Season - Noah Kahan

The 27-year-old is from Strafford, Vt.


Virgin Islands: VI to the Bone - Mic Love

The rapper hails from the Virgin Islands.


Virginia: The Way I Are - Timbaland featuring Keri Hilson and D.O.E.

Timbaland is from Norfolk, Va., while Keri Hilson is from Decatur, Georgia, and D.O.E. is from New York.


Washington: Can’t Hold Us - Macklemore and Ryan Lewis

The rapper is from Kent, Wash., while Ryan Lewis is from Spokane.

West Virginia: Take Me Home, Country Roads - John Denver

While Denver is from New Mexico, his hit song describes the natural beauty of West Virginia, including the Blue Ridge Mountains and the Shenandoah River.


Wisconsin: Jump Around - House of Pain

The 1992 hit is played at University of Wisconsin home football games as students and fans jump and cheer, becoming synonymous with the state's flagship university.


Wyoming: I Gotta Feeling - Black Eyed Peas

A classic party hit to close out the roll call, while also reiterating that the party is fully standing behind their recently-appointed candidate. Seems like they've got a good feeling about her.

/> Who said political functions can't be fun! DJ Cassidy and the Democrats played special tracks for each state and territory during Tuesday night's roll call. But what song — or songs, in some cases — repped your state? We found them all so you don't have to. Better yet, we offer some reasons behind the choices. Alabama: Sweet Home Alabama - Lynyrd Skynyrd While Lynyrd Skynyrd's ode to Alabama might seem like an obvious choice, the band was formed in Jacksonville, Fla. ...
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