You’ve seen Orlando Bloom’s ennnooorrrmous penis. You know about the bartender you happily gave up her job when she had to choose between work and O’s good love. So imagine he deprived the world of his gifts for 182 days? Give or take.
O told Britain’s The Sunday Times he was on a six-month celibacy streak, which ended when he met Perry in 2016.
Bloom took the advice of a friend, surfer Laird Hamilton after the actor admitted he “wasn’t happy” in early 2016.
“If you want to be serious about a relationship, go celibate for a few months and figure it out,” Bloom recalled of his friend’s suggestion.
To his surprise, Bloom stayed abstinent for six months.
“I was going to do three months, but I was really enjoying the way I was relating to women, and to the feminine within myself”…. oh for fucks sake. Could you beeee anymore sexy?
Bloom even claims (or eludes) he never even took part in self-gratification. Saying he did “completely nothing” at the time.
“It was insane. I don’t think it’s healthy. I don’t think it was advisable. You have to keep it moving down there,” Bloom said.