Guys, you know how ~shocking~ and ~edgy~ Miley Cyrus is, so perhaps it makes sense that she would Instagram a picture of herself with her hands down her pants, declaring her love of masturbation. Seems totally in line with Miley as a human being, right?
Of course, her caption – “A masturbate a day keeps the haters away” – leaves a bit desired. A masturbate a day keeps the stress away, sure. It keeps the sexual frustration away, you bet. But the haters? How, exactly, does an orgasm keep haters away? Is it the stress relief that puts you in the frame of mind to just ignore the haters? Or is she implying that haters literally stop hating when you masturbate? The mind boggles. truly.
To be honest, I’m a little exasperated with this nonsense. We get it, Miley. You’re a sexual creature who “can’t be tamed”. We’ve all got the message… repeatedly.
But what the hey, it’s Friday. Let’s discuss!
As beautiful and sexay as Miley is she shouldn’t have to be masturbating! :O
oooo miley, you’re soooooo edgy…ooooo you’re so shocking…ooooo *yawn*
She is like the new Madonna with shock value publicity. Nudity, pot, masturbation, sex.
TMI, but Miley’s IG post is somehow funny! :D
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Crazy country squirrel about to Britney Spears and Amanda Byrnes implode her freak-life to the mental assessment ward any day now..