Kim Kardashian broke the Internet with her major butt, and Pippa Middleton is a bit confused as to why that happened. She doesn’t understand America’s obsession with butts, and she wrote about it in a column for The Spectator‘s Christmas Special, via E!:
No year is complete without a bottom story, and the ‘Rear of 2014’ award undoubtedly goes to Kim Kardashian, after her posterior exploded all over the internet last month. I must say that mine—though it has enjoyed fleeting fame—is not comparable.
But the Kim butt story did make me pause. What is it with this American booty culture? It seems to me to be a form of obsession. Kim’s aim, apparently, was to break the Internet, but I’m not sure she’s going the right way about it.
(Polite) shots fired! Frankly, Pippa, I don’t get it either. And I doubt Kim’s “business tactics” as well. I don’t think there’s an American out there who doesn’t. We accept her butt the way we accept a crazy old uncle at a family event; we’re not totally thrilled about it, but we know he’s not going away, so we may as well take photos of him and hashtag the hell out of it. I think that metaphor may have gotten away from me there; that’s okay.
Kim has something to say about Pippa’s butt. She told E!:
I love her. She has an amazing booty. She’s beautiful.
That’s kind of Kim. I think she may have overshot it a bit though.
What do you think? Let’s talk butts. Who really has the best butt in Hollywood?
I don’t think KTrash has a clue as to who Pippa is.
I’m stealing the KTrash moniker. Awesome.
I would take Pippa in a split second. Kim is NASTY!!
Pippa is a lady. Kim is a “whore”. Never understood the fascination!
Calling what Pippa has a “bum” is… like calling primark (or hot topic) “haute couture”.
Agreed! I really don’t see what the big deal is about her bum. She’s a beautiful woman and has an amazing figure, but I really don’t see why everyone likes her bum.
Would love to see what your “bum” looks like mireee. Go ahead and worship Kim’s no talent, adult movie star whore butt. To even compare a Royal LADY with a gorgeous body to kim is absurd!!!!!!
Non-story. Boring just like Pippa’s ass.
i just love how “judgey” everyone is getting … take a chill pill they are just asses… i personally dont care about kims ass and i am sure that pippa’s is very proportionate to her body. sad to think that being proportionate (which is not a bad thing) is now considered “boring” sounds to me like pik nak need to find something that will keep them a little more occupied than reading such boring stories… mind you all the way through …some peoples kids ugh
I see you missed my point. That’s cool. I’m chill, honey bunny. Allow me to reiterate & expand on the matter since this is a forum for discussion: it IS quite lame that this is Hollywood “news” according to E!, I mean talk about phoning it in. They could do so much better; the media AND all blogs “reporting” this yawn fest. Every post about the Kardashians is a shit sucking yawn fest, and it’s aaaall fed to the media by Camp Kardashian themselves. They pay and bloggers name drop them even when there’s nothing to talk about. It’s dumbing down the public. Also it WAS pointless the first time Pip’s caboose made “headlines”. I’m happy for her & her tiny booty, but this story is jibba jabba blah blah much ado about nothing, THAT is my point here. Good night & good luck.