Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin have only been dating for about four months, but their romance is already over. Jennifer apparently broke up with Chris and no one seems to know why! After all, things seemed to be going so well! :( WHYYYYYYY!
Jennifer Lawrence and Chris Martin have split.
“Jen is the one who broke it off with Chris,” a source tells PEOPLE.
Like, that’s literally all we know. That’s it. BOO! I was rooting for these two!
What do you think happened?
Oh I dunno. Could be:
1) Dude is still legally married.
2) They were just mashing sex parts for fun.
3) She found another pillow weeping Brit to fart on.
4) Dude is still legally married.
5) She’s Cool Ranch and he’s Nacho Cheese.
6) They were just rebounding.
7) Dude is still legally married.
I think everyone is going to prefer
8) IT’S GOOP’S FAULT
The answer is always that it’s Goop’s fault
She got tired of sloppy seconds and found something better to do with her time.
Goop is really not letting that peen go just yet. Reserve Peen!
He was disturbed that there were nekkid pictures of her on the interwebs and told her in no uncertain terms that he was appalled. Simply appalled…..