Since splitting up with Justin Bieber for the 8,356th time, Selena Gomez has been keeping a somewhat low profile. That is, until now, since she has a ~sexy~ and ~edgy~ new photoshoot for God knows what in which her come-hither faces are seriously cracking me up.
I understand that Selena is going through her Miley phase (some would call it a slutty phase, but I don’t like that word), and I feel like Selena’s is far less obnoxious/offensive, but it’s a LOT more sad and sorta desperate. I wish homegirl would DO something with herself – use her talent, earn her celebrity. What is she famous for anymore?
That? Right there? Is one sexy chipmunk. I can hear Chip & Dale nashing their wee teeth as we speak. Also, please don’t call it a Miley phase, call it Being 20 and Just Broke Up (Maybe) With My SO.
She’s beautiful. I’d totally look like the HamBurglar in that jacket.
Can we gossip genie Selena a new boyfriend? Ansel Elgort? Liam Hemsworth (he could use the publicity)?
You know, she is super talented, no joke. But she’ll be fighting those adorable cheeks her whole career. How about we give her Nicholas Hoult? I’m feeling generous!
Miranda Kerr has made a whole career off of looking like a Baby Alive doll.
Hoult would be great but I dunno he digs pap attention and Miranda 2.0 is powered by camera flashes. Who else would equally piss off Bieber and Swift (thus making it more fun for us)?
I was actually thinking of the OG chipmunk, Miley, she did well to go a totally different way with her look. Other wise…
You thinking what I’m thinking? Jessie Spano hair would look awesome on her.
Oooh oooh!! I’ve got it! HOZIER!!
And yes, def Jessie Spano hair. Werd
I’ve already arranged a marriage between Hozier and Anna Kendrick but I suppose I can postpone the engagement party. I like Gomezier!! Homez? We can work on the name.
If Anna Kendrick is heartbroken, I will console her.
Homeiezers, eh!
Side note: I would not like Selena in a mullet. I don’t think that would enhance her look. Sorry C&T :(
Eh. She’s an early twenties lady still trying to figure things out. I was sporting a mullet and doing keg stands at that age
Are mullets able to hang upside down for a keg stand?
I bet they can with Aussie Scrunch Spray, amirite??
Paul Mitchell™ Freeze & Shine. Held those silky tresses firmly in place. When I did a keg stand, it stood upright like a unicorn horn.
I thought the 80s were entirely sponsored by Aqua Net.
That’s a disturbing visual, C&T. So you’re aware
At her Age I was playing Johnny THunders music in bands and getting chicks. Black Leather jackets and blue jeans. Occasionall leather pants with the concho belt. Hiwatt amplifiers, as well, and a ’68 SG. So.. yeah. I was never uncool like that.
Oops sorry for the misspellings.
So….gel, then?
Now matter how much she glams it up, she’s got a little squashed squatty face. Much like Miley, except Miley face around her nose looks all pushed in. Not really that attractive.
I mean, nice body and all, but I could understand how the Beib’s gonna get a wandering eye around her.
Are you serious? She is the sexiest woman alive…I would kill to taste Selena’s sweaty butthole
Need MOAR gossip, pleez!
I think she’s gorgeous, but agree she needs to do something with her celeb self stat.
She needs Zac Efron’s publicist. They won’t let us forget he exists no matter how hard we try.
And that he TOTALLY LOVES WOMEN!!
And TOTALLY ran out of gas on Skid Row.
and TOTALLY just gets high on life
See, now, I can’t decide if that was a leak or a publicity stunt to make him seem all edgy. And coked out. But still TOTALLY into women
But wouldn’t a drug problem (even a fake one) make it hard for studios to insure him?
I don’t know! Let’s ask Robert Downey Jr.!
So. RDJ couldn’t get insured so he couldn’t work. UNTIL Mel Gibson cast him in some movie and personally fronted the insurance money (however that works) single handedly jump starting RDJ’s career again.
Probably why RDJ kept saying he wanted Mel to direct the next Iron Man.
TyTay will like these since pparently she’s still one of Selena’s besties. I’m waiting for the good stuff of both of them on The Fappening
She’s beautiful, but she will never not look like a fourteen year old (to me). It’s creepy and a little pedo to see her doing all this sexy stuff. I’ve never seen her show, all I’ve ever seen is this kindof famous girl that runs around with Justin Beiber, so I don’t really have a frame of reference. That being said, she always ALWAYS looks like a little girl who go into her older, sexy sisters closet, put on her clothes and snuck out to the mall.