Well, the case of Justin Bieber and the Egged Neighbor’s House has finally come to a close and been heard in court. As you probably remember, he was being charged with misdemeanor vandalism and while he didn’t bother to show up in court himself, he had a lawyer enter a no contest plea on his behalf. “No contest” basically means “Yeah, I fuckin’ did it, let’s get this over with” and that’s what the judge did.
From Entertainment Tonight:
“Justin is glad to get this matter resolved and behind him,” Bieber’s team said in a statement issued to ET. “He will continue to move forward focusing on his career and his music.”
Bieber was not present in court on Wednesday, but his attorneys entered the no contest plea on his behalf. Under the terms of his negotiated settlement, Bieber has been ordered to complete five days of community labor and an anger management program. He was also instructed to pay $80,900 in restitution and to stay away from the victim and his family for two years. Additionally, Bieber has been placed on formal probation for two years. If he is ever deported back to his native Canada, Bieber must notify the court within 72 hours.
Why he wasn’t deported IMMEDIATELY after the first bullshit case he ever had is beyond me. And yet he’s sitting cushy in the US with no problems at all when legit people who deserve to be here are sent away for less? So stupid. In any case, I’m sure he’ll do something to violate his probation within those 2 years. Probably repeatedly, in fact… but we all know he’ll only get a slap on the wrist.
In any case, this kid doesn’t need anger management, he needs ‘spoiled brat who’s never been told no’ management, but I suppose since that’s not actually a thing, we’ll put it down to anger…