In less than a week, Kanye West and Kim Kardashian will earn a cool $21 million by saying some supposedly sacred vows in front of family, friends and TV cameras as they become husband and wife. While we’ve heard reports that they’ll be tying the knot in Florence, apparently the festivities are actually happening at Versailles (which… I thought they were turned away from) and it’s all getting so close that paparazzi are probably starting to have wet dreams already over all the pics they’ll get.
In any case, for now, Kimye are enjoying the Parisian life by… eating a lot. They’ve been hitting up some fancy restaurants and walking the streets eating ice cream cones, as you do. How exciting!
Yup – Kanye’s still a douchebag who buttons his denim shirt right up to the top to show he’s “fashionable”, and not just a nerd. Kim, of course, is still a fat-assed twat.
zero fucks given.