Oh God, this is STILL HAPPENING. Charlie Sheen wasn’t so pleased when Ashton Kutcher took his place on Two and a Half Men THREE YEARS AGO, but while most people would have long ago left that nonsense behind, Charlie’s STILL talking about it and trying to drag Ashton via Twitter every once in a while (when he’s drunk/high on cocaine?). Look, Two and a Half Men is a misogynistic shitshow with the worst, most unbelievable, most ridiculous plotlines I’ve ever seen. One time I was watching something on CBS that came on after it and caught the tail end (so to speak) of an episode in which Ashton and Jon Cryer’s characters were working out between them how they were gonna have a threesome with Cryer’s girlfriend (who really wanted a piece of Ashton) without their dongs touching. That’s quality TV there. Charlie Sheen needs to get a grip (and that show needs to be canceled).
Anyhow, Ashton was asked about the mini feud on Jimmy Kimmel Live, to which he replied:
“Dude, shut the fuck up! Seriously, like. Enough already. Like it’s like three years later and you’re still blowing me up on Twitter. Like come on dude, really?”
Charlie caught wind of that and took to Twitter to make amends (seemingly), posting the following on Twitter:
Ashton
message received.
so sorry
u sounded like me!
well done!
my bad
I was
pissed at other crap
& took it out on you.
hope u r good
xox
c
— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) February 6, 2014
However, he changed his mind two hours later and posted this:
but news flash
Dood,
you ever tell
me to shut
the F*** up,
EVER again,
and I'll put you
on a hospital food
diet for a year.
c
#YaFeelMe
Jr?
— Charlie Sheen (@charliesheen) February 6, 2014
Oh, Charlie. Lay off the coke, brother.
MetroMan vs CokeHead
MM: Like, really, like, omg, like – leave me alone!
CH: I’m SORRY – I didn’t mean to offend you! SNIFF SNIFF – I’m GONNA FUCK YOU UP!
lol not sure which one is worse!
Are you trying to make Ashton sound like a moron? ‘Cause in other gossip sides they didn’t rephrase what he actually said.