Gee, You Don’t Say: Amber Heard Says She and Johnny Depp Aren’t Brangelina

I don’t really care about Johnny Depp and Amber Heard – not as a couple or individually, for that matter (although I will say I went to a party at a designer’s studio last year and Amber Heard was there and was kinda mindblowingly gorgeous). Their romance just doesn’t move me – and why should it, really, considering we don’t know them? In any case, Amber did an interview with Flare magazine in which she felt the need to clear up any “misconceptions” (uh…) and let people know that she and Johnny are nothing like Brangelina. Because you were obviously making that comparison.

“Can you ever imagine yourself in a situation like Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie or Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, where the world feels like they have a stake in your private life? I would never want it.”

“I guess I could not hold hands with who I want to, but what kind of life would that be? I don’t want to change just because people are watching.”

Well, that’s fair enough, but people are all up in their grills because they live the kind of lifestyle where they’re around paparazzi 24/7 and sort of invite that. Even Brad and Angelina don’t have people in their faces ALL the time, but they would if they invited that kind of attention.

Anyway, these two are a boring couple – but then, that’s coming from someone who never got the big deal about Johnny Depp.