Oh Mario Lopez, is there anything you won’t do? Doesn’t look like it. Here he is promoting Dove’s new chocolate line, or improved line of chocolate, or whatf-ckingever. That horrifying chocolate sculpture is supposed to be Mr. Mario Lopez. Why did they give him white hair and eyebrows? Well, the product is a new chocolate mint thing, so the white is probably the mint, but holy hell what a bad choice. It looks like Jack Lalanne, may he rest in peace.
Do you see it?
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