We know Lady GaGa had hip surgery a few months ago (and then got that bomb Louis Vuitton gold wheelchair that she gave away), but did you know just how serious her injuries were? Well, turns out she actually broke her hip and had some massive hole in her bones and shit. How in the hell does that happen to someone so young? I hate to say “drugs and an eating disorder” because it could just be a genetic issue, but… damn, girl.
From Women’s Wear Daily:
“My injury was actually a lot worse than just a labral tear,” she says. “I had broken my hip. Nobody knew, and I haven’t even told the fans yet. But when we got all the MRIs finished before I went to surgery there were giant craters, a hole in my hip the size of a quarter, and the cartilage was just hanging out the other side of my hip. I had a tear on the inside of my joint and a huge breakage. The surgeon told me that if I had done another show I might have needed a full hip replacement. I would have been out at least a year, maybe longer.”
Damn! That’s Memaw status right there. I’m not a massive GaGa fan but I’m also not an asshole and I don’t like to see people ill/in pain, so I’m glad she’s managed to recover and is making a comeback. Now if she’d only keep her clothes on...
how did all this happen? gang bangs? opiates? do tell, gaga.
Maybe it was those ugly ass shoes she wore that made her walk like a new born gazelle…