Jennifer Lopez Has No Idea How To Describe Her Style

Jennifer Lopez did an interview with (American) OK! Magazine about her fashion inspiration and her sense of style, and she’s all over the damn place. From Ms. Lopez (via Contact Music):

If you mix Jackie O with Madonna in the ’80s and Ava Gardner, that would be kind of like my style. […] I grew up in the Bronx, so my style had a more urban, hip-hop influence.

What. None of these things are similar. I can’t even imagine how you would mix these. I would say that when Meez Taco Flavored Kisses is performing, she definitely has that Madonna look, although not ’80s Madonna, def more of a ’90s — ’00s Madonna. Or late ’80s early ’90s Cher. But Jackie Onassis? Mixed with a hip-hop influence? The hell? Let’s compare.

Here’s a photo of Madonna in the ’80s:

Here’s Jackie O:

Here’s Ava Gardner:

And here’s you (also see top photo):

Sit down.