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The Remaining Members of TLC Are Not Great Decision Makers

tlc Mostly everyone would name Lisa 'Left Eye' Lopes as their favourite member of TLC and everyone was really sad about her premature death. Unfortunately, the remaining members of the group - T-Boz and Chilli - keep finding ways to shit all over her memory by doing stupid things. First they cast Lil Mama as Left Eye in the upcoming TLC biopic, and now they've completely re-recorded her rap in 'Waterfalls' (which was the best part of that song, anyway) and replaced it with a guest spot by J-Pop superstar Namie Amuro. Apparently the story is that they were blocked from u...

Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger Probably Got Married on Saturday

chad kroeger avril lavigne Avril Lavigne and Chad Kroeger - Canada's royal couple - have been planning their "spectacular" wedding for a few months now, and apparently tied the knot on Saturday in France. The news wasn't released by the newlyweds, but instead by some bro named Mike Heller, the CEO of Talent Resources, who posted that shit on his Twitter. I'm in south of France about to see my little Rok star #avril get married I am so happy to be part of this special celebration— Mike Heller (@mikehellertr...

Ke$ha’s a Jewelry Designer Now

ke$ha Have you ever thought to yourself, "Man, I gotta get my hands on some of Ke$ha's sweet bling"? No? Well, too bad, cos you're gonna get it. America's favourite permanently drunk pop star is designing her own jewelry collection and it's coming out in August! From People: Ke$ha once made a headdress out of her fans’ teeth, so it should come as no surprise that teeth factor heavily into her debut jewelry collection, Kesha Rose by Charles Albert. In fact, her “Cannibal” capsule is co...

Here’s a Post-Birth Kim Kardashian Taking A Nap

kim kardashian I bet you all have been desperate to know how Kim Kardashian is since giving birth to North West (she's got her own tag now, y'all!), and more importantly, how she LOOKS! (Not really.) Well, Khloe Kardashian is here to grant your desires and she's got a gift for you - a picture of Kim sleeping. I'm not sure if this is meant to be particularly groundbreaking or what, considering you can't see much besides her face, but it's important since it's the ~first post-birth picture~ I guess. I thi...

Blue Ivy Carter Is A Queen Already

blue ivy carter Little Blue Ivy Carter is getting so big already! It's hard to believe she's nearly a year old (I think - too lazy to Google), but she's growing up fast and looking more and more like her daddy, Jay-Z, every day. Of course, Beyoncé is a proud mama and has been sharing a few new pics of the little one online this past week. Hilariously, she's already in full royal regalia. I know that's sorta the theme of Bey's new tour, but this kid is going to grow up with a serious case of Special Snowflake Syndrome, if they're not careful. ...

Justin Bieber Bans Selena Gomez Music At A Photoshoot

justin bieber Justin Bieber's list of requirements for photoshoots has been leaked, and it's hilarious and awful and so fucking corny, I could scream. As if you didn't hate this little asshole enough already, here's some more fuel for your fire. Apparently, if you want to take pictures of Baby Elvis, you're not allowed to talk to him and you're most definitely not allowed to play any Selena Gomez music. LOL! From TMZ: Justin Bieber is a paranoid, self-absorbed megalomaniac ... is what you've gotta think after seeing the laughable rules he sets for photo shoots -- incl...

Alec Baldwin Is Sorry For Going On A Homophobic Rant

alec baldwin Alec Baldwin has the tendency to put his foot in his mouth quite often, and he tends to do it publicly. It's sort of embarrassing for everyone involved - even those of us just watching - but he always apologises in the end. Not that that makes it any better - but at least he knows he's a mess and doesn't say shit like "I is who I is and I'm not changing". At the end of the day, he's a pretty cool dude. In any case, his latest apology is to GLAAD for referring to reporter George Stark a "t...

Wait, You Mean Bert and Ernie Are Gay?

bert and ernie new yorker This week was a momentous occasion for equal rights in the US, with the Supreme Court ruling DOMA - the awful defense of marriage act was ruled unconstitutional and there's been a lot of celebrating to do. No one celebrated harder than The New Yorker, who took the time to put America's favourite gay puppet couple, Bert and Ernie, on its cover. If you're one of those people who ask, "Why make Sesame Street sexual?", you're kinda missing the point, but okay. I don't think companionship has to...

Amanda Bynes Is Calling Drake’s Mom Ugly Now

drake mom Not content with talking shit about the wannabe former murderer of her vagina, Drake, for no apparent reason, Amanda Bynes has expanded her feud to... his mom? That's right - after having a crush on him, then calling him ugly, then apologising, then calling him ugly again, she's now moved on to insulting his mother's appearance. What the hell? "The only person uglier than @drake is his mom" Of course, she deleted this really quickly afterwards - so quickly that we don't actually have any pictures of the tweet, which is a shame. ...

Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux Have Stopped Talking About Their Wedding

jennifer aniston justin theroux Oh, God. Can we just get this over with already? Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux have apparently completely stopped planning their wedding after a major fight about where they'll eventually live. Apparently Justin wants to spend his time between LA and New York City, and Jen gave that idea a big "HELL NO" and wants to stay in SoCa full time. From Radar Online: As Radar reported, Thoreaux has been miserable living in sunny Los Angeles. But Jen has refused to move to New York. In an attemp...

Kim Kardashian Is Desperate To Lose The Baby Weight

kim kardashian Because of course. All we got before Kim Kardashian gave birth to baby North West is how "terrified" she was of labour and how disgusted she was with herself for putting on weight and blah blah blah. For someone as vain and self-obsessed as she is, I can sort of believe this story, but of course the media has to take things to the next level and report that she's "obsessed" with losing weight now that the little one is here. From In Touch (so GIANT grain of salt): "Kim is obsessed with g...

Amanda Bynes Thinks Zac Efron Has An Ugly Face

amanda bynes zac efron I think it's pretty clear that Amanda Bynes spends 95% of her time sitting around thinking about how ugly everyone is in comparison to herself. On her list? Jay-Z, Drake (of course), Miley Cyrus... and now Zac Efron? I mean, Zac Efron does absolutely nothing for me, but I don't think I'd ever describe him as "ugly".  Then again, I'm operating on all cylinders and have better things to think about than what people look like. Not Amanda, though: LOL. She deleted this very soon after posting it, a...