Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Isla Fisher Says Being With Borat Didn’t Help Her Career

isla fisher cosmopolitan uk Isla Fisher, the one who isn't Amy Adams, gave an interview with Cosmopolitan UK where she claims she had no help in Hollywood at all, despite dating and then marrying Sacha Baron Cohen, who was A+++ in Hollywood for a good few months (and then Bruno happened). Here's what she told Cosmo (via Daily Mail): I really have had no help. In fact, the one time I did ask for help was after my agent in LA fired me. I was auditioning for all sorts of things but kept getting told "no", so she just fir...

WTF Of The Day: Canadian Law Enforcement Thought Dan Aykroyd Movie Was A Snuff Film

dan aykroyd murderer Canada, you make it so easy! I love this story so much. Someone found this damaged film in a landfill in Calgary, Canada of what appeared to be a distraught man standing over a dead body. They turned it into the Calgary Police who looked it over and finally someone somewhere glanced at it and said, "Guys, that's Dan Aykroyd." I'll give them some leeway as the image was from a film that nobody saw, probably not even SNL alumnus Mr. Aykroyd himself. The hilarious details from TMZ: Law enforcem...

Beyoncé’s Mad at H&M For Photoshopping Her Curves Away

beyonce Beyoncé's modeling for H&M now, which is all fine and well, but she's not so happy with them after seeing the final ads. Why, you might ask? Well, they've only gone and Photoshopped her to high heavens, taking away much of her natural curves. From The New York Post: Beyonce ordered H&M chiefs to ditch photos of her modelling their bikinis — after they shrank her famous curves. The Bootylicious star was outraged to find she had been retouched in shots for an advertising campaign ...

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heidi klum Heidi Klum got attacked by topless protestors - so, you know, another normal day [The Superficial] Courtney Love might actually have her shit together these days [Lainey Gossip] Denise Van Outen might as well just get fully naked now [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Miley Cyrus is wearing fewer and fewer clothes these days [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Turns out, Patrick Stewart has had pizza before, after all [ICYDK] Amanda Bynes is kind of like Linda Blair in 'The Exorcist' [IDLYITW] David Beckham is a big fan of the Miami Heat, it seems [I'm Not Obsessed] ...

LOL of the Day: Justin Bieber Has a 2-Year-Old Kid In Europe

Oh ho ho. Another day, another Justin Bieber paternity "story". This time, he apparently has a 2-year-old kid somewhere in Europe after having sex with a woman he met at a TGIFridays when he was 15. I can't with this - it's too hilarious. From the bastion of fine journalism that is Star magazine (via  The New York Post):
In a startlingly detailed report in Star, a 15-year-old Biebs allegedly slept with an unidentified 25-year-old “European” woman on Feb. 4, 2010. They supposedly met at a T.G.I. Fridays after the singer’s concert in Florida and he took her back to his room at the Gansevoort South hotel, the mag claims. After the alleged one-night stand, the woman gave birth in late October 2010 to a baby girl, a “source” said in the report. “She gave birth to a baby girl later that year, and Justin didn’t know anything about it. She just wanted to protect her baby. She wanted to keep her and her family away from any spotlight,” the source said. “In my opinion, she does look a lot like Justin did at that same age.” To take it a step further, the tabloid printed alleged texts between Bieber and the woman after their supposed hook-up where he says “thanks 4 last night” and calls it “Our little secret?” A rep for Bieber has claimed that the story is completely false.
Riiiight. Wouldn't you love it if this were true? I mean, it's not, but HAHAHA TGIFridays! "Our secret"! Ah, this is so good. He'll need to stop smoking weed and get off that Segway and start playing child support - HA! />Oh ho ho. Another day, another Justin Bieber paternity "story". This time, he apparently has a 2-year-old kid somewhere in Europe after having sex with a woman he met at a TGIFridays when he was 15. I can't with this - it's too hilarious. From the bastion of fine journalism that is Star magazine (via  The New York Post): In a startlingly detailed report in Star, a 15-year-old Biebs allegedly slept with an unidentified 25-year-old “European” woman on Feb. 4, 2010. They supposedly met at a ...

Gwyneth Paltrow Vows To Only Do One Movie A Year, World Rejoices

gwyneth paltrow Gwyneth Paltrow is one of the nation's most beloved (and smelly) actresses (gag), but you'll have to hold your breath for her every release moving forward, as she's got a deal with herself to only do one film a year in order to maintain family commitments. Wait, shhh! Do you hear that? Listen closely... Oh right, it's just the angels rejoicing over the fact that we won't be subject to like, 800 Gwyneth movies at once. Of course, she couldn't just say her family is more important than showbiz....

Amanda Bynes Is Going After Lance Bass Now

amanda bynes lance bass There's obviously no use in continuing to say it, but here goes: Amanda Bynes has a serious problem. They couldn't 5150 her after her arrest, so she's obviously able to pull it together and sound cogent enough to avoid being committed, but something is really wrong and she needs help. It seems like Lance Bass agrees, since he mentioned as much about his (former?) friend during a recent radio interview. Bad choice, Lance - Amanda heard it and now he's on her "ugly" list. Lord, have mercy. I ignored L...

Oh, F-ck Off Already: LeAnn Rimes Wants a TV Show To Tell ‘Her Side of the Story’

leann rimes eddie cibrian LeAnn Rimes really doesn't want people to like her, does she? I mean, she says she does - she keeps going on about how sorry she is and how she was so disgusted with herself for having an affair with Eddie Cibrian - but her actions prove otherwise, because now she wants a fucking TV show to tell her side of the story and hopefully get people to laugh WITH her rather than AT her.  I'm rolling my eyes, here. From People: LeAnn Rimes and her husband Eddie Cibrian are headed back to the small screen – and ready to face their critics head on. "We're doing a TV show based on our re...

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amanda bynes Amanda Bynes goes trampoline hopping... or doesn't she? [The Superficial] George Clooney and Matt Damon are enjoying time in the English countryside [Lainey Gossip] Milla Jovovich has still got it - "it" being nice boobs, I guess? [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW] Kelly Brook gets out the nips for 'GQ' Turkey [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW] Demi Moore didn't bother to go to her daughter's graduation ceremony [ICYDK] Sophie Turner took her ass on a tour of Cannes [IDLYITW] Is Angelina Jolie ignoring Gwyneth Paltrow's phone calls...

The ‘American Idol’ News We Already Knew About: Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj Are Leaving

american idol American Idol is a shit show that should have thrown in the towel a few seasons back, but you know what they say: the show must go on... and on and on and on, even when people stop watching it. In any case, there's been lots of talk about the judges panel and Idol producers wanting to clean house to bring an all-alum table, but until now there was no confirmation. You know, besides the ink on Jennifer Hudson's contract nearly drying already. Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj have both confirmed...

Holy Shit – Philip Seymour Hoffman Just Got Out of Detox For Heroin Snorting

philip seymour hoffman I don't know why this one comes as such a shock; after all, drug use is rampant in Hollywood and there are plenty of "functional" addicts around Tinseltown (never thought I'd write that word - my apologies). Still, I sort of got a major shock this morning when I read that Philip Seymour Hoffman - arguably one of the best actors out there right now - just got out of detox for heroin snorting. Whaaaat? From TMZ: Philip Seymour Hoffman just got out of detox for a drug problem that was spinning out of control ... a problem he desperately wanted ...