John Stamos wants everyone to know how he lost his virginity, and wants to know how his famous friends lost their virginities, so that he can make a show about it. Uncle Jesse Full House joke here, you do it, I can't think of anything.
No, but really, 10 years ago MTV bought the show Losing My Virginity With John Stamos in which Mr. Stamos would sit down with celebrity guests who would share their own loss of virginity stories. (Why do we say "lose your virginity"? I mean hopefully you kn...
Pink is still around, making music, and is on the cover of Glamour's June issue. And honestly, I'm surprised. I didn't think she would still be here. Not hating, just surprised.
I think she thinks she's outrageous -- Glamour certainly thinks so, or is at least trying to sell this angle, as they refer to her as a "badass" -- but I don't really see anything outrageous in posing with your hands in your mouth and defending the use of the word "slut." A lot of women aren't comfortable with the word and...
Courtney Stodden, the 18 year-old bride of Some Dude From Lost, makes me smile when I'm feeling blue. She's the quintessential non celebrity. I like to check in on her every once in a while and see how she's doing. I'm still not entirely convinced that she's a real person. Maybe this entire persona is a Joaquin type situation.
Ms. Stodden recently went to The Ivy, the saddest place you could go if you're a celebrity. Real celebrities do not go to The Ivy. You only go to The Ivy if you despe...
Looks like Sansa Stark is getting too big for her britches despite being a glorified prisoner in House Lannister. That's me talking about Game of Thrones like I've watched more than one episode and didn't just fast-forward that episode to the part where Daenerys Targaryen was getting schooled on the ways of love by one of her ladies-in-waiting, by the way. In any case, actress Sophie Turner has quit school because yucky teachers tell you what to do there and hey, she's just a teenager and sh...
Hey, didn't you love Atonement, that Pride and Prejudice remake and Bend It Like Beckham? Still watch Love, Actually every Christmas and cry your eyes out over a plate of sugar cookies? Well, you're going to love this story because it's about Keira Knightley, who hasn't really been doing much since then. (Shut up, I know she's had other roles, I just don't care about them.) Keira's engaged to some bro - sorry, she's English - some bloke named James Righton from The Klaxons, who also haven't be...
Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. Remember guys, the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.
As for last week’s Melissa McCarthy and Sandra Bullock photo, here's the winner below. It was slim pickings last week, so you've got to meet us halfway, s...
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard were rumoured to be dating for ages, with some reports even suggesting that they were engaged last November, even though it was never even confirmed that they were anything more than friends to begin with and Amber was still apparently with ex-girlfriend and photographer Tasya Van Ree. Then apparently they split up in January so Amber could get her lady lovin' on with some French model and now I guess maybe they're back together again or something? Oh, I don't even know...
Being a human being is an awesome thing - our bodies autonomously work for nearly a hundred years (if we're lucky) without being hooked up to any power source or anything. We can walk and talk and have sex and run experiments and write books and all these wonderful things. Humanity is grand! Of course, anything so amazing has its downfall, and that comes in the form of illness of any kind, physical or mental. bipolar II disorder is one of them and it's a damn shame that Catherine Zeta-Jones i...
The founder of Spanx wants you to stop giving Kim Kardashian such a hard time [The Superficial]
Reese Witherspoon's baby took her brain with it on its way out of her vagina [Lainey Gossip]
Want to see Salma Hayek's bra under her see-through top? Well, okay then [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
So, Martha Stewart used to be an incredibly gorgeous model! [The Frisky]
'Teen Mom' Farrah pleads not guilty to DUI, won't go away no matter what [Starpulse]
Kendall and Kylie Jenner get caught in their bikinis, not that they were hiding [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Emily Blunt l...
Listen, when it comes to Kim Kardashian's nether regions, Ray J most definitely hit it first. Well, the first time it was filmed and released in a sex tape, anyway. And while he wrote an entire track to commemorate the relationship, he wants everyone to know it's all in good fun and that they shouldn't think too hard about it. Except do, because now there's a music video and it's horrendous/hilarious.
I'm not sure what the funniest part of this video is - Ray J's glowing car, Ray J hanging out in front of private planes like he can afford them, how the Kim K lookalike can only be shot with one part of her body on screen at a time or you'd be able to tell how NOT like Kim K she looks... need I go on? I wish I could even say this song is catchy, but instead it just makes me feel like Ray J has Tourette's. />
Listen, when it comes to Kim Kardashian's nether regions, Ray J most definitely hit it first. Well, the first time it was filmed and released in a sex tape, anyway. And while he wrote an entire track to commemorate the relationship, he wants everyone to know it's all in good fun and that they shouldn't think too hard about it. Except do, because now there's a music video and it's horrendous/hilarious.
I'm not sure what the funniest part of this video is - Ray J's glowing car, Ray J hanging out in front of private planes like he can afford them, how the Kim K lookalike can only be shot with one part of her body...
Amanda Bynes has been thirsty for Drake for ages, even going so far as to tell the entire Twitter population that she wanted him to "murder [her] vagina". However, she seemed to change her tune on Monday night for no apparent reason, leaving two different but equally bizarre tweets pointing to her love for young Aubrey being all but over - rawr!
Loving far apart eyes @draketwitpic.com/cmzggb— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) April 30, 2013
Then, a few hours later, there's this (is th...
John Stamos wants everyone to know how he lost his virginity, and wants to know how his famous friends lost their virginities, so that he can make a show about it. Uncle Jesse Full House joke here, you do it, I can't think of anything.
No, but really, 10 years ago MTV bought the show Losing My Virginity With John Stamos in which Mr. Stamos would sit down with celebrity guests who would share their own loss of virginity stories. (Why do we say "lose your virginity"? I mean hopefully you kn...
Pink is still around, making music, and is on the cover of Glamour's June issue. And honestly, I'm surprised. I didn't think she would still be here. Not hating, just surprised.
I think she thinks she's outrageous -- Glamour certainly thinks so, or is at least trying to sell this angle, as they refer to her as a "badass" -- but I don't really see anything outrageous in posing with your hands in your mouth and defending the use of the word "slut." A lot of women aren't comfortable with the word and...
Courtney Stodden, the 18 year-old bride of Some Dude From Lost, makes me smile when I'm feeling blue. She's the quintessential non celebrity. I like to check in on her every once in a while and see how she's doing. I'm still not entirely convinced that she's a real person. Maybe this entire persona is a Joaquin type situation.
Ms. Stodden recently went to The Ivy, the saddest place you could go if you're a celebrity. Real celebrities do not go to The Ivy. You only go to The Ivy if you despe...
Looks like Sansa Stark is getting too big for her britches despite being a glorified prisoner in House Lannister. That's me talking about Game of Thrones like I've watched more than one episode and didn't just fast-forward that episode to the part where Daenerys Targaryen was getting schooled on the ways of love by one of her ladies-in-waiting, by the way. In any case, actress Sophie Turner has quit school because yucky teachers tell you what to do there and hey, she's just a teenager and sh...
Hey, didn't you love Atonement, that Pride and Prejudice remake and Bend It Like Beckham? Still watch Love, Actually every Christmas and cry your eyes out over a plate of sugar cookies? Well, you're going to love this story because it's about Keira Knightley, who hasn't really been doing much since then. (Shut up, I know she's had other roles, I just don't care about them.) Keira's engaged to some bro - sorry, she's English - some bloke named James Righton from The Klaxons, who also haven't be...
Hello, beeters! It’s that time again – a new photo, a new chance to caption for some awesome Evil Beet prizes. Remember guys, the harder the conflict, the more glorious the triumph. Therefore, take a look at the photo above and give us your funniest, most unique captions below, then check back next week to find out if you’ve won.
As for last week’s Melissa McCarthy and Sandra Bullock photo, here's the winner below. It was slim pickings last week, so you've got to meet us halfway, s...
Johnny Depp and Amber Heard were rumoured to be dating for ages, with some reports even suggesting that they were engaged last November, even though it was never even confirmed that they were anything more than friends to begin with and Amber was still apparently with ex-girlfriend and photographer Tasya Van Ree. Then apparently they split up in January so Amber could get her lady lovin' on with some French model and now I guess maybe they're back together again or something? Oh, I don't even know...
Being a human being is an awesome thing - our bodies autonomously work for nearly a hundred years (if we're lucky) without being hooked up to any power source or anything. We can walk and talk and have sex and run experiments and write books and all these wonderful things. Humanity is grand! Of course, anything so amazing has its downfall, and that comes in the form of illness of any kind, physical or mental. bipolar II disorder is one of them and it's a damn shame that Catherine Zeta-Jones i...
The founder of Spanx wants you to stop giving Kim Kardashian such a hard time [The Superficial]
Reese Witherspoon's baby took her brain with it on its way out of her vagina [Lainey Gossip]
Want to see Salma Hayek's bra under her see-through top? Well, okay then [Taxi Driver Movie - NSFW]
So, Martha Stewart used to be an incredibly gorgeous model! [The Frisky]
'Teen Mom' Farrah pleads not guilty to DUI, won't go away no matter what [Starpulse]
Kendall and Kylie Jenner get caught in their bikinis, not that they were hiding [Drunken Stepfather - NSFW]
Emily Blunt l...
Amanda Bynes has been thirsty for Drake for ages, even going so far as to tell the entire Twitter population that she wanted him to "murder [her] vagina". However, she seemed to change her tune on Monday night for no apparent reason, leaving two different but equally bizarre tweets pointing to her love for young Aubrey being all but over - rawr!
Loving far apart eyes @draketwitpic.com/cmzggb— Amanda Bynes (@AmandaBynes) April 30, 2013
Then, a few hours later, there's this (is th...