It’s that time again, ladies and gents – another week, another Caption This contest. We’ve got some excellent secret prizes in store for the winner, but you can only win if you enter, so get commenting – and be sure to leave your email address, or else we won’t be able to contact you if you’re our pick.
First, though, here’s the winner from last week’s Morrissey picture, who won me over with his dramatic, existential caption that fits Moz all too well:
Winner: Edgar with “We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars”
Runner up: Anonymous with “I am slapping the next person that asks me if I wrote the theme song for Charmed.”
So, what’s Jennifer Lawrence saying in the above photo? Give us your best in the comments below, and check back this time next week to find out who wins!
She has such an obvious lazy eye.
10 days in total darkness will sort that right out.
Gotta love Edgar’s Oscar Wilde quote!
JLaw “So then I felt a tug on the line, and we pulling this weird fucking looking fish into the boat. Seriously, it looked just like this.”
Jennifer Lawrence: Oscar winner and brand new John Hamm fan.
Her explaning the facial expression made as she was about to fall on the steps at the Oscars.
” LITTLE CEASERS HAS HOT & READY PIZZA’S FOR JUST $5!!!!!”
BREAKING NEWS…….. How to make sure the paparazzi don’t catch celebrities eating………INVISIBLE BURGERS!!!!!!
Wow it is big but don’t worry it’ll fit, look!!
Jennifer found it quite ironic that at a Oscars after party that no one could get she was signing that she was choking on a cocktail weiner. I won a best actress oscar for cryin out loud and yet nobody believed I was choking !!!
Gotta love Edgar’s Oscar Wilde quote!
“And then he whispered that it was rea- Wait. WAIT. OH. MY. GOD. I KNOW THE ENDING TO INCEPTION!”
jack promised he wouldn’t cum in my mouth!!!
Geez! I didn’t realize it was that big!
I’m pretty sure it will fit Jack.
I could have played Linda Lovelace better! Watch this!
You really should wear shoes, especially since you have 6 TOES!
wow that’s big but i can handle it!!!!!!!!
Looks like Vivid put together an Oscar winners themed blow up doll line.
How big of a Penis do I have to swallow
Oh my God I just tripped over my underware.glad I wore clean ones.
“This is how I get all of my acting roles.”
Oh my gawd I did it I swallowed my Oscar. Why did that crazy old bitch Emmanuelle Riva make me do that?
Funny, when I was taking all those acting classes all my male teachers told me this was the one skill I really needed to master if I wanted to give … I mean get … ahead in this business..
Jennifer Lawrence is caught giving Casper a BJ!!!
OMG! All those burritos are coming back up !
“I sharted!! OMG.”
hey what’s up .. why are you seeing below
http://the-powerful-and-effective-weight-loss-supplement.wallinside.com/
“Is THAT what gential warts look like?!”
Okay, what do you think of my “O” face?
So its true in regards to once you go black!
She just saw Kim Kardashian’s bum in real life and is stunned.
That is one big dick!!!