In an excerpt from her new book, Drinking & Tweeting and Other Brandi Blunders, our favorite reality show star, Brandi Glanvillle, talked subjects like “rejuvenating” her vagina, how Eddie waffled between her and LeAnn from the early beginnings of his affair, and what the end result of all the cheating was.
About her vagina, Brandi said:
I decided that since Eddie had ruined my vagina for me, he could pay for a new one. I gave [the doctor’s office] Eddie’s credit card number. This pretty intense surgery had an even more intense price tag: $12,000. A brand-new vagina would be an Eddie-free vagina.
And prior to purging Eddie from her ladyparts, she discussed what it was like finding out that her husband had an affair with the one, the only—LeAnn Rimes:
I’m not entirely sure how I ended up on the floor of my closet sobbing … a teary-eyed Eddie found me lying there. Minutes later, and without saying so much as a word, he started kissing me all over … and we started having sex right there. He swore up and down my body that it wasn’t true … that it was completely innocent. In that moment, it was easier to believe him, because I just couldn’t stand the thought of being without him.
Later in the book, it was revealed how Eddie and LeAnn’s behavior immediately changed after coming clean about the affair, and Brandi also addressed a cake frosting incident that happened at one of the new couple’s first public appearances together:
LeAnn had ‘accidentally’ smeared some cake frosting on her top (she was still a bigger girl and completely flat-chested at the time) and asked my husband, not realizing that I was standing behind the both of them, if he wanted lick it off her. This woman asked my husband if he wanted to eat the frosting mess she’d dropped on her nonexistent chest? He hadn’t realized I was there, either, and he laughed with hungry eyes at the suggestion.
Last, Brandi talked about how the affair had sent her into a “tail-spin” that ultimately resulted in a DUI arrest:
[Eddie] promised he would never marry LeAnn, but that was just one of the countless lies he told me. … I was a jobless, homeless, mother of two living out of her $1,200-a-month SUV and couch-surfing from one hospitable friend to the next. After my divorce — even with the help of Lexapro — I fell into a bit of a tailspin [and an eventual DUI arrest]. … White wine became my constant shoulder to lean on.
Gosh, guys. The more I hear about Brandi Glanville and her side of the story, the more I pity her. I mean, it’s crazy. I pity her for more reasons than I pity LeAnn Rimes, and though I pity LeAnn Rimes for an entirely different array of causes, it’s still quite a bit. What a f-cking hot mess of a situation, you know? I love it so, so much.
I’m sorry that she went through all of that. But I think that publishing things like this show a complete lack of dignity.
I mean, she complains about Leann putting her children in danger But then she puts out a book full of all of these details that her children and everyone her children meets will have available to read for the rest of their lives. I know that isn’t physical danger but I can’t imagine the depth of the potential embarrassment and awkwardness. I’m still Team Brandi. I still think Leann and Eddie are skanky. I just think that there is more than enough personal crap about this situation floating around in public. I don’t think writing this book was a good choice.
I think it is a good choice for her because she wants to be financially independent. Leann already shared on twitter that she had the surgery. Some mistress of Eddie’s already went on extra and spilled the beans about their affair. SO I think its already out there. she may as well make some money off it.
shussshhh we don’t give our opinion lest guest decides to take it up on us. We just lay low.
@mireee
Now you are on the victim bandwagon with CHAZ? The problem isn’t with sharing opinions. The problem comes when a certain Leann fan(aka CHAZ) goes berserk when things don’t work out for Leann and resorts to name calling, posting about how he wants to see photos of dirty tampons, playing the victim and rewriting history, and using Caption This for all the wrong purposes.
bruv it’s a joke? I don’t know who these people are, I’m European and they’re nobodies over here. If it weren’t for EB I wouldn’t know who they are. I was just joking because you seem to take everything to heart, but rest assured I am team nobody. I’d actually take you for a pint if I could because I like people with strong opinions. Come on, it was just a friendly jab. We’re cool.
I wonder which set of lips she opted for… Mick Jagger or the Carly Simon
Drive thru beef curtains.
@Liz
Just like the posts CAS made on The Superficial!
“Laughed with hungry eyes?” How does one respond to this? I’m speechless
I am also impressed by how strong Brandi is. I watched an episode of RHOBH and Adrienne’s husband was screaming in her face over her revealing that Adrienne used a surrogate and I was surprised how well she kept it together. Also I loved when she told Eddie’s mistress “don’t you dare cry, this isn’t about you. Im the one who lost my family”. I think Brandi is crass and she needs some refinement but she is the only honest one on the show as far as I can see.
I really like her, too. Maybe her delivery is a little off, but I don’t think she’s a liar – like Maloof. I think she speaks her mind without a filter and it pisses people off, especially those who think they’re “somebody” and are used to yes-men. She’s also been very up-front about hustling to make money to support herself and her boys, with both the book and the sexy parties. I don’t doubt that she’s working her butt off and she deserves to tell her side of the story. Like LeAnn isn’t running to any outlet that will grant her an interview… And you know she will read that book. She will POUR over every. single. page. She will read & re-read the super intimate details. Then, she’ll cry and go buy Eddie a new car and have a threesome with him & “Lizzie” in a vain attempt to keep his peen from wandering.
If Eddie paid for the new vagina, did he also pay for her new face? She looks like a rubber-faced monster! That aside, WHAT is wrong with these people?! Those poor boys,having to hear ALL about their parents sex lives.Got a feeling Eddie will also be paying for therapy later.
Eddie will be paying later on? What does he do that earns him money right now? His ride is just about over when he finally spends all of Leann’s money. Not many wealthy women want a leering-faced loser like Eddie.
He must be Something right that these two crazies are fighting each other in public,saying how great in bed he is and generally losing all self-respect they may once have had (Leann that is! I’ve a feeling Brandi never had any) Remember when Leann was actually famous for being a great singer,not a crazy woman? I miss that time.
I don’t really know what to say, except that it seems like a damn embarrassment for womankind that two grown ass woman are essentially at each others throats over a man, when there are small children involved. Eddie is blissfully quiet over this, huh? These women need to get over themselves and their petty drama.
Perfectly stated.
What we also learn from Brandi’s book is that Leann shares personal information about Brandi with her fans, which contradicts what Leann told Jimmy K. 2 of Leann’s most loyal fans were tweeting about and posting on several sites about Brandi’s vaginal surgery way back in 2010. The only way they would have known this is because Leann told them.
Oh god! Who invited crazy?? You are one SAD little man Guest!
@Lindy/HINZZ
Oh god! Who invited crazy?? You are one SAD little man STACE2u, oops I mean “lindy”!
I love how CHAZ and now “lindy” are going berserk, Leann must have a major pr stunt planned for today because these two are going nuts!
Ok loon, my nickname is hunzz not hinzz and… i’m a real life girl of 24 from england called lindy.You have this pathalogical need to have the last word don’t you? its like you have to keep spewing your repetitive obsessive reactions online to justify your existence. What’s the odds you’ll respond to this?
@LINDY/HINZZZ
More name calling? Ok loon who uses two different namesin one thread and then whines and makes excuses because someone noticed that the icons for those “different” posters was the same(HUNZZ for her 1st post and then LINDY for the rest of the thread)! Hahahahahaha Its like you have to keep spewing your repetitive obsessive reactions online to justify your existence. What’s the odds you’ll respond to this? What’s the odds that your next response to me will yet be another post name calling?
BTW, doesn’t Leann talk on twitter to a bunch of people from England?
So how come you only brought up that your nickname is “hunzz” only after I demonstrated that same email address=same icon.
Yeah,me and leann are always chatting over tea and scones.she sends her regards. Knew you would respond by repeating what i’d already said (what IS that about?) Your twisted logic is like spaghetti, you keep repeating yourself and then accussing everyone else of being obsessive all the while coming across as a paranoid obsessive.Whats your obsession with leann rimes? or my name change for that matter? Don’t you see that people on these boards laugh at you? that they think you’re pathetic? so are so sad, a sad little man sat behind a keyboard furiously responding to EVERY reply. Take a pill and lighten up XxX
@Lindy
Be sure to post the photos of you and Leann having tea & scones to your twitter accounts, including the one you use to stalk and harass Brandi, okay! BTW, Whats your obsession with Brandi and anyone who doesn’t like leann rimes? What’s your obsession with using names that don’t belong to you?
Don’t you see that people on these boards and all the people who are comparing what you write here to what you wrote on other sites are laughing at you? That they think you’re pathetic? So are so sad, a sad little man sat behind a keyboard furiously responding to EVERY reply. Take a pill and lighten up “Lindy”.
You aren’t laughing, you are having a complete and total meltdown!
Poor “Lindy”. He is upset because someone dared to take his words and apply them to what he is doing. You gotta love posters like “lindy”! Since I am repeating what you said(the only thing that changed is that I added your name), by your very own logic you admit that your logic is twisted like spaghetti. When did I accuse ayone of being obsessed? That’s right I didn’t. I simply reposted what YOU posted. So once again you are upset when your words are applied to you. Why?
As I told you before, the only reason I pointed out your name “lindy” is because there was a person going by that name on another site and that person wasn’t anti-Brandi or a Leann fan.
This is becoming a regular thing for you and CHAZ, so no one is being paranoid.
I find it hilarious that “Lindy” is talking about being obsessed. Look at how many posts he made. And then he just can’t understand why anyone would call him out on silly it is for him to tell anyone that they are obsessed when he is doing exactly what he lectures others on.
“Lindy” is just upset because I said something about the two hate post he made about Brandi using two different names. It wasn’t until I questioned why HUNZZ and LINDY had the same icons and then demonstrated that the icons are specific to a email address, that “lindy” finally admitted that he was also posting as Hunzzz.
The media is really putting out a lot of misinformation. First the media writes that Leann was crying because Brandi said “Go F” herself, but the problem is that Leann’s “crying” spell happened hours before Brandi’s book promotion even took place. Now today the media is also giving the wrong timelines, saying that the cake incident between Leann and Eddie happened after Brandi found out about Eddie and Leann’s affair. So where did this misinformation come from?
Leann is also doing damage control. A “source”(aka Leann) told Fox News that Leann has read Brandi’s book and that her feelings were hurt about how much the book talks about her. Why would Leann be hurt about Brandi talking about how Leann actively pursued her husband, especially when Leann had no problem talking about it in her song Borrowed and to Katie, Giuliana, Leno, Jimmy K, and Nancy? What’s also odd, the source says that Leann is shocked about how much Brandi talks about her kids in the book. Leann acts like she was the one who gave birth to Brandi’s kids.
Wow…. I bet you make “angry” love, don’t you?
Leann said to CHAZ, “Wow…. I bet you make “angry” love, don’t you?”
Ummm, great comeback? C’mon, surely you can come up a reply that’s SOMEWHAT original, right?
Besides, I’ve already told you,I wouldn’t do Leann with YOUR dick!
Eddie told CHAZ, “Besides, I’ve already told you, I wouldn’t do Leann with YOUR dick!”
@CHAZ
Orginal? Says the 49 yo who gets off on photos of dirty tampons who got upset in the Selena G thread when someone called him creepy!
Seriously? You, the 49 yo who could only come up with “your mom” and “your mom’s mom” comments, is going to sit here and write a post about great comebacks and being orginal? Hahahaha. Are things really that bad for Leann? So CHAZ how long are you going to throw a tantrum today?
Ok. i officially throw my hands up, i’m done trying to talk logically to you. You sir, are Fuc£ing Crazy! I enjoy reading and commenting on articles on this site and have enjoyed winding you up but trying to talk sensibly to you is like trying to to talk to a paranoid schizophrenic having a breakdown.You’ll reply victorious that you’ve won the argument, but… what exactly have you won? people were having lighthearted banter in here till you arrived and everyone went to another post. I feel sorry for you, in real life you must not be much fun to have around, you seem really sad, forcing your opinions on people even though they laugh @ you for it. I’ll leave you alone on this brandi’s new vagina post and go comment on another. Relax mr, you’ll live longer XxX
Lindy, no one can reason with guest. Hang tough, enjoy the meltdown. EvilBeet Gossip: Come for the tits, stay for the twits!
@Lindy
Relax mr, you’ll live longer Xxx This is why you are so hilarious. Don’t you tell the BBs the same thing when you tweet to them?You sir, are Fuc£ing Crazy! I enjoy reading and commenting on articles on this site and have enjoyed winding you up but trying to talk sensibly to you is like trying to to talk to a paranoid schizophrenic having a breakdown. You’ll reply victorious that you’ve won the argument, but… what exactly have you won? I feel sorry for you, in real life you must not be much fun to have around, you seem really sad, forcing your opinions on people even though they laugh @ you for it(not only do they laugh but you.
Come on we all know you aren’t going to “leave me alone”, today is even worse for Leann. You are going to show up using a different name. Or even better go to another website or twitter and post what you just posted here.
Here are the problems with your logic:
Everyone went to another post when I came? That’s really odd because if you look at the time stamps on the posts, except for you, “Liz”, and one other person everyone else stopped posting at around 10 something. My first post came at 11 something. So how could everyone leave the thread when I came when everyone, except for you and Liz, stopped posting long before I showed up? Seriously. Before you post it, think it through. I love how you spin things even when the evidence doesn’t even support what you are saying.
Seriously? You were talking logically? Since when is name calling and being hypocritical talking logically? Besides, the post you made at 11:13 am contradicts what you just said. If your intentions were to have a logical discussions, then you would have never made that post in the first place.
People were having lighthearted banter? Really? Where? I love how posters like “lindy” will argue their point of view even when the evidence sitting in their face doesn’t even support what they are saying.
Someone told me that you made this same comment on another site, but your name was MIMI when you did.
@CHAZ
Says the 49 yo who takes pleasure in photos of dirty tampons!
@”Lindy” no one can reason with CHAZ. He does these stupid things and then he can’t quite figure out why people think he is so creepy. Like how he submitted posts to Caption This about me and then was slammed for using Caption This to fuel his vendetta.
Hang tough, everyone is enjoying CHAZ’s the meltdown. Everyone except Leann.
I’m reading this while booking a bipolar off meds in a manic phase into CMH. The irony is not lost on the moment. And @guest would that be 10 eastern or pacific time? Or perhaps your operation off crazy time.
Well hell Liz, what can I say? I was bored!
@CHAZ
Leann said to CHAZ, “Well hell Liz, what can I say? I was bored! So I sent CHAZ to EB to stir things up.”
I still think EB should have “I AM CHAZ” tshirts.
That would be cool…..
@Liz
CHAZ, the 49 yo man who makes posts that sounds like he stalks little girls in his neighborhood? Of course you want shirts with your name on it! But seriously, they haven’t made you shirts yet? Maybe you have to win a certain amount of Caption This first! How many have you won so far?
It’s nice when CHAZ/LIZ confirm what we are saying!
What would be cool is if CHAZ had better coping mechanisms! No one would even know Leann was losing it if it weren’t for CHAZ throwing these tantrums every single day!
Ok, heading out for a run and then hit the steam. Goodnight Liz, Bonnakins!
@CHAZ
A run and steam? More like you are going out to be the creepy neighborhood stalker! Didn’t that serial killer who dressed up in women’s underwear use that same line about running and hitting steam when he was out doing horrible things to his victims?
Have a good run Chaz!
@Liz
Of course CHAZ is going to have a good “run”, he is going out patrolling for more victims!
Victim of Chaz. Yep. I’d wear that on a tshirt. There’s a good opportunity for income here.
CHAZ/Lindy – now you’re literally talking to yourself online… Do you maintain two facebook accounts? Twitter? Probably not since you’re too stupid/lazy to create more than one e-mail address. I’ll just assume that you post updates about that fugly creature all day, while you like and comment on your own status.
@”Liz”
No, you are are a victim of your bruised ego. Of course you would wear the T shirt, you are desperately trying to prove to everyone that you are liked because people think you are creepy. There’s a good opportunity for income here, well Leann has to make her money somehow. Why not use her most loyal fans to do it?
This is too funny. Go to Leann’s twitter account and what do you see? There is a person who has been tweeting to Leann who ends every post with XxX(XxX) or XX. This is what I mean, why do posters like “Lindy” argue that people are being paranoid when clicking on Leann’s twitter account confirms what people have been saying all along?
Guess who is tweeting? Leann. See, I told you it was coming!
Wait, you mean you predicted that Leann would use Twitter at some point? You, my friend, are a F*CKING GENIUS.
I love it when people like Harriet Meadow try to sound so funny! Now that is being a F*cking Genius.
Like I pointed out in the previous thread, an hour before Leann is gearing up to have another meltdown on twitter, CHAZ shows up here having one. Sure enough after CHAZ went through his craziness, Leann starts tweeting?
Have you ever noticed any connection between your own craziness and Leann’s tweeting? Just curious.
Ok, I admit it…. I CONTROL LEANN, I AM THE PUPPETMASTER! Leann doesn’t take a tinkle without me saying it’s ok. I am, in fact, a modern day Svengali. I orchestrate everything in her life. I can’t go on living this double life! Thank you “guest” for giving me the freedom to state thisnin public!
@Harriet Meadows
Have you ever noticed any connection between your own craziness and Leann’s tweeting? Just curious.
@Liz
Says the person who submitted a comment to Caption This about me to fuel his vendetta! Based on how you have been acting since yesterday and over the weekend, the bipolar off meds is you!
Poor Liz, since I pointed out the huge flaw in “Lindy’s” logic(comments ending at around 10 and my post at 11), now it is playing dumb. And it wants to talk about irony. So then “Liz” is operating on crazy time! But “Liz” gets an E for effort!
@CHAZ
No dear, we are not saying that you control Leann. What people are saying is that Leann controls YOU, sending you here and several of the people she tweets with to do her dirty work, just like what was written in Radaronline article!
Ok, will Leann finally admit it…. that she CONTROLs CHAZ and his PUPPETMASTER! CHAZ doesn’t take a tinkle without Leann saying it’s ok. Leann, is in fact, a modern day Svengali in regards to CHAZ. Leann orchestrates everything in his life. CHAZ can’t go on living his double life, especially when people are questioning how Leann’s fan(the one awho has an obsession for tampons just like CHAZ) knew about Brandi’s vaginal surgery since in 2010 he was tweeting about it and in 2011 made several parody cartoons about it! Thank you “CHAZ” for trying to give Leann the freedom to state thisn in public!
Dear???? Fuck, that’s a nut shrinker! I think you’re secretly jealous that Brandi had her vagina refaced while your flaps look like folds of psoriasis….
Sorry for the visual folks….
@CHAZ
CHAZ is secretly jealous that Brandi had her vagina refaced while his flaps look like folds of psoriasis….could that be the motive behind those parody cartoons that were made in 2011 about Brandi’s surgery?
@CHAZ
And then you can’t figure out why people think you are some creepy old man who lives in his mother’s basement! I hope you don’t live near any schools!
Aww Chaz, my kid just threw up at the dinner table. Relly didn’t need that visual…
Really, really.
@bonnakins
Are you sure you it wasn’t you who threw up after having one to many beers? I love how you claim that you don’t have time for any of this, yet here you are again!
Bonnakins, my apologies to you and your little one! Truth be told, I vurped a couple times while writing it.
The kid is in bed. He puked at the dinner table. I am not going to apologise to the world for drinking beer. Beer is God’s way of saying “I love you”. I love beer.
Nor should you….. Do you know what single malt scotch distillers call the scotch that evaporates? Its known as the “angels share”
@bonnakins: You should because everytime you drink beer, you come here and go nuts!
@CHAZ: No you didn’t. You did even vurp when you asked for photos of dirty tampons! You don’t even vurp when you make those “creepy” posts. Seriously, “bonnakins” doesn’t need to drink. Look at what she just said, she is drinking now because her child is in the bed! Strange how I knew she was drinking just based on the two posts to you!
Actually I’m not drinking tonight. I am still recovering from dinner.
@bonnakins
And you are still posting even though you claim to be so above it all. You are drinking. It’s why you said: “I am not going to apologise to the world for drinking beer.”(this is after I asked if it was you who threw up after having way too many beers).
Wow you people sure have a lot of repressed anger around this vaginal refacement issue. I didn’t know it was possible to have Strong feelings about it.
CHAZ is upset because I pointed out that just like “Lindy” there is a Leann fan who ends all of her sentences with XxX(xXx) or XX! And then he wonders how people know what they know. Because Leann and her fans are very good at doucumenting their bad behavior. Just look at how people located the tweets from Leann’s fan and BFF making fun of Brandi’s vaginal sugery in 2010 and 2011, before Brandi revealed it in her book.
@CHAZ
Everytime you make one of your “creepy” posts, it reminds me of that character from Lovely Bones, the man who kidnapped and tortured the little girls.
See? Now that’s an original post! Good on you, you deranged goon you!
@CHAZ
See? Now that’s an original post! No, I’m just kidding. If you are going to lecture someone on orginality then you should come up with something other than name calling and making those “creepy” comments which makes people think you stalk little girls in your neighborhood. Good on you, you deranged goon you!
I can’t wait for the movie!
No wonder CHAZ is having quite the meltdown here! This really is a bad week for Leann. So by Thur, CHAZ and his personalities are going to be even worse because:
Scheana, the woman Eddie cheated with while he was supposed to be committed to Leann, is going to be on WWHL tonight and then The View on Friday along with the rest of the cast of Lisa’s show.
Brandi is going to be on Jay Leno tomorrow.
Brandi did an interview with Glamour magazine and that interview reveals even more about what she went through with Eddie and Leann concerning her kids(ie-Leann sending taunting texts to Brandi about her kids).
A lot of people are asking how Leann’s fan/friend knew about Brandi’s vaginal surgery because in 2011 he made several parody cartoons about it(which means he could have only known because Leann told him). It’s getting a lot of attention from people on twitter.
Media outlets keep releasing even more and more tidbits from Brandi’s book.
Have you got a vagina?
@Blasted
Have you got a vagina? What’s with all these Leann fans and their obsessions with vaginas? They seem to act like teenage boys!
I’ll be sure to make her the subject matter of Chapter 1 in the new book I’m writing, “The Extinction of Class in America.”
I just scrolled past all the hoopla to say this!: Google “lizzy leann” and in less than a minute you’ll find comments all over a JustJared post made by GWEN – you will see clear as day that’s our dear guest & she gets AROUND. Hello, Pot? It’s Kettle, wuddup…
Gold star for u!
@”Liz”
Not really! Because now “pikki nikki polka pants”(aka Athena) has to explain why he has been using the name of the teacher’s husband to make posts on that site! I saw the comments, even the ones where several people reported him! And speaking of getting around, have you seen The Superficial! Of course you have, you made the same posts about beefcurtains on that site just like you did yesterday!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RntnWA4LQmM
@pikki nikki polka pan
So after you stalked that person on The Superficial and that other lady on Radaronline because you thought it was me, this is what someone sent you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RntnWA4LQmM
And you said you don’t have time for this! You posted a youtube video, a photo of a cartoon character, and even more paragraphs? You have increased the crazy to 10 fold today. What’s the matter, ANON?
I can see why you are so agitated! Radaronline posted another excerpt from Brandi’s book about how she would make out with other women just to keep Eddie happy. What’s that? The same thing is happening to Leann? So that is what this is about? Because I was right about Leann, Lizzy, and Eddie?
@pikki nikki polka pants
I just scrolled past all the hoopla to say this!: Google “lizzy leann” and in less than a minute you’ll find comments all over a JustJared post made by ANON(who posts on Just Jared using various names-many of the names are those he hijacked from people’s twitter accounts. Speaking of twitter accounts did you know that pikki nikki polka pants was using the name of the teacher’s husband to make posts. Yes, the teacher who Leann is suing. pikki nikki polka pants was using his name to make posts. Sad. ) – you will see clear as day that’s our dear CHAZ/pikki nikki polka pants & she gets AROUND. Hello, Pot? It’s Kettle, wuddup…Be sure to make your rounds to The Superficial, now those posts are quite interesting!
there I go getting accused of some crazy ass bullshit again! ACTually. i only care to comment here, for life gets too busy to go spreadin’ my snarkiness on other sites; i just really don’t have time for that. the commenters here are much more entertaining anyway. i simply used some common sense to do my quick research & BAM! we know who you are, Gwen, and you are trackable + easy to spot AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL over them internetz. good job. i see the regulars on other sites are giving you a hard time too – what a coincidence that SO many people have the same identity issues that you accuse us all of! very peculiar indeed. the whole world’s going berserk, ain’t it…
@pikki nikki polka pan
If you wouldn’t do crazy ass bullshit, then people wouldn’t have to call you out on it. Right! You “Only” post here! I heard that one before. Then one day “guest1” accused me of being a poster on The Superficial and I found out that the person who kept saying that they weren’t posting on other sites, really was posting on other sites. Not only was she posting on other sites, she was stalking and harassing people on those sites as well.
That’s too funny. You don’t have time for that and yet the posts that you have been making here for two days straights contradict you. Look at the paragraph you just wrote, and you claim you don’t have time? And the paragraph you wrote last? And the one you wrote the day before. So if you just don’t have time, how exactly do you explain all these posts you have been making here? You don’t have time, yet look at how you are acting! Obviously I was right!
And I too used common sense to do a quick research & BAM! We know you are ANON/Ican’tbelievethis/irena/ and you are VERY tracable + easy to spot AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL over them internetz and twitter. Wasn’t there a NICOLE who would tweet to Leann and then turn around and harass Brandi on twitter? Hi NICOLE! good job. i see the regulars on other sites are reporting you and giving you a hard time too for all the trouble you start with them(I even heard about how you sit on twitter all day long and falsely report the Brandi fans over and over for spamming)– what a coincidence that SO many people have the same identity issues that you accuse us all of! Remember the poster from The Superficial you stalked because you thought it was me? And that person from Radaronline, what was her name again? You stalked that woman so badly that she had to delete her account. very peculiar indeed. the whole world’s going berserk, well not the world, just you and Leann!, ain’t it…Did you tell everyone how you stalked Brandi using that twitter account “nicole”? “Nicole” why did you stalk and harass Brandi?
Pikki, you are a doll!
berserk berserk!!!!!
found Gwen’s pic – what a babe; just needs to smoke a J or 2:
http://nomoredirtylooks.com/wp-content/uploads/ack1.jpg
@CHAZ
You are a Doll? Isn’t that what Leann tweeted to her fans after they bashed Brandi on twitter?
berserk berserk!!!!!
found “pikki nikki polka pants” pic –
what a babe; just needs to smoke a J or 2:
http://nomoredirtylooks.com/wp-content/uploads/ack1.jpg
@pikki nikki polka pants
Didn’t you say that your name was “nicole”? Did you know that there was nicole who harassed and stalked Brandi on twitter?
This is why “Liz”/pikki nikki polka pants is flipping out(yes Leann had a minor meltdown on twitter lastnight):
Leann making a passive aggressive dig at Brandi because as she told Jimmy K she doesn’t engage in the twitter fued with Brandi(she posted a youtube video of a song called you Bring Me Sunshine): “My mother in law rules…. How sweet is this?! It came with the note “you’ve brought so much joy to my son and this family.”
Isn’t Leann paying Eddie’s parent’s bills? Sunshine=Money. If Leann bought so much joy to Eddie why are Eddie’s friends telling people how miserable he is being married to Leann, why is Leann constantly changing herself to please Eddie, and why is Leann giving her fans personal information about Brandi which they then take to twitter to make parody cartoons with that information?
Leann made a cameo on a makeover reality tv show on Style Network lastnight, and from the looks of her “Did everyone watch style network” tweet, she must be upset because it was overshadowed by Brandi’s book. The Dailymail released photos from the show. What’s creepy, why is Leann being made over to look like Brandi? Many of the clothing choices that this team “picked” for Leann are things we have seen Brandi wearing on RHOBH. The outfit they picked for Leann is one that got a lot bad feedback when she wore it on the red carpet. Leann complains about how everyone is looking in her life and then she invites camera into her house and closet?
I read that whole headline wrong, I thought it said that she had ‘replaced’ her vagina, like whaat!?
All I know of Brandi is from seeing her on RH, where she seems like a breath if fresh air in a sea of pretence and air-kissing. What is clear from this feature above is that she was treated like dirt by this pair, it’s unfortunate if one party in a marriage does fall for someone else, but it happens. That’s when you need to get honest. What is really disgusting is how she was lied to, once this had happened, as this was an opportunity for her ‘husband’ to admit it, instead, there was the ‘closet denial’ scene above. That was really spineless and disrespectful on his part, not how the mother if your children should be treated.
I hate Twitter, so never read it, but if Leann is tweeting relentlesly and mobilising others in an effort to upset Brandi, she must feel continually insecure, otherwise why would she bother? She would be too busy having a happy life with ‘hubby’…same for all the sex talk, there’s an old saying, ‘if you’re talking about it, you’re not doing it!’
Obviously Eddie is happy for her to do all this ‘ex bashing’, which only goes to show what the future holds for her if he ever finds a better gravy train to hang on to!
Yep. There was a poster by the name of “Nicole” who stalked and harassed Brandi! I wonder if that is the same “nicole” who is posting here…
Wow this comment thread is wacky.
Of course it is, Leann is having a major meltdown!
shhhhh, don’t be wakin’ up guest. he crazy!
shhhhh, don’t be wakin’ up CHAZ/pikki nikki polka pants he crazy, Leann had a rough night!
Do you know why pikki nikki polka pants/CHAZ has increased the crazy to 10 fold today?
Radaronline released another tidbit from Brandi’s book: “Brandi goes on to say: “I can definitely appreciate a pretty girl, so on occasion I would hook up with girlfriends, so that my husband could watch. (Sometimes the girl had a boyfriend and husband, too, who also seemed to enjoy the show.) It was harmless and Eddie seemed to appreciate it, because without fail, it would lead to some pretty hot sex afterward. Like I said, I was just an average Hollywood housewife doing whatever I could to keep my husband happy.”
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So this just confirms what we have been saying all along about Lizzy, Leann, and Eddie since there are photos of Leann making out with Lizzy while Eddie watched and Lizzy going everyone with Leann and Eddie. And now CHAZ’s blowup after someone asked about Lizzy and Eddie makes sense!
Once again, this also confirms that Leann has been telling her fans personal things about Brandi because in 2011, Leann’s 3 loyal fans and this “ANON” person were posting that Brandi cheated on Eddie with women. How exactly did they know this if this is first being revealed from Brandi’s book?
i refute that quote. i absolutely did not make lady lovin b4 miss brandi traded me in.i’m 4 sale on e-bay if anyone wants 2 look me up (other than guest & leann who been watchin me non stop)
See, I told you “ANON” was posting here! These are the same comments that he made on the other site about Brandi!
See, I told you “guest” was posting here! These are the same comments that he made on the other site about Brandi!
@Guest imposter (aka ANON-the person who made post January 31, 2013 at 11:16 am)
So now you are hijacking names? Hahahahaha! Well thanks for proving my point! So how long are you going to use my name to make posts? I heard that you used that person’s name who were stalking from Radaronline for a month!
Poor ANON!!!!!!!! Like they told you on twitter the other day, desperate times call for desperate measures! When name calling fails, then steal people’s names! Hahahahaha But then again didn’t you already do that the other day? So the person posting as GUEST now is probably the same person who was posting as LINDY!
Is piki niki in any way involved with hoki-poki? What is it all about? I wouldn’t want to start any comspiracy theory, but it’s more than coincidence, am I right? You seem to know a lot about this stuff.
i’m bringing out my own autobiography. that bitch brandi worked me nite n day not 2 mention eddie just wouldn’t leave me alone and sexually harrassed me non stop.i became an alcoholic through her and that nite in the cells after the DUI was mortifying! now this bitch is selling stories that she sacked me and used eddies credit card 2 replace me?? well i am not taking this lying down!
@ANON
From Leann’s ex lady lips: “i’m bringing out my own autobiography. that bitch leann didn’t get to work me nite n day because Ed was out with some other woman, not 2 mention eddie just wouldn’t leave Lizzy alone and didn’t sexually harrass me non stop. even though I paid him. i became an alcoholic through her and that nite in the cells after the DUI was mortifying! now this bitch is selling stories that Eddie sacked her and used eddies credit card 2 replace me?? Eddie doesn’t have a credit card, but I had to make Le think that Eddie is holding up his weight. well i am not taking this lying down! Le is just going to have to have more “dental surgery”.
i AM guest. YOU’RE the imposter
@Guest imposter (aka ANON-the person who made post January 31, 2013 at 11:16 am)
Wow, post #2 in my name! Poor Leann! Didn’t you also hijack Brandi’s name and use it to make fake twitter accounts too?Thanks for making another post in my name “LINDY”/ANON and thus proving everything that I have been saying!
so far u said i’m guest imposter/”LINDY”/ANON/CHAZ/pikki nikki polka pants maybe i’m leann or maybe brandi or maybe GUEST
@Guest imposter (aka ANON-the person who made post January 31, 2013 at 11:16 am)
Post #3 in my name! Wow, another post that you made in my name! From what I was told from other people, hijacking people’s names is a regular occurance for you so much so that people take polls on how many times you will use their name!
Poor ANON! Desperate times call for desperate measures. You did this to Brandi, to that poster from Radaronline, and several times here.
You know that Leann has hit rock bottem when she sends her fan to hijack people’s names and then to post about Brandi’s lady parts(Hasn’t Leann discussed that subject enough with her buddies A and G?)
don’t u drag me into this guest
@ANON
From Leann’s ex-lady lips: don’t u drag me into this ANON
@guest
From Leann’s ex-lady lips: don’t u drag me into this guest
@@Guest imposter (aka ANON-the person who made post January 31, 2013 at 11:16 am)
Post #4 in my name! Thanks again ANON for proving what I have been saying all along. I know that you are too dense to understand the implications of the posts you are making in my name!
From Leann’s ex-lady lips: don’t u drag me into this AMEJEAN
This is too funny. I mention that ANON is posting here and the next thing we know he shows up posting as “Brandi’s ex lady lips”(which he has done on the other site) and then using my name to make 4 posts so far. Poor ANON! From what I heard, he spends 2-3 days making posts in people’s names! From what I heard he either stops because he gets banned or other posters turn the tables on him!
does anyone get a whiff of PARANOIA? imposter guest is going berserk and having a meltdown
@Guest imposter (aka ANON-the person who made post January 31, 2013 at 11:16 am)
Wow, post #5 in my name! Hahahahaha. Poor ANON! Did I strike a nerve?
Come on “lindy”, if you are going to use the “paranoia” card then by all means don’t go and make 5 posts in someone else’s name!
We know that YOU are going berserk and having a meltdown. Why else would you be hijacking people’s names for two days and now posting as Brandi’s ex lady lips! Keep up the good work!
i warned u guest. don’t be bad mouthin me and draggin me into your arguments.we all know you want me, we all know you can’t stop thinkin about me, you’re obsessed with me (you’re worse than leann, @ least she left me alone when eddie got bored with me)
@ANON
From Leann’s ex lady lips: “i warned u ANON. don’t be bad mouthin me and draggin me into your arguments.we all know you want me, we all know you can’t stop thinkin about me, you’re obsessed with me (you’re worse than Lizzy, @ least she left me alone when eddie got bored with me)”
oh my godddddddddd this website.
hahaha!
Well at least we know that Leann is reading here and just like I said has been sending her fans here to make posts!
Dont’cha just love CUT & PASTE! Why bother with a retort when you can just repeat what that persons said with the names changed. fab
@Guest imposter (aka ANON-the person who made post January 31, 2013 at 11:16 am)
Post #6 in my name.
Too funny. The poster who just made 7 posts in my name is boo hooing because someone is cutting and pasting his comments? Seriously? Hahahahahaha Really? Hahahahaha So this person make 7 posts in my name and someone else’s name yesterday and he has a problem with someone copying and pasting his comments? Dont’cha just love CUT & PASTE, GUEST IMPOSTER! SIX posts! Six posts in my name! How many more did you make using “lindy’s” name. Why bother with a retort when you can just hijack someone’s name, right? fab. And after he whined about people copying and pasting his comments, he then went and made another post #7 in my name! Hahahahahaha
am i “lindy” now? i thought i was ANON? i’m so confused
@Guest imposter (aka ANON-the person who made post January 31, 2013 at 11:16 am)
Post #10 in my name. Poor ANON! I struck a nerve!
Of course you are confused, I’m not the only name you are hijacking. You made posts in the teacher’s husband’s name. You made post in the her daughter’s boyfriend’s name. You even make posts in the names of Brandi’s fans.
You are really losing it!
@ guest imposter
stop using my name. thats the 5th time now ANON
@Guest imposter (aka ANON-the person who made post January 31, 2013 at 11:16 am)
Post #7 in my name. And after you whined about how people copying and pasting your comments! Hahahahahaha
sorry guest, i lost count of how many times you posted in my name. you’re right, it was 7
@Guest imposter (aka ANON-the person who made post January 31, 2013 at 11:16 am)
Post #8 in my name and including the post you just made in the other thread, that’s 9 posts in my name! Hahahahaha
Sorry ANON, you lost count of how many times you posted in other people’s names because you . you’re right, from what I was just told, you are on another site using the names from people who post on Perez Hilton! So it’s an all out name hijacking! Poor Anon!
did someone mention my name?
@Gwen, now you’re here bothering these good people?
@Eddiesballs amejeanschin
@AMEJEAN, now you’re here bothering these good people just like you did to Brandi?
you can stay the hell away from me Eddiesballs guestschin i have a long memory that reconstructive surgery can’t erase
@Anon
From Leann’s ex lady lips: “you can stay the hell away from me Eddiesballs amejeanschin i have a long memory that reconstructive surgery can’t erase. Why do you think I had all that “dental” nightmares1″
No problem. They are resting comfortably on Gwens chin at the moment, just trying to avoid the teeth.
Eddiesballs amejeanschin
No problem. They are resting comfortably on Amejeans chin at the moment, just trying to avoid the teeth.
wait… who’s the real guest? i can’t keep up
@Guest imposter (aka ANON-the person who made post January 31, 2013 at 11:16 am)
Of course you can’t keep up, that was evident by your rep of hijacking people’s names!
imposter guest, why are you cutting and pasting a message that was nothing to do with you, are you having a berserk meltdown?
@Guest imposter (aka ANON-the person who made post January 31, 2013 at 11:16 am)
Post#15 in my name.
imposter guest, why are you cutting and pasting people’s name that has nothing to do with you, are you having a berserk meltdown?
@Guest imposter (aka ANON-the person who made post January 31, 2013 at 11:16 am)
Post #11 in my name! Hahahahaha. Of course you can’t keep up, hence your rep of hijacking people’s names!Poor ANON!
i’m not ANON, i’m “lindy”
@Guest imposter (aka ANON-the person who made post January 31, 2013 at 11:16 am)
Post #13(because you made another post in my name in the other thread)
Well you also said that you were: Kim, Tia, Jezi, Cam, Sean, Jessica, Linda, Deb, and etc…thanks for making all these posts in my name! I know you are too dense to understand the implications of this!
i am dense. you should explain it to me in excrutiatingly paranoid detail
Guest imposter (aka ANON-the person who made post January 31, 2013 at 11:16 am)
Post 24 in my name! Yes, Amejean, we know that you are dense. Leann hasn’t explained it to you in excrutiatingly paranoid detail? Or does she just toss some free tickets in your direction! Well at least I’m not the only name you have hijacked today. The people on Perez Hilton are complaining about you using their names on other sites!
wait, how many posts in your trademarked name are we up 2 now guest imposter?
@Guest imposter (aka ANON-the person who made post January 31, 2013 at 11:16 am)
Post #20! You are really losing it. Hahahahahaah
Wait, how many posts in other trademarked names are you up 2 now guest imposter? So why do you hijack people’s names?
its because you came up with such an original name, i just had to cut n paste it
@Guest imposter (aka ANON-the person who made post January 31, 2013 at 11:16 am)
Post #26 in my name! That’s odd, so is that why you cut and pasted the names of Jezi, Kim, Brandi, Cam, Jennifer, Jessica, Tia, and Annie…because their names were orginal? Did you really hijack Jezi’s facebook account? Wow! Keep up the good work!
Lmao…. Damn guest, still playing nice with others I see…. You know what would make this thread perfect? An original song/screenplay,written by the other house nutter, Ike Nash!
CHAZ
Says the 49 yo who gets off on photos of dirty tampons!
After all your posts about orginalilty, I thought that you would come back with something orginal. Lmao…. Damn CHAZ, still playing nice with others I see…. You know what would make this thread perfect? An original song/screenplay,written by the other house nutter, Ike Nash!
Well one thing is for sure, I was right about Leann sending her fans here to post!
Your head must be a scary and lonely place.
@CHAZ
Says the person who had no qualms about asking another poster to post a photo of a dirty tampon. Your head must be a scary and lonely place! I hope you don’t live anywhere near a school!
Can everyone just stop talking about tampons?!
@MEH
Or CHAZ sould stop being a hypocrite! It’s funny that he sits here telling people that they are creepy and scary, yet he didn’t see how crazy it was for a 49 yo man to be asking for photos of dirty tampons!
CHAZ is in another thread saying that he never asked to see a photo of a dirty tampon! Why does he lie even when the evidence is there for all to see?
Since CHAZ has such a problem with the truth, here is the post of him “not asking” to see a photo of a dirty tampon: “Cas, thats hilarious!! After seeing the response from “guest” I wish you had found an image of a used tampon or something!!”
Ok you insufferable twat, just where on that post do I ASK to see a used tampon? Nowhere….. as I’ve said before, your reading comprehension suckdiddlyucks!
Agreed.
@CHAZ
More name calling? And here I thought that you would try to exercise some orginality, since you made how many posts about it yesterday? We know that your reading comprehension suckdiddlyucks! So now you are going to sit here and tell everyone that your post doesn’t say what it says? Strange because Leann’s BFF did the same thing on twitter today too when someone pointed out how he had designed Leann’s webpage.
@bonnakins
Of course you agree, you must be drinking again!
Judges?
Would you believe me if I said I am not? Chaz, you are a bad influence. I swore I wasn`t going to play with guest anymore, but here I am on EB once again laughing my butt off instead of working out like I said I would.
Laughing is great for the core…
@CHAZ
Laughing is great for the core…well not for CHAZ. How can he laugh when he is the puppet?
@bonnakins
Working out? Since when is drinking working out? Of course CHAZ is a bad influence, he gets off on photos of dirty tampons!
Well you also said that you are above it all and don’t have time for any of this, and yet here you are again today…but then again you must be drinking!
You are laughing your butt off because you are drunk again! Hopefully you didn’t throw up like yesterday!
@CHAZ
Who knew that by posting CHAZ’s comment where he asks to see a photo of a tampon would set him off into hijacking names and his personalities!