It’s time for another round of weekly winnings for the Evil Beet Caption This contests! Check it out, and if you’re the winner, I’ll be sending you an email to collect your mailing information in order to send your prize. Sure hope you registered with a valid email address!
We’ll be choosing the winner of the above photo next Tuesday, so tune in to find out who it is!
The winner on last week’s LeAnn Rimes photo:
Winner: puddin
“They decided to name the fish ‘Brandi’ so that gossip sites for once would be able to write about how kind and considerate LeAnn is to the admittedly ugly hagfish Brandi.”
First runner-up: malibou
“Whoa! Polly wanna cracker? Cause if your peen is that big, I’m in!”
Second runner-up: Cece
“Twinsies!”
Congrats to puddin! As for the rest of you, get commenting if you want to win some free crap! (And for the love of God, check your damn email if you want to win the prize! The first runner-up will be notified that they’re getting the prize if you don’t claim it, guys!).
“Holy-mother-fucking-meth-lab! Elizabeth would be so fucking pissed with how you are behaving! I’m Lindsay ‘Liz-fucking-Taylor’ Lohan!”
What you talkin’ ’bout Willis?
Johnny Depp is missing his hat with the crow feather on the brim? Nope, haven’t seen it.
Woah, if it starts raining, I can start my own bottled-water company.
four plus three? Wait a minute… don’t tell me…
(In a rasp) “Fuck! Is that what my face look like on camera now?!”
Edited for grammar:
(In a rasp) “Fuck! Is that what my face looks like on camera now?!”
A paparazzi caught Lindsay’s reaction just as she thought she had grown a penis.
Whoa! I’m not violating my probation officer! It’s just water, I swear!!!
“Uh-oh, all the jewelry that was hidden in the sweater fell out of the sleeve! Hopefully no one has seen…”
ok, it’s not reallyyyyyy water. It’s vodka bitches!
Lindsay realizes how much time she could save pouring from one bottle to another if Evian would just go into the vodka business.
Lindsay realizes The Wanted’s bus drove away 5 minutes ago
oh no! I think that fart was wet…pass the vodka.
Shut up! You mean they make Coke you can drink, too? That is, like, totally awesome. Now my nose won’t be all runny and stuff.
Hey does anyone else see the mother ship landing over there ? I wonder if its here to take me far far away !!!!
Really they made crack legal and I can buy it in a machine with a prescription.. Sign me up
Oh my god…I just sharted
I hope this sweater tied around my waist hides the fact I just Al Roker’d my pants
“Dafuq?” Lilo’s response when she was told that “guest” ended her tirade against Leann & has instead begun stalking her. Also, “guest” has been discovered to be a 54 yr old, tutu wearing dwarf, living in his mothers basement.
Why is this thing in my hand so limp!?
Dayum, Sarah just quit the beet.