Oh, justice. That fickle bitch. She slinks in and out as she pleases, and she avoids entitled Hollywood trainwrecks like the plague. She’s the reason we can’t have nice things. That bitch right here.
You remember Amanda Bynes‘ bad driving, don’t you? Her DUI and her car accidents and her suspended license? Of course you do. At least you do for now, because those incidents are starting to fade away, and soon all we will know is that Amanda Bynes is kind of crazy, but she has a nice rack.
From Radar:
Amanda Bynes has scored a major legal victory, as two misdemeanor hit and run charges were formally dismissed against the former child actress in a courthouse in Van Nuys, California this week, RadarOnline.comis exclusively reporting.
“Amanda Bynes was able to reach a civil compromise in both of her hit and run cases. The two separate victims agreed to dismiss the charges after a financial settlement was reached with both. This is routinely done when both sides are able to come to an agreement, and there really is no need to pursue legal charges because damages to their respective vehicles was paid for,” a source close to the situation exclusively tells RadarOnline.com.
“Amanda’s lawyer, Richard Hutton, advanced the case and went in early to avoid the media, and the judge (Wednesday) signed off on the deal in which the prosecutor also approved. Amanda took responsibility for her actions, and the court recognized that,” the insider added.
Ok, but even if she paid for the damages, isn’t what she did still illegal? Because right now it sounds like this is the same thing as if she stole a dress, wore it out, and then returned it to the store. She brought it back, but she still stole it in the first place. Do you know what I’m talking about? I’m kind of confusing myself because I feel so disillusioned.
Either way, Amanda still has to deal with her other crimes: the DUI and those two counts of driving on a suspended license. It seems like those are the ones to be afraid of, and I can’t really think of a way that she could feasibly pay her way out of it this time. Small miracles, I guess.
That’s why all our traffic tickets are so expensive…the justice system has to make up for the short-fall from kissing the asses of “important” people and B-list celebs.