Jennifer Lawrence Eats Like a Caveman, is Obese

So the ever-awesome Jennifer Lawrence did this interview with Elle magazine, and in it … well, she said some pretty outrageous things. What things, you ask? Well, things like the things that are in the headline—like how she eats like a caveman, how she’s obese, and also like how she turns into Homer Simpson around her boyfriend for the most part.

Here’s the better bits of the interview, which also expounds on the comment about obesity, because I’m sure all of you out there who think Jennifer’s a fatty fatterson are all ears. Er, eyes.

Jennifer on dieting for a role:

“I’m never going to starve myself for a part… I don’t want little girls to be like, ‘Oh, I want to look like Katniss, so I’m going to skip dinner. That’s something I was really conscious of during training, when you’re trying to get your body to look exactly right. I was trying to get my body to look fit and strong- not thin and underfed.”

On her relationship with her boyfriend:

“[My boyfriend] is honestly my best friend, and hopefully I’m his best friend too. He’s my favorite person to be around and makes me laugh harder than anybody…We can eat Cheetos and watch beach volleyball and we turn into two perverted Homer Simpsons, like, ‘Oh, she’s got a nice ass.’ I never thought we’d have such different opinions on asses.”

On not falling into the millionaire hype:

“Ten million dollars and I’m still living in my parents’ condo…I’ve always lived in a tiny rat-infested apartment in New York, or a little condo in L.A., or a normal house in Kentucky. I think it would be very bizarre to live in a big mansion by myself.”

And last, Jennifer on being obese. And Val Kilmer:

“In Hollywood, I’m obese. I’m considered a fat actress. I’m Val Kilmer in that one picture on the beach. [But] I eat like a caveman. I’ll be the only actress who doesn’t have anorexia rumors.”

See? We told you she was fat.

Also, if you Google ‘Val Kilmer beach’, this is one of the photos that comes up: