Now that Lindsay Lohan is finally starting to get steady work again, it stands to reason that she will finally start f-cking up her career again, doesn’t it? We kept hearing how awful she was on the set of her Lifetime movie, we heard about how unprofessional she was on the set of Scary Movie 8,092,544 or whatever, and now we’re hearing about how she screwed up on the set of The Canyons, her softcore porn. Except this time it’s extra fun, because we’re hearing directly from the people who worked on the film.
Bret Easton Ellis, right? You know him. He wrote American Psycho, and he writes screenplays, including the one for Lindsay’s movie. And here is a thing that he tweeted a couple of days ago:
“Patrick Bateman has just headed over to Lindsay Lohan’s hotel to confront her as to why she missed her f-cking ADR on ‘The Canyons’ today…”
Patrick Bateman, of course, being the crazy-faced serial killer in American Psycho, and ADR being that thing you do in movies where you have to re-record lines in post-production. Oh, and Lindsay Lohan, of course, being our favorite f-ck-up.
Lindsay hasn’t responded to the tweet yet, but we do know that a source close to Lindsay said that “she did not miss anything.” That sounds totally legit, right? Someone claims that Lindsay Lohan screwed something up, some “source” says “nuh-uh,” and then we all just forget about it. Girl, please. Or, more accurately, Dina, please.