Lindsay Lohan Is The Picture Police

Lindsay‘s getting paranoid, you guys. Or, well, I guess she was always kind of paranoid, but it’s getting serious. That guy that allegedly assaulted her? That whole thing went down because he was taking pictures of Lindsay and she confronted him about it. Kind of weird, right? But it seems that this dude wasn’t the first person that Lindsay accused of taking pictures of her. Hence, picture police.

From Radar:

Be careful using your phone around Lindsay Lohan!

The troubled actress was involved in yet another altercation in the early hours of Sunday, alleging a man physically assaulted her after she snatched his phone from him, and RadarOnline.com has exclusively learned that this isn’t the first time LiLo has been involved in a cell phone scuffle!

Two separate sources have detailed their own encounters with the 26-year-old Liz & Dick star, and both tell an eerily similar story.

“I was hanging out Bootsy Bellows with my friends,” testifies one traumatized club goer. “And I was texting with my friend when all of a sudden Lindsay Lohan comes running up to me and rips the phone right out of my hand. She was like, ‘I know you’re trying to take pictures of me.’ She got security, and they went through my phone. When Lindsay saw there were no pictures of her, she didn’t even apologize.”

And, another young lady claims she suffered a similar fate at Sayer’s Club recently.

“Lindsay knew some of my friends so we invited her to sit with us,” she says. “My friends and I were taking pictures of each other just goofing around and Lindsay thought for sure we were trying to get pictures of her drinking. She jumped up and grabbed my phone out of my hands. I was so shocked, and before I could ever realize what happened, Linsday grabbed my friend’s phone too!  She demanded to see the pictures and started digging around in our phones. After Lindsay saw there were no pictures of her she was like, ‘You guys aren’t supposed to be taking pictures in here anyway.’”

As RadarOnline.com previously reported, Republican Congressional aide Christian LaBella was arrested early Sunday morning in New York following the alleged assault on Lohan.

The young man’s uncle spoke to the NY Daily News Monday and denied any wrongdoing by his nephew.

“He doesn’t really understand why this is happening,” Peter Jessop said. “It’s a shame when a celebrity like that can use her publicist to tar a kid who has done nothing wrong.”

Despite initially being arrested, cops later dropped charges against the 25-year-old citing “insufficient evidence” to back up Lohan’s claim of assault. LaBella has subsequently filed a harassment complaint against Lindsay.

When contacted for comment on his client’s phone snatching penchant, Lohan’s rep told Radar, “We’re living in a time where everyone walks around with a camera and that creates issues for people who are famous.”

Oh, ok, so Lindsay’s getting wasted at clubs and attacking anyone she sees using a cell phone. Girl must be doing a lot of attacking.

But hey, here’s a question: what would you do if you were out at a club and saw Lindsay? Would your first instinct be to take a photo of her? That would definitely be understandable, both for monetary reasons and for bizarre meth face spotting reasons. But I like to think that my first instinct would be to get the hell out of that club. We’ve all heard what happens to people who attend a club with Lindsay, and I’m not willing to go out like that.