So remember how Lindsay Lohan was picked up for a role in Scary Movie 5? Well, naturally, Lindsay’s a loser, and can’t commit to even the simplest of shit. According to Page Six, Lindsay was almost sued for not showing up for production on time, among other contract violations. From Page Six:
Dimension Films signed Lohan to play a cameo in the horror spoof opposite Charlie Sheen. But over the past two weeks — as the date for filming approached — Lohan disappeared, blew off rehearsals, missed her flight to the set and even bizarrely claimed she had walking pneumonia. We’re told the troubled starlet “freaked out” after seeing the script was poking fun at her. At the 11th hour, Lohan did report for work, however only after she was threatened with a lawsuit by a Hollywood legal eagle and a private jet was sent to pick her up.
So how must it feel to work on the set of a movie where everyone involved knows that you’re a big, fat loser who has to be threatened to show up for work? You can’t tell me that being in that position doesn’t make you feel like a stupid ass. And it gets better—not only did Lindsay almost bail altogether because of a scripting issue, she didn’t show up for any of the wardrobe meetings, either. You’d think that free clothes (even if they were free for a limited time) would be the hook in that opportunity right there, but no. There must have been some kind of anti-theft device attached to Lindsay’s wardrobe, and when she found out she was all, “Meh, I’m just not interested. Pick whatever.” More about Lindsay’s fast descent into permanent Loserdom:
“Lindsay missed every meeting she had for the film, including script reads and wardrobe meetings,” said a Hollywood insider. “Then she missed her flight to Atlanta on Sunday to shoot the movie. The producers had been getting signs Friday that she was a mess, and would not be fit to work.”
Last, she’s signed on to kiss Charlie Sheen, who’s also in the movie. Let me repeat that: she’s signed on to kiss Charlie Sheen, who’s also in the movie. And Charlie Sheen, of all people, is “worried” that Lindsay might not be able to “do the scene.” Talk about a rock and a hard place, huh?
When Charlie Sheen is doing better than you, you have a serious problem. I don’t… I can’t… I mean… Ugh. I’m so beyond done with this girl. Now I’m upset I even clicked on this link.
“Shocking!” said no one ever.
you r the fucking loser–not lohan
NOW THAT’S FUNNY.
Why u ppl calling jer a loser how wouldyou feel i mean she maid some midtakes let ot go maby she just needs u ppl to back the fuck up
Please practice your English your comments don t make sense due to appalling spelling…good luck with your ongoing attempt to insult people
Anonymous needs spelling and English lessons .Please try to at least spell properly
Just made some mistakes? LMAO Most people learn from mistakes, not make a sport out of repeating them.
Anonymous,you might need to do a few English lessons if u want to continue to insult people because at the moment your comments don t make sense.
Drunk Dina, dat you baby?!
@Pikki Nikki LMFAO!!!!
Oh and BTW Elizabeth, Charlie has always been a functioning addict. He can OD the night before and still show up ON TIME for work the next day with his lines memorized and coffee in hand. Too bad young Hollywood can’t figure out how to both do drugs and work for the drug money at the same time….sad.
sad but twoo.
Lol love this!
When Charlie Sheen is worried about you. That’s when you know you have a problem.
i allways enjoy reading while someone demands private jets etc someway she must have earned position to do it coz she do ..and thats great fighting the power
hey abi, your english aint fluent either, and you look like a dick posting 3 posts criticizing other dudes for their english.