“Scarlett is still dating Nate [Naylor]. This is very innocent. Scarlett and Jared have remained friends, nothing more, nothing less. Let’s concentrate on the DNC and her speech, which is exponentially more important.”
So I wonder how that explanation went to boyfriend, then. I’m thinking something along the lines of this: “Well, see, Nate, Jared and I have this history together, and while we’re *just friends*, the Democratic National Convention just heats me right up. I got the shakes, and started convulsing and having seizures, and next thing I knew, Jared’s penis was in my mouth so I didn’t swallow my tongue. Perfectly innocent. And what a gentleman, too, right?”
Or, you know, something.
So my high school boyfriend was telling the truth about his hypoglycemic blow job tremors? I feel so foolish!
An aquarium with no fish and the dumbass staring at it.
This guy is so overhyped. It’s just ridiculous. He’s the douche of hipsters. It’s funny how chicks dig is lame ass bad. Talentless m***** F*****. THeir music is SO over produced. It’s as if a studio recorded in a studio and added studio effects.