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Rosie O’Donnell Had a Heart Attack

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And she nearly died. From Rosie’s personal blog:

its a semi-sunny monday
the light bouncing off the flat hudson
mish is sitting next to me
i am happy to be alive

last week i had a heart attack

here is what happened
on tuesday morning
while walking in a parking lot in nyack
i heard a loud commanding voice

“can u help me”

more of a demand than request
a challenge – a plea
i turned and saw an enormous woman
struggling to get out of her car

she was stuck

“can u help me? she asked again
as i walked toward her
“oh u r rosie odonnell”
yes i am

the ghost of christmas future
me – if i did not wake
there r no accidents i thought
as i braced myself and lifted her

it was not easy
but together we did it
she was up and on her way
with gratitude

a few hours later my body hurt
i had an ache in my chest
both my arms were sore
everything felt bruised

muscular – i thought
strained or pulled tissue
i went about my day
the pain persisted

i became nauseous
my skin was clammy
i was very very hot
i threw up

maybe this is a heart attack
i googled womens heart attack symptoms
i had many of them
but really? – i thought – naaaa

i took some bayer aspirin
thank god
saved by a tv commercial
literally

i did not call 911
50% of women having heart attacks never call 911
200,000 women die of heart attacks
every year in the US

by some miracle i was not one of them
the next day i went to a cardiologist
the dr did an EKG and sent me to the hospital
where a stent was put in

my LAD was 99% blocked
they call this type of heart attack
the Widow maker
i am lucky to be here

know the symptoms ladies
listen to the voice inside
the one we all so easily ignore
CALL 911

save urself
xxx

Horrifying. I am so, so glad that Rosie’s OK. I can’t even imagine how scary this must have been, and I marvel at how genuinely thankful she sounds in this, her poem, to still be alive.

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  • I’m glad Rosie is OK. Maybe she will listen to what her body told her in no uncertain terms: 1. Check your blood pressure more than once a decade. 2. Lose some of that goddamn weight and exercise. 3. Eat something that doesn’t have icing on it. 4. Do everything your doctor tells you as if it was a message from God.

      • “He” who??? Sorry to step on your toes about fatness, but please take it out on the AMA…they said it first and it ain’t no joke.

    • She always writes like that.

      I wonder if she speaks like that all the time as well. As in: “As I opened my eyes, I wondered… did you take out the trash last night?”

  • Well I also suffered a heart attack back in Jan 2012 & thought I had just been over doing it but the pain persisted and my husband took me to hospital where after lots of tests I was given a double stent as I too suffered a heart attack and the surgeon said I was very lucky – Get well soon Rosie

  • I’ve never cared much for Rosie but this makes me think differently of her. The fact that she would help a total stranger out of her car says a lot about Rosie, her tough outer shell seems to guard a softie inside! I wish Rosie the best and hope that she lives a very long and healthy life.

  • I had a heart attack Feb 27th 2010. I can tell you that it was painful and I would not have waited like that Mound of Horse Shit waited to get to a HOSPITAL.

  • Rosie I know how you feel , 4 stents and 2 heart attacks. One was the silent one which says I should of Died . I have so much to live for . DO Listen to your heart and PAIN Ended up by pass surgery as well .. Good luck … STay Safe

  • Obama hates white people especially this fat gay whore Rosie O’Fatass. Too bad she didn’t kick the bucket, would have saved some room at the trough for other Hollywood insects.

    • U are the one that should die u asshole….she is a caring and nice person….ur the one that is going to hell not her,