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Kristen Stewart Is Not Excited About This Week

A photo of Kristen Stewart

But why? Could it be because she’s finally getting to that stage in depression when you have to bathe because you can’t stand your own stench? Has Liberty Ross been sending her letters threatening a showdown that will take place sometime this week? Oh god, is she starting to get tired of her favorite comfort food?

None of that, you guys. No, Kristen Stewart is not excited about this week because this week, Robert Pattinson will be doing interviews to promote his new movie, Cosmopolis. And let’s not fool ourselves for one minute by thinking that he’s going to be able to avoid any questions about his heart-wrenching saga.

From Radar:

Kristen Stewart has been biting her nails over Robert Pattinson’s  scheduled TV appearanceon The Daily Show with Jon Stewart, RadarOnline.com is exclusively reporting.

While K-Stew, 22, doesn’t believe R-Pattz will trash her on the show, which airs on Monday, August 13, Kristen is concerned that she could fall foul of the host’s sharp tongue.

She’s praying she won’t be the butt of the jokes because she’s hurting enough as it is.

“Kristin is very, very nervous about Robert’s interview with Jon Stewart on Monday,” a source close to the Twilight star revealed. “She’s confident that Robert, who has always been such a private person about his personal life, will keep quiet over the cheating scandal. But she does have some concerns that Stewart might poke fun at the situation in an attempt to get Robert to open up. While she has a sense of humor, this isn’t something she wants joked about. Kristen is hurting and doesn’t want her heartbreak poked fun at on TV. She’s crossing her fingers that Jon doesn’t go there and instead concentrates on promoting Robert’s new movie Cosmopolis,” the insider said.

It’s not like I’m completely unsympathetic to Kristen Stewart. I still don’t think that “everyone makes mistakes” applies here, and I still don’t think that “she’s just a kid, she doesn’t know any better.” But you know, if she was your average 22-year-old who decided to cheat on her boyfriend with a married dude, things would be way different. She’d still get some flack for it, and her choice would still be wrong, but she probably wouldn’t have had some creeper taking pictures of the actual cheating, and she wouldn’t have thousands of strangers calling her a slut. It must really, really suck to be Kristen Stewart right now.

So yeah, I get why she doesn’t want anyone to ask Rob about it. But that doesn’t mean that she didn’t do it in the first place, you know? It sounds like she’s saying “why can’t everyone just stop talking about that time that I cheated on my boyfriend with a married dude?” which is so silly. Like I said before, she’s not the worst celebrity that ever existed, but she’s not completely innocent either. She doesn’t deserve hate, but if she can’t stand the gossip, then she might need to consider a new career.

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  • Just the fact that the title began with: “Kristen Stewart Is Not Excited…” *still* has me in a fit of giggles.

    Thank you.

  • Wasn’t K-stew complaining about how everything was too easy, and she wished her life was harder? A couple months ago? Literally wished ‘fucked up stuff would happen’….just not fucked up stuff that makes people mad at her? I don’t think K-stew understands the way words have meaning, that’s like, not always, like, uhhhh, what she thought?