But hey, for real, ok? Like, for real. This isn’t just the thousandth rumor this month or anything, this is actually, really and truly, for real. You can tell it’s for real because Justin’s rep made a statement to People about it. Look:
Jennifer Aniston is getting married to boyfriend Justin Theroux!
“Justin Theroux had an amazing birthday on Friday, receiving an extraordinary gift when his girlfriend, Jennifer Aniston, accepted his proposal of marriage,” his rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.
Aniston, 43, and Theroux, 41, an actor-screenwriter, have been dating for more than a year.
The couple – who both starred in Wanderlust – were first spotted together in May 2011.
“They are great friends,” a source told PEOPLE at the time.
During an interview on Good Morning America the next month, when asked about her personal life, Aniston couldn’t hide her emotions.
“Yes, I’m very happy. I’m extremely lucky, and I’m extremely happy,” she said.
You know what must suck though? Having your love life inspected so closely and judged so thoroughly because your husband cheated on you. That must really, really suck. But I’m definitely not above it, because my first thought was “oh, that’s weird timing.” And I know that Jennifer’s whole entire life doesn’t revolve around Brad Pitt. I know that. But I can’t fight this. I’m just one person, and I’m not strong enough.
Brad Who?
Please tell me this is a joke. Brad pitt is so lucky to have left her a long time ago. You can tell that she doesn’t have that much depth to her, just boring all over. Gawd Daym
Hello Mrs.Jennifer Aniston how are ya doing today
Hello Mrs.Jennifer Aniston,my name is Ike Nash,& I am a very very gorgeous & sweethearted kid,& I am 29 years old,& I came from the Caribbean from an island called St.Vincent & The Grenadines but now I live in the city of Toronto in the country called Canada,& I am one of your biggest fans,plus your TV show is very very awesome plus your films are very very awesome as well,& here is a love track that I have written for ya,& the name of it is called Hello Flower,& I wrote this song to the instrumental of a song called When We Ride,using all of my own words/lyrics,& When We Ride was originally sang by a rapper named Bizzy Bone featuring another rapper named Mr.Criminal,so dear Sexy Mrs.Jennifer Aniston,here is ma romantic love song that I have written for you to the instrumental of When We Ride using all of my very own words/lyrics,have a very awesome day Mrs Jennifer Aniston,oh the word Honay means Honey,& the word Lay-Day means Lady,Mrs.Jennifer Aniston,peace
Ma song title:Hello Flower
My introduction before my chorus for Sexy Mrs.Jennifer Aniston:
Hey,flower,hi honay,I’m no coward,girl,you’re precious,& special,babe.
My chorus for sexy Mrs.Jennifer Aniston:
In your,city,do,you hang out?at nice spots,sexy Lay-Day,you’re so,sexy babe,in ma city,girl,I hang out,at,the Sassafraz,Lay-Day,I can,take,you there.
Verse 1 for Sexy Mrs.Jennifer Aniston:
I will take,you,there,girl,that’s okay,cause girl,I like parties,so,I’ll take,you there,you can order anything,that you like,the food is very,good girl,you can,have no fear,so girl,when we ride,all your fans,will be happy,honey,cause you’re here,to hang,there’s,no gang warfare,here around,I will keep,you safe,sexy honey,I’m an angel,babe.