Creepy Joe Francis, founder of Girls Gone Wild, beater of pregnant women, and all around great guy, went on a vacation recently. I’m sure he did a lot of really neat things, but the most notable thing he did was hang out with Kim Kardashian and Kanye West. Because any day that you get to hang out with Kimye is the best day of your life.
If that picture above didn’t give you enough early morning giggles, go ahead and check out this picture:
And if you STILL need more, here’s a blog entry about the vacation from Joe’s very own website:
Joe Francis is fresh off a tropical vacation where he hosted close friends in Mexico. Included were guests Kim Kardashian and her new boyfriend Kanye West. Along with a group of familiar faces the couple relaxed poolside before hitting the ocean and ripping through the waves on jet skis launched from a gorgeous white sand beach. They also participated in a thrilling zip lining tour through the Mexican jungle flying between trees, spanning rope bridges, and sharing memorable laughs. One of the more low key moments was an intimate dinner hosted by Joe. They dined on traditional Mexican cuisine made exclusively of local fresh ingredients. After dinner everyone continued to enjoy the fiesta with relaxing conversation while everyone snapped candid photos of each other.
I absolutely love how this is on Joe’s site, but it’s all about what Kim and Kanye did. Even the people who work for Joe Francis are like “please, God, anyone else.”
Makes me want to get a chainsaw and cable cutters.
Doesn’t it look like she’s holding a fried chicken in that 1st pic?
LOL why yes. Yes it does. Damn, I got a cocaine contact high from reading that bloated pompous paragraph off Joe’s site. Must check out more – what an entertaining bag of douche…